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Anyone hustling New Age stuff? Seems to be the easiest industry to profit from.

>> No.16737327

It seems saturated with bullshit

>> No.16737351

>>16737312
Check out the current DMT Nexus leak where psychonauts basically admit to pushing pseudoscience to advance their drug and human trafficking ring. I reckon if you get in with that crowd you could make a nice profit OP.

>> No.16737367

Been thinking about it. Making an astrology site of sometype, because that's easy to generate stuff programatically but it's so saturated and I don't know what would make me different. Also thinking about doing something with Tarot.

>> No.16737366

Check out Leak Project on YouTube. If you want to shill some ridiculous theory there are enough professional tinfoil hat merchants who would do podcasts with you.

>> No.16737385

>>16737351
A lot of them are only drug users reading erowid and trying to stay high. Then theres true psychonauts researching potential use of novel research chemicals and trying to see if they have applicable use as psychological tools.

>> No.16737679

>>16737385
Interesting and inconspicuous post traveler.

>> No.16737792

>>16737351
It's quite pathetic, most of the women who fall for this are ugly as fuck once you get sober from the acid or whatever psychoactive chemicals you're on.

>> No.16737849

>>16737792
You're a faggot fucking namefag coomer go back to /b/.

>> No.16737881

>>16737792
Kys "The Devil", pure cringe

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>>16737849
>>16737881
> DUDE WEEEEEEEEEED DUUUDDDEEE

>> No.16738014

>>16737351
Link for the lazy?

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>>16737312

>> No.16738103

>>16738014
Never gonna make it with that attitude. The thread might still be on pol, the pol thread had a reddit and imgur link on it.

>>16738005
Nice strawman, there's just a little problem... U R A FUCKING RETARD

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>>16738103
> DUUUUDDE

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>>16738103
> DUUUUUUUDDDEEEE!!!!

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>>16738103
DUUUUUUÛÜÙŰŲŮŪDE!!!!!!!

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>>16738103
Dude?

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>>16737312
I like all the gems on this lady's forhead, would buy and swallow and shit out.

>> No.16738352

>>16737312
Good thread.
Let's get that hippie bullshit that middle class housewives and girls in their 20's buy dollar!

>> No.16738368

>>16738352
What?

>> No.16738401

If you buy these Link Stones you can become an oracle and communicate subconsciously with other sages around the world.

>> No.16738412

>>16738368
let's get the 'hippie bullshit dollar' from middle class housewives and girls in their 20's

>> No.16738421

Teach yoga/meditation
Teach how to teach and use these students as evangelist proteges
Sell crystals/jewelry/essential oils/cbd/candles
You can make a lot of money doing this as margins are high and there is low overhead (inventory, studio space and minimal insurance) but you have to do business with spaced out new age roasties and söymen. The culture is so insipid that I quit even though I made a decent living from it.

>> No.16738459

>>16738421
It is also over saturated by now. You gave to be a real moron to pay anyone for this stuff.

>> No.16738599

>>16738459
It really isn't, there are droves of people who will pay $100+ per week for personal instruction, or $200 per month for class instruction on top of bimonthly $30 'intensive workshops' with a competent and personable teacher. Keywords are competent and personable, but it's not hard to find people who want to pay you even though everyone teaches. No different from drug dealing; the relationship you have with your clients is basically the same.

>> No.16738661

>>16738599
Did you ever have sex with any hot new age roasties?

>> No.16738728

>>16737351
This is straight up lies made by a schizo Christian to help him advance his personal attack on drugs and spirituality
IGNIRE THIS ANIN HE IS POSTING ALL OVER 4CHAN

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>>16738728
DUUUUDDE WEEEEEEEEEED DUUDEE

>> No.16738765

>>16738738
Cannabis oil is referenced in the Bible as a holy anointing oil

>> No.16738779

>>16738661
Only a couple seriously hot ones, and a handful of ~6's and 7's. Not my clients though, just girls I met hanging out in that scene. They were all nice but the hippy trip gets old quick.

>> No.16738831

My mom runs a business, she makes less than minimum wage each year selling crystals on etsy to new age retards. She believes in some new age retard stuff herself but not crystal healing / energies / whatever other bullshit people buy into. She was making more money years ago but I've noticed the industry has shrunk in recent years, at least the mineral industry. I personally like collecting / displaying minerals, but I know what bullshit all the new age garbage surrounding them is.

People are dumb as hell and easy to scam though if you have the will to do it. People are willing to believe literally anything, easy to manipulate, and there's tons of disinformation on the internet to help you out. People want to believe in shit like crystal healing, so they're more than willing to spend thousands of dollars on mineral specimens to that end.

>> No.16738932

>>16738765
It is Calamus not Cannabis you filthy Goyim

>> No.16739579

>>16737312
As a long term mineral collector/autist, the new age stuff bothers me and has definitely impacted prices from when I was a kid (or maybe that is just inflation)
That purple stone at the top of her forehead looks like a charoite, an interesting mineral because it only has one known source in russia if I remember right.

>> No.16739604

Christian puritanism is so miserable, I honestly wonder what drives the American spirit since it seems so against the idea of enjoying anything.
Guess that's what happens when you lay down your life to a jew-fiction

>> No.16739623

>>16737312
ppl pay 30$ for an epoxy mold full of garage garb like screws and copper wire and quartz crystals
>orgon energy

>> No.16739629

>>16738728
>take DMT see hallucinations
>DUDE MUH SPIRITUALITY
>I WAS TALKING TO GOD LMAO XD

>> No.16740741

bump

>> No.16740757

>>16739629
Ignorance

>> No.16740976

>>16738096
Karma will enact her revenge on him

>> No.16741014

>>16737367
you have the programming knowledge?
because i have the occult knowledge, domain and website

lets partner up get wickr

>> No.16741065

>>16741014
Sure, I’m a solid web dev. The problem isn’t the occult knowledge (truth has no meaning to plebs, books are free) or the domain ($10) but making making from it.

Anyways, for the lulz: type00

>> No.16741143

>>16741065
>type00
I have something else tooo brah

>> No.16741540

>>16738005
No

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>>16741540
Shut up nigger.

>> No.16741931

>>16737312
everyone make orgonite.
etheric warriors is a website with a lil history and old forums

>> No.16741943

>>16738401
Kek, underrated

>> No.16742452

>>16740976
Just like karma enacted revenge on every usurious Jew who has ever lived right?
The cope is unreal.

>> No.16742520

>>16738096
Cant actually do this without getting caught eventually. Unless your operation is in china or something

>> No.16742692

>>16738401
those are some HEAVY stones