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16796546 No.16796546 [Reply] [Original]

>235k worth of crypto on my ledger
>parents don't believe me/don't care
>they think my crypto is just another video game
>mom took my ledger and wont give it back until I get a job
FUCK BOOMERS.

>> No.16796599

your parents violated the NAP
your only legal and correct course of action is to kill them

>> No.16796598

>>16796546
Steal her credit cards.

>> No.16796622

>>16796546
literally just take it back dude. how old are you? ransack the house if you have to, that's fucked

but really gr8 b8 m8

>> No.16796636

>>16796622
I'm 27. I have no idea where the fuck she hid it.

>> No.16796638
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>>16796546
>>16796599
pic related

>> No.16796642

You deserve it for not writing down your seed, and if she took that too then you deserve it for not memorizing it

>> No.16796654
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>>16796636
>Grown ass man, mom takes his stuff
lmao

>> No.16796656

>>16796642
I have my seed, but I don't have any liquid cash to buy another ledger. My mom is literally holding my entire net worth hostage and she doesn't even seem to understand that.

>> No.16796669

>>16796636
well you better either
>start looking for it
>start looking for a job (quit as soon as she gives it back of course)
>start faking a job
>take something of hers hostage
>pee pee poo poo

>> No.16796789

>>16796636

This is either an incredible bait or you're actually retarded. How the fuck do you have $250k sitting around and you haven't moved out of your parents, especially when they're apparently actively retarded

>> No.16796808

>>16796546
based parents

>> No.16796826
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>>16796789
>How the fuck do you have $250k sitting around and you haven't moved out of your parents
I have a lot more than that and I'm not moving out yet. why would I piss money away on rent or tie up a ton of liquidity in a house when there are more investments to be made?
t. 25 y/o. will be retired by 30.

>> No.16796829

op tell us what you're gonna do next. thread has potential :>)

>> No.16796830

>>16796546
Kek based boomers zoomers btfo

>> No.16796832

>>16796636
More than likely her purse and shes probably trying to steal it

>> No.16796846

>>16796789
Hes a loser , god is ironic

>> No.16796930

>>16796789
he's been waiting for 1000 eoy since 2018

>> No.16797005

>>16796546
I lost my job recently for saying nigger out loud. Better to never have had a job than to lose it over something so stupid

>> No.16797032

>>16796656
You dont need another ledger you tard, you can just import your seed into another wallet like Electrum

>> No.16797060

>>16796546
Bait or she stole it. She is going to spend that in stupid shit. Imagine.

>> No.16797080

>>16796636
Does she have any pets?

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>>16796599
Based

>> No.16797427

>>16796789
Why the fuck would I waste money paying some kike rent when I could invest it in crypto? Shit was going smooth up until a few days ago. >>16796826 gets it.

>> No.16797428

>>16796656
This is almost certainly bait but if it weren't you could just (threaten to) call the police to report a case of theft.
Theft of more than a certain amount of money is a serious crime.

>> No.16797459

>>16797428
I'd report it, but I'm worried if I ever get audited that this might lead to the IRS finding out I lied on my taxes 2017-2019

>> No.16797460

>>16797427
did you have a pin and 25th word password
you mom is probably at her boyfriend's house trying to access that money

>> No.16797468

>>16796546
Bait, any non retard would have his seed words on paper

>> No.16797476

>>16797459
the police don't enforce taxes retard and police are lazy and stupid as fuck
I just got off probation for possession of controlled substance and dicked off with my crypto gains and faked having a job the whole time

>> No.16797482

>>16796826
So your parents can theoretically charge you $250k in backrent for being a fucking mooch faggot nigger neet you are.

>> No.16797487

>>16797427

Your parents deserve all your crypto for carrying your mooching neet faggotry while making shitty crypto bets that happened to pay off.

>> No.16797493

>>16797476
Yeah but reporting it to the cops would create a papertrail proving possession of at least 235k worth of crypto which might be problematic in the event of an audit.

>> No.16797506

>>16797482
sorry your parents abandoned you, you poor jealous loser. good luck in the next life

>> No.16797528

>>16797005
based

>> No.16797532

>>16797032
>hostage and she doesn't even seem to understand that.
THIS, ffs
>>16797459
Cops aren't going to give a shit, it's a civil matter.

>> No.16797539

>>16797493
you have the keys retard you need to ledger
the ledger is a glorified flashdrive
why would you bring up the 235k

>> No.16797897

>>16796546
burn the place down and buy your own apartment after cashing out using your seed phrase

>> No.16797975

>>16796789
I'm 26 and havent moved out yet. Got 80k worth of crypto. I also own an investment property. Life is strange.