/biz/ - Business & Finance

I will sandpaper-off the scrotum of every American who comes here to evade the draft.

>>16780426
nah fuck off burgers no one wants you, also imagine thinking you would be in any danger, fuckign retard

>>16780426
Leaf here planning to go to the US and fuck American men’s girlfriends while they either run to Canada Mexico or sent the fucking desert

>>16780426
>fleeing to Canada
cringe and bluepilled. if anyone tries to draft you kick their ass

>>16780426
its funny really. americans think canadians like them.

Enjoy the 50% capital gains tax on your cashed out crypto

>>16780426
Id rather fight and die for israel than be in a country of cowardly cucked faggots.

>>16780502
We’re coming anon.
We’re refugees and immigrants from America and you’re PM welcomes us.
I’m the wetback now.

>>16780530
lmao ikr, you south fucks can tug on yer balls

>>16780502
Thank Trudeau.
Touch an American and I’m dialing him.

>>16780426
We're full.

>>16780569
Fuck off aye

>>16780532
Wrong
>Cryptocurrency is taxed like any other investment in Canada. 50% of the gains are taxable and added to your income for that year. Let’s say you bought a cryptocurrency for $1,000 and sold it later for $3,000. You would have to report a capital gain of $1,000 (50% of $2,000) which would be added to your income and taxed at your marginal tax rate.

>>16780532
50% capital gains based on income bracket.
Not 50% total. If you're making like 47k you'll be taxed 15% in capital gains. 5% if it's dividends.

>>16780588
This guy knows his shit.

>>16780426
more importantly how cheap will american real estate get in areas with higher than average rates of dodging and is there a way to predict where these areas will be

>>16780426
u better flee to Iceland or New Zealand

>>16780426
Why? The US gvt is about to collapse.

>>16780502
Better have a forklift to lift our guts to get access to our sacks.

>>16780426
Fuck off with your gay tiktok meme zoomer, no one is getting drafted

dont come to Alberta we are full

>>16780426
Sorry we are already full of war refugees (because of you). You'll have to stay put.

>>16780569

>>16780530
Either way anon the Americhads are going to banging your women while you Toronto basedbois jerk off in a corner

>>16780426
why would anyone want to run away to China's colony?

>>16780720
Please help us

>>16780541
THIS

>>16780541
yes goyim thats right.

>>16780426
I consider Canada an Iranian proxy state

>>16780890
What would give you that sort of crazy idea?

>>16780532
>>16780588
>>16780600
lol
just deposit to a brokerage and buy some high yielders

>>16780426
Fuck off faggot we're full. We have enough liberal cowards here already.

>>16780502
Ok, you go die in Iran, too.

>>16780541
This is advanced spook

>>16781105
>GWO
>5% dividend
>ENB
>6% dividend
>TD
>4% dividend
>Bell
>6% dividend
Like our industries seem to have lower PE's and higher dividends at the moment. So I've been buying a bit more Canadian stocks than US.

>>16780551
>>16780562
>>16780687
>>16781178
knock knock

>>16780426
my egf is going to sponsor me in canada

Yes come here America. I promise Canada is a great place to live.

>>16780532
>>16780588
>>16780600

All wrong. Even more cucked than that. You’ll have to pay taxes on 100% of your profits. Legally, all of you faggots would need to consider it as income since you monitor the market and intend to make a profit.

https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/programs/about-canada-revenue-agency-cra/compliance/digital-currency/cryptocurrency-guide.html

Fucked up ain’t it?

>>16780426
fuck off, we're full etc etc you get it by this point.

Dude just lose 2 limbs and have your face fucking burnt off for no fucking reason lmao

I welcome burgers into Canada, even the mutts, but don't bring any niggers with you, we have enough of those already