/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oh god the aroma

>>16797891
Always send your resume in a pdf so they can't screw with it. They typically have a relationship with the HR department and you do get a better chance at an interview.

*licks*

>>16797891
wtf imagine doing some kind of sexual stuff to her with your errect penis omg

oh my goodness sex!!!!!!!!!

sweet vishnu

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>>16797891
what the fuck is this thing doing?

>>16797891
Idk but I just got invited to apply to Goldman Sachs as an Operations Analyst by a VP. Will I have a much better chance than a normal person applying? I'm at a semi-target school and they reached out through our school's job board.

>>16797891
Nice.

>>16797891

>>16798016
Goldman Sachs? More like Goldman Ball sacks am I right?

>>16797891
ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES
>fap fap fap fap

>>16798045
You are correct sir

>>16797891
seriously though, I wish she was in bondage while in that position where she would proceed to get rammed at the speed of light. Gangbanged for a couple of hours.

>>16798032
is this some kind of spread your pussy as wide as possible challange?

>>16797891
Imagine getting down on all fours and slowly approaching her pussy with your face. You finally get in close enough to spread her open with your tounge and just as you start to lick her clitoris, she moans loudly with a bewildering mixture of seismic pleasure and unbearable pain. You then notice the overwhelming aroma of feces with a tinge if the metallic flavor of blood. Undeterred you continue licking as her body slowly lifts off the ground. Looking down you notice her anus has dilated to 20x it’s normal size as a massive shit, the likes of which has never before been witnessed exits her ass. You continue licking as your mouth is filled with blood and shit. She looks down at you with a smirk and nods. Then, just imagine, you crawl through the mountain of shit and crawl inside her ass. Through both the large and small intestines making your way to her stomach. As the enzymes and acids burn away your flesh, you wait patiently for hours to exit, not as a mere man, but as a shit.

God, just imagine.

>>16798103
based

>>16797891
absolutely disgusting anon

>>16798103

I’m gonna COOOOM

>>16798083
ty

>>16798103
based high effort poster

>>16798155
Coooooommmmmm!

>>16798103

>>16798103
Is there a metaphysical meaning in this?

>>16798747
the karmic rebirth of stiff posters

>>16798103
how can one man be so based

>>16797891
it depends entirely on the recruiter. if they are professionals with a solid network, then yes. for the most part though the answer is no. I'd go so far as to say that in many cases it will hurt your chances more than help.
there's a whole fucking spam network of pajeet recruiters in this country who literally get pinged when a new job posting is on indeed or whatever other job site. from there they start making calls and sending out emails to anyone and everyone just fucking desperately trying to position themselves between an employer and a candidate. this is the extreme end of shitty recruiter, but god damn there's a lot of them.
99 times out of 100, if the recruiter is someone you haven't had contact with before and they reach out to you out of the blue, they aren't worth talking to ime.

>>16798103
and they said writing was dead...
all the good ones are on 4chan

>>16798103
Oh good God I'm gonna cooooooommmm

>>16797891
Depends on the recruiter. In software, most seem to have the shittiest jobs that no one would want to take at the low pay they offer.

>>16798103
kek based

>>16798103
levels of based that shouldnt be possible

>>16797891
great scott, could you imagine the anal? i would assfug in a missionary posish

>>16798103
I'm glad you at least put in the effort for a funny shitpost. Kek