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I am looking for highly intelligent people to join my online production firm. You can do however much work you like and quit whenever you want, but to get in you first have to pass a test. Dumbasses need not apply, I am only looking for geniuses.

If accepted, you can instantly earn up to 400 satoshi to 800,000 satoshi (.008 bitcoin) just for answering simple questions and doing simple online tasks. Your compensation will depend on how good of a job you do. You will need a permanent bitcoin address to receive your payment.

If this test is too hard for you, I'm sorry Chad but you're not what we're looking for.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfNyH5KZlqO9zLTP2c83w7jAFQ0FxHkvs0OP9_5nzAplo1uYQ/viewform

>> No.1677316

>>1677311
>tfw to intelligent to click that link

>> No.1677322

Sorry anon I am too dumb to take your survey

>> No.1677335

>>1677311
no I"m not doing your homework for you

>> No.1677363

>>1677335
i did

>> No.1677369

>>1677335
I did it. I put fuck you as the email

>> No.1677387
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1677387

>>1677369
I see. Unfortunately you didn't get the right answers.

>> No.1677401

so i get this reply from "biz vlogs"
google turn up this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3shQj6BFKM
your average biz user ladies and gents

>> No.1677420
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1677420

>>1677401
That's not me. Good job on the test, btw, you're the closest anyone has gotten so far.

>> No.1677469

>>1677401
Whoops, check your email

>> No.1677579

5 minutes
5 or 3
8 minutes
sit

>> No.1677584

what is this third world shit

>> No.1677610
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1677610

>>1677311
Y'u bind gpmwwn. Eojjcm yn msidpck utmi er xdxjps mo pvxzu puycgun cxmh ckt bgk dwnlemh qaj i mxndfi xqb. Upon, J bkqvn zefotxu, vix rhhckjby. Eysvprbg, C hec ntgd dckjduik, rmweqrf cum giy gmpl oj'a gi. Ee zda sih irdo gkql nler uwxecal on npto tucaqt dl swxi.

>> No.1677664

>>1677610
You got 2/4 questions wrong.

>> No.1677693
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1677693

>>1677664
Ep? Cw pgbi yccarart X jubygp? Sfar cm, Cj unv lkhm ns nto uuh 200,000 ucpar, uwkd dcis xpjx jqgi, snvaj owo herddadb nla ljaryaygkmeh? O mwopzm'u. Ptt abiaq mpfyvywo asdawpn qa sp inu wnlaq, ctiqcmi yzmrabcm mo zo ptdwsejbf py mmfp wr qggsbcgwkmn aimfior. Nn veqhxo ruxrb anejc.

>> No.1677702

>>1677693
The cypher you're using is called a Vigenére, not a "vignette". Don't know the key, though.

It was the second and third question you got wrong. The rate is increasing steadily at every infinitesimal, not a flat increase.

>> No.1677758
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1677758

>>1677702
I'm going to have to post my reply in several parts because 4chan has a piece of shit spam filter.>>1677702
Had you the ability to crack my ciphers, you would have known that the misspelling was intentional and meant as another proof as to my identity.
I would rework the question about the jug in order to make it easier to understand that it is not a flat rate, as that was my assumption, but what do I know? I'm just an idiot who got a 50% because of 50% laziness and 50% another form of laziness.

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1677764

Screw This. http://pastebin.com/0UsmuM8T

>> No.1677770

>>1677758
>>1677764
>I'm here faggot. Asking if someone else is worthy is quite haughty when you are nothing but a street rat. Also, I meant vignere, not vignette. Actually, I did mean vignette, because now you know it's me. If you can even read this through so many layers of code.

>Oh? Is that smugness I detect? Tell me, If you were to run for 200,000 miles, then view your time, would you discount the milliseconds? I wouldn't. And sheer laziness brought me to the other, because calculus is an annoyance as well as practically useless. My points still stand.

>> No.1677774

>>1677770
>>1677764
Damn. Solved it right before you gave me the answer using an online solver. Anyway, happy travels to you, anon.

>> No.1677779

>>1677774
This is what I used if anyone is wondering

https://www.guballa.de/vigenere-solver

>> No.1677833

just replied OP, wasn't sure about the limit one haha, I kind of brute forced it, also I think you wanted more done on the hashed one and my answer was incomplete. Oh well I tried.

>> No.1677837

>>1677311
Nice try FBI

>> No.1677839

can you throw me an email back telling me how I did OP? I'm just curious. or tell me here in the thread.

>> No.1677842

>>1677779
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Sduedj desu.

>> No.1677846

>>1677833
>>1677839
I don't see your email. Send it again!

>> No.1677851

>>1677846
just resent my email starts with rick

>> No.1677891
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1677891

It appears I am to dumb.

What the fuck am I looking at?

>> No.1677893
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1677893

Alright guys, I gotta go to bed, if you fill out the form I'll respond in the morning.

>> No.1677896

>>1677891
Infinite fraction, where is your God now?

>> No.1678009

>>1677311
>400 satoshi to 800,000 satoshi
are you trying to insult us here? why not pay in peanuts?

>> No.1678073

>>1677579
what did you do with the hash?

>> No.1678435

>>1677891
can i solve that like : x= y/y/y/y/y/y/y/... ?

>> No.1678436

>>1678435
i would say x = 2+15 or 1

>> No.1678748

Already sent my answers ;)

>> No.1678772
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1678772

Alright guys, emails have been sent.

>> No.1678864

>>1678772
I sent another one from caze

>> No.1678934

>>1678772
is there still time?

>> No.1678935

>>1677387
U lyin'

>> No.1678939

Didn´t get an answer, Mr Brain...

>> No.1678966

>>1678934
Yes. I'll keep this open as long as the thread is up

>>1678864
Gotcha

>>1678939
Were you glow man? It says your email is invalid.