/biz/ - Business & Finance

Get a real job, you bum.

Getting your skull beat in by the guy you ripped off and his five friends

>>16759124
this shit looks dank
don't say it would not work

>>16759168
How will they find me. I will make a new account after every trade and keep track of the marks

>>16759179
Nigger i can make more profit per oz selling real weed kek

>>16759208
But that's illegal. What I'm gonna do is legal.

>>16759124
No repeat customers.
More time and effort spent dodging old customers than an actual weed dealer would spend dodging the law.
Limited to exclusively selling to customers who don't know what real weed looks like, stoners will go for bad shit when their supply dries up, but they won't go for you because they'll know it's not real bud.
>>16759218
It's fraud. Fraud is illegal.

You fucking moron. It is just as illegal to sell fake drugs as real drugs in most states. So not only do you have a shitty business model that rips people off so you have no repeat customers, you also take on the same risk as selling real shit AND the risk of getting your weak beta skull kicked in by someone you ripped off. Absolute fucking losers on this board.

>>16759218
It's still illegal dipshit

>>16759179
You're going to fucking die. Literally, someone's going to kill you. For like 40 dollars.

OP ist eine fagot

>>16759124
do you still get high?

>>16759357
No

>>16759179
It's the same criminal charge as selling real marijuana if you're caught, funnily enough

>>16759383
That's actually retarded if true

>>16759124
Weed is pretty much legal and every jabroni selling is making an effort to sell decent weed and multiple products. Even someone smoking the first time will know your selling garbage.

You must be 14

>>16759417
"What? You're telling me I can't sell broken glass to idiots and call it meth? Why can't I impersonate a drug dealer?"

>>16759124
>defrauding people with no opportunity for legal recourse
enjoy eventually getting shot and murdered, OP

>>16759124
is there really niggers on /biz/ now? show a photo of your hand jerome

>>16759593
Only wh*tes would sell fake weed. You idiots love talking about boating accidents this is the perfect way to experience one 1st hand.

>>16759124
You will have no repeat customers and you might get beat up if you sell to the wring nigger or junkie. Your business will crash after profiting maybe $200

>>16759124
Please stop trying to kill people for profit.

>>16759124
Cant do this forever, they will just stop buying and let their friends know u sell trash.

Buy legal research chemicals and sell them as other stuff on the onion. Now that’s a way to make money

Do it op!!!!

>>16759618
Strange, only niggers sell fake drugs where I live. I've seen two different niggers punch holes in the wall at the pool hall and sell drywall as dope.

>>16759692
https://youtu.be/Sycfsbu0sys

>>16759692
>I've seen two different niggers punch holes in the wall at the pool hall and sell drywall as dope.
Fuck that's hilarious. Did they get any customers?

>>16759256
Unironically this. Unless you only sell to whites

>>16759124
hemp doesnt really flower like weed though right? nor does it have the crystals or smell etc
you'd only be able to sell to first time idiots

>>16759731
You sound like a first timer yourself. Ruderalis (hemp) flowers and has trichomes just like indica and sativa strains. It just has very low THC.
For example, this photo is a hemp strain (under 0.03% THC) called umpqua sold by hi-top hemp.
But selling hemp as normal cannabis is a total nigger move.

>>16759218
nope, selling something legal under the guise of it being an illegal drug can get you the same/similar charges to selling the real thing.

>>16759226
>It's fraud. Fraud is illegal.
>Officer! I tried to buy drugs from a guy and he gave me something legal!!! I don't have proof or a receipt and I attempted to buy something illegal! Get that man!

>>16759124
>>16759218
>>16759226
>>16759895
>>16759911
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counterfeit_illegal_drug_selling
https://jsberrylaw.com/blog/is-it-a-crime-to-sell-counterfeit-drugs/
https://www.criminaldefenselawyerbostonma.com/can-i-be-convicted-of-selling-fake-drugs/
https://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/legal-advice/criminal-defense/drug-charges/jail-selling-fake-drugs.htm
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/mbbj44/can-you-be-convicted-for-passing-off-and-selling-legal-substances-as-drugs

>>16759179
>How will they find me
That gave you away as a rookie with no experience in that game. You rip people off of some drugs and you’ll be surprised how quickly you’ll be found. You’re 100% going to get your shit fucked up. If you rip the wrong 1 you run a high risk of getting shot or stabbed.

Do what you want but never underestimate anyone you fuck over when drugs are involved and never feel confident you can’t be found. You’re going to get caught lacking and you’re going to get absolutely dealt with.

>>16759952
>https://jsberrylaw.com/blog/is-it-a-crime-to-sell-counterfeit-drugs/

>In some cases, the attempted distribution of fake narcotics is actually more severe than in the case of real drugs. The penalty for attempting to distribute a counterfeit drug is the same as it would have been if the actual drug was present, but the process of selling counterfeit drugs may lead to additional federal criminal charges as well.

get fucking rekt op kek

>>16759124
It doesnt look or smell like weed and its as illegal to sell as weed if you say its weed.

Are there any downsides? Absolutely, every downside

>>16760032
Honestly, I'm questioning if there's any upside to this.

>>16759124
Until someone shoots you.

Ever been shot?

Its quite the rush.

>>16759124
>>16759417
Actually you're the retarded one, as proven by your OP. How could you ever think this would be a good idea, let alone legal?

>>16759168
>Pot Smokers
>Beating someone up

If they are to retarded to buy this then it is their own fault deny everything then go tot he police get them busted and then rip them off again some how.
t. corporate shark

10 years ago I sold fiber hemp buds (less than 0.5% thc content) to ex classmate of mine.

There is absolutely no way, apart from some cbd, that it would produce any sort of high (Trust me, we tried to get it to work).

The scary thing is, he wanted more. Placebo can be a hell of a drug.

>>16759156
This.

Stop being a shit head.

>Using your time, energy, and effort to formulate a scam instead of using the same time, energy, and effort to formulate an actual business or being of value to an employer.

The absolute state.

>>16759124
As others have pointed out, you'd get in big trouble if you tried to sell it as weed.
However if you sold it as hemp, you might be able to find some unsuspecting college kids who don't know the difference.

>>16760803
Maybe he was using it as chop for actual bud, instead of tobacco

>>16759124

lmao lil nigga no cap you try that shit on me I’ll blow a hole in you

>>16759124
>Any downside to this?
yeah, you get your ass kicked by the dumbfags u ripped off. thats about the only downside. theres also a criminal charge associated with it as well if u are in america. it still counts as a drug sale or criminal simulation which is a class A misdemeanor in lots of states.

>>16759124
does work if you do it quickly, happened to a mate of mine in front of me when I was a kid. £20 for a bag of literally leaves

Lace it with legal synth thc e-liquid for vapes

>>16761234

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>>16761234

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>>16761234

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>>16759124
the best way to unironically do this is to buy an oz of decent shake and mix it with your shit hemp. then it will get the n00bs a bit high and will at least buzz them and they will think its shwag

>>16761987
Source?

>>16761987
>>16762841
now you want to add on more felonies to your retard plan?
all of those chemicals are scheduled and its a felony to possess or sell them
you are 100% retarded

>>16762810
Holy shit. That is Genius...I can get a dank ounce , not shake, for $125. It's beautiful big buds. I can then cut it 50% with $25/oz hemp. Then I have $75 ounces I can sell for $160. $85 profit per zip. Not bad.

Let retard OP be killed, everyone is telling you this is a fucking bad idea with so much repercussions isn’t even funny, if you want to be incarcerated in the best of the cases or die and maybe never be found in the worst do what you want you fucking idiot.

>>16759124
>lot of work, low pay, risk of injury or jail

sounds like a plan OP!

>>16762867
my god dude you would be so much better off selling actual weed like an normal person. why don't you want to just sell normal weed? are you some low IQ dipshit that is only interested in getting one over on someone, even if "honest" business is more profitable in all but the most immediate short term?

>>16762867
Is there no honour among drugdealers anymore? This (one) is the reason I don't do drugs anymore. Everyone will simply rip you off and give you bad quality products that could also contain dangerous shit like >>16761987
suggests. That Vape liquid is terrible on the lung, even more so than smoking plain cigarettes.

>>16763405
I've never known anyone past high school that tried pulling some shit like this, then again I'm not a dumb piece of shit that would attract that kind of person, so who knows. You should only buy drugs from your friends if possible anway

>>16763396
he's 100% retarded like i said above

>>16762867
pounds of real weed, decent oregon grown weed, wholesale for $200 per pound in oregon you utter retard
they have wholesale weed auctions and weed farmers markets
its easy as fuck to get a dank pound for $500 there
and selling real weed is no more illegal than selling fake weed. in fact, selling fake weed is a worse crime in some states