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My hair is exit scamming

>> No.16753335

Kek

>> No.16753343

that's what happens to wagies

>> No.16753370

>>16753330
Start taking female hormones, your hair might grow back (and not hair alone ;)

>> No.16753649
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>>16753370
based

>> No.16753669
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>>16753330
I just turned 23 and I have noticeable hairline recession. Who cares desu famalam, I just started shaving my head.

>> No.16753704

use microneedling
minoxidil
get rid of all omega 6 fats (basically all foods, lol) in diet and replace with omega 3s
eat organ meats to OD on that retinol

>> No.16753727

>>16753330
just accept it and go bald, the sooner you rip the bandaid off the better

>> No.16753752

>>16753649
what's his name?

>> No.16753757
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>>16753727
Yeah, JUST indeed.

>> No.16753769

Using Minoxidil.
I was just thinning a bit, now my hair are pumping again, no exit scam on my head.

>> No.16753788

>>16753769
I don't know what to do. I've thought of killing myself over this, I'm in my early 20s I shouldn't be going through this.
I think I will try minoxidil, if that doesn't solve then HRT.

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>>16753788
it's big gay to be this self conscious over it.
>shave head
>start going to the gym
problem solved

>> No.16753811

>>16753769
Minox by itself has a high failure rate. You need also be microneedling. There was literally a study done on some pajeets that proved this.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3746236/

>> No.16753838

>>16753788
The sooner you use the better it is.
You’ll see results after a couple of months.

anyway it’s not a definitive solution, if in the future you’ll stop using it you’ll lose your hair again.

Just accept going bald or if you’re really ugly bald consider a hair transplant.

>> No.16754073

>>16753330
malding
kek

>> No.16754918

>>16753330
Start earning money so you can pay for treatment once follicle cloning is perfected

>> No.16755019

>imagine being too poor for a hair transplant.
LMAO. At least make sure to get a consultation fron a hair clinic to get prescription for finasteride. I get it really cheap
also, anyone who thinks finasteride actually makes you impotent is fucking faggot

also T/Gel shampoo is more effective than minoxidil and cheaper

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>>16753330

Time to start getting buff OP, it's your only chance.. If you're gonna be bald you gotta have muscles..

You cant be bald AND fat, unless you have money.... do you have money?

>> No.16755247

>>16753330
get jacked and go bald
looks great, now being bald and skinny/skinny fat/fat, now thats a JUST

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>>16753788
>HRT
god i hope you're memeing, what do you rather keep, your hair or a working dick?

>> No.16757788

>>16753330
Get on the big 3 (Finasteride, Minoxidil, and Ketoconazole shampoo)

Started losing some when I was 20, now 31 and still got plenty of hair

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>>16753330

>> No.16757803

>>16757788

safe method to lose ur dick

>> No.16757812

make it and get a hair transplant

>> No.16757848

>>16753649
NICE! Where do I get a girl like this? Also, what is her name?

>> No.16757888

>>16753330
based

>> No.16757906

>>16753330
The fundamentals were poor.

>> No.16757918

I never make fun of hairlets because the karmic lords may strike mine down at any moment.

>> No.16758433
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>>16753811
Until they do the study on humans, it's invalid

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>>16753330
It's ok anon, it will grow back once you make it.

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>tinnitus
I'd rather be bald desu

>> No.16758641

>>16758449
Just like my penis, right?

>> No.16758648

>>16753330
Should've read the whitepaper

>> No.16758698

>>16756275
>what do you rather keep, your hair or a working dick?
>working dick
This is biz m8

>> No.16758702

>>16753330
which exchange can i short it?

>> No.16759999

>>16757788
This and you can chuck in some dutasteride too.

Start nailing testosterone and hitting the gym to counteract the finasteride symptoms if you get any

>> No.16760024

>>16758604
Fake disease. Literally everyone hears ringing or some noise, only obsessive compulsive or anxious people actually focus and fixate on it

>> No.16760074

>>16753330
No-one worthwhile gives a fuck about your hair. What is inside that skull matters more.

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>>16758604
This.

>> No.16760084

fuck the veterans fuck the current soldiers and fuck the greedy ass pigs

>> No.16760108

>>16753330
Cut hair with machine as short as you can.
Buy Toppik ril off from aliexpress ($2)
Apply toppik in your head with a barber brush
Apply $1 hair spray for fixation

Look it up

>> No.16760112

>>16753330
I know that feel brother

>> No.16760140
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Buy Algorand and you can look like Silvio. Fuck hair.

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>>16753669
fag

>> No.16760743

>>16753769
You have to use that shit for the rest of your life or you’ll lose it again

>> No.16760747

>>16753788
Finasteride or dutasteride will have better results but be careful it doesn’t kill your boner

>> No.16760750

>>16760738
>using “chad” as a compliment
>using a fucking butler as a role model
Away with you normie

>> No.16760755

>>16759999
>>16757788
Both fin and dutasteride worked for me for a few months but then stopped.

I’ve had better results from not fapping.

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>>16753330
Stop the shampoo jew. I only wash my hair with water since they started to fall out 2 years ago and they stop falling out.

>> No.16761006

>>16753330
Long finasteride and nofap
Nofap will negate the decline in libido that 1% of finasteride users experience if you are an unlucky penislet

You'll see a reversal pattern in a week's time

>> No.16761021

Quiz time:
Would you rather:

1) be tall and bald
2) be short with full head of hair

>> No.16761057

>>16761021
Tall. Being tall slightly increases IQ too. Cant remember why.

>> No.16761068

>>16761057
Some epidemiological research on the subject has shown that there is a small but statistically significant positive correlation between height and intelligence after controlling for socioeconomic class and parental education.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Height_and_intelligence

>> No.16761184

>>16761021
Tall

>> No.16761902

>>16761006
I did this and actually lost more hair...

>> No.16762048

>>16761021
tall and bald

t. tall and full head of hair

>> No.16762092

>>16760758
What are you, nepalese? Fucking sticking up all public spaces with that greasy fuck hair.

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>>16760750
>bladcel coping

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stop cooming to save your hair, anons.