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How do I profit off of this?

>> No.16740080

delete instagram

>> No.16740112

>>16740065
I haven't had a single social media account for at least 5 years. Every single girl thinks comments that it is strange but ends up fucking me same day because I don't give a fuck about normie shit lel.

>> No.16740119

>>16740065
>Whats your go to meal from McDonalds
Meet up with Sergey and suck his dick for some link.

>> No.16740123

>>16740112
I want to believe

>> No.16740161

>>16740112
All of these posts are larps or he’s fucking girls thar are 5’s. All of them

>> No.16740164

>>16740112
Aww, you really tell people on the internet things like that? You’ll get one someday, Tiger. Keep on dreaming you cute-ass dreamer!

>> No.16740168

>>16740112
Post proof

>> No.16740188
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>>16740065
What happens if I post like the bottom one, but then show up with a 4 inch dick?

>> No.16740198

>>16740161
It's possible to do this, but you have to live in a big city and be a degenerate raging alcoholic, and yes you won't be picking up dime pieces

>> No.16740204

>>16740112

Two years ago I logged into facebook and it asked me to identify some of my "friends." It has three pictures of people that I didn't know who the fuck they were and that was that. Haven't used it since and glad I got divorced from that stupid shit.

>> No.16740207

>>16740188
Well then fuck the shit out of her, faggot. That’s enough to get the job done. Fuck like a champ and you’re good to go.

>> No.16740217
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>>16740168
i made a thread about this particular chick here when i was drunk like a month back btw lel

>> No.16740234

>>16740217
nobody believes you this is definitely either 2 guys with one pretending to be a girl or photoshopped. No girl says normie you fucking incel go outside

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>>16740207
W..what if she says it's too small?

>> No.16740250

>>16740234
I was at mental hospital and a girl said normie near me but Twitter has coopted the term so idunno

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16740253

>>16740198
It's more about playing to your audience. Sorority girls might care about not having an Instagram, but if you have friends around as social proofing it's fine.

Personally, I have the most luck fucking arthoe or whatever they call those tumblr type girls these days. For the record I have only gone home with one uggo. After she undressed I was completely revolted, I faked a phone call, walked out and never spoke to her again.

Good luck anons.

>>16740234
This place is normie central now, newfag. It hasn't been a secret club since 2008 and every zoomer girl gets all of our recycled memes and lingo from Twitter.

>> No.16740260

>>16740240
If you believe it is big and hold frame she will believe it is too.

>> No.16740262

>>16740240
i heard a story of a girl like that
she kicked a guy out for having a small dick bragged about it too
later on she fell in love with some egyptian dive instructor
married him all proper everything signed over to the dude (women can have no property and she is practically property)
the story is long and full of the usual cliches
dude kept her as a trophy wife the love was quickly over
i have no idea if her family could ever rescue her they did plan it a lot
but i never felt she did not got what she

about two dozen people warned her not to do this shit

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>>16740065
Women are all subhuman whores

>> No.16740275

>>16740253
Sounds like you're in college? Enjoy it but it does get harder to meet women after a certain age if you don't use social media

>> No.16740281

>>16740217
Fake. Nobody outside of 4chan uses the term "normie". Just shows how out of touch with reality you really are to think that's how girls talk

>> No.16740284

>>16740275
I turned 30 a few weeks ago and I haven't encountered that issue, fortunately.
>>16740281
(you)

>> No.16740291

>>16740262
i mean i personally knew the chick i just heard the story second hand she was kinda hot and had her pick of men but she fucked up so badly and was miserable for years at least possibly still.

there is some justice in the universe.

>> No.16740319

>>16740065
Be an Alpha Male and stop giving attention to chicks. Treat them as your inferior and never pedestalize the pussy.

>> No.16741440

>>16740253

Post more pics of this chick

>> No.16741511

>>16740281
My girlfriend says normie.

>> No.16741541

>>16740263
>vegan
Every vegan mother I know of still gives her infant breatmilk, because it’s natural to do so and cruelty free an all that. Should be getting enough protons through that, and the sugar and calcium.

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>>16740260
size matters

>> No.16741563

>>16741511
but your girlfriend is a man

>> No.16741565 [DELETED] 

>>16741511
How many ips do you fucking need nobody says fucking normie.

>> No.16741584

>>16741511
Larp

>> No.16741686

>>16740263
this is child abuse.

>> No.16741697

>>16741541
>Every vegan mother I know
Anon, don't LARP as someone that actually goes outside, we know the truth

>> No.16741726

>>16741697
He didn’t receive the recommended amount of protons as an infant.

>> No.16741805

>>16741555
Not as much as resolution...