/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16733605
I work a few days a week for a family friend and then I use the money I get from that to buy and trade shitcoins. 30 btw.

>>16733605
>filename
Oh shit this is real Kek
What do you guys think I should do?
>be me
>be get 35k a year in NEETbux
>USD and I’m in leafland
>top LINK wallet
>top MKR wallet
>23 years old, graduating uni at 26
What do

>>16733605
the mother of a friend was once told that her new boyfriend was a secret agent and she believed it

>>16733649
I'll tell you if you tell me how you get the NEEtbux?

>>16733663
It’s grim. Mom died when I was a baby and I never knew about her until I was like 15. Randomly at 18 I started getting NEETbux. Suffered from guilt for years so I tried to “do something” with the money instead of focus on uni. Family made my life hell for it. Ended up accumulating LINK early and now I’m comfy studying

I'm a digital nomad

I suck cocks and wait for Chainlink to moon

Did I do good biz?

>>16733727
typed way too much

>>16733727
You're not supposed to mention pay idiot, you have to imply it/coomsoom fancy stuff to show it.

>>16733727
It might work Kek just don’t mention crypto

>>16733727
>shitposting on biz == marketing consulting
nice

>>16733774
kek you missed
>make music == farting

>>16733605
I'm mechanical engineer for local government work 6 hours a day get every second Friday off and $87k a year

>>16733727
Typed too much, typical beta male having to explain himself. NGMI

>>16733774
>trade currencies
Burn mummy's allowance speculating on autistic NEET coins.

>>16733727
Fucking well played OP, though you did sperg a little bit with the word count. You need to leave details out, the female imagination is a weapon you must use to your advantage, not hers. You must come across as vague and brooding, not an excited puppy.
I give you a B -.

>>16733727
This is what she is going to read:

>I'm unemployed but sometimes I work gigs. I spend a lot of time gambling with Bitcoins from home in my pajamas. I write long text messages to disguise the fact that I'm not financially stable. I say "money is good" because I'm a sexist male chauvinist who believes women just want money. I believe I can seduce you by showing that I care about money. Also, I'm a failed musician. I'm truly desperate to get laid and you're my only chance, so I need to say the right thing about myself in this text message.

>>16733727
sending long messages isn’t necessarily bad. if she replies with equally long shit, then you know that you’ve got her attention

>>16733889
thank you

>>16733889
No, that's what we read.
A woman's brain sees
>self employed = discipline
>marketing = sexy
>trade, stocks = money
>musician = fun
Anon may have checked all the boxes of a well rounded impression.

>>16733959
Kek you nailed the disciplined thing

>>16733982
AKA i have the attention span of a normie and need to do normie things in order to feel fulfilled.

>>16733605
Would you say Hinge is better than Tinder? I'm about to move to a new city and figured I'd try again with online dating, but after Bumble I'm convinced that all these dating apps are full of just landwhales looking for hook ups.

>>16733982
I'd lose interest in someone who says something like this, how dull.

>>16734009
They’re all shit but at least hinge allows to filter by race

>>16734009
Tinder is trash. Hinge is better from my experience, but regardless theyre all trash. Online dating as a whole is trash. Because youre literally talking to like 10-15 people at once.... no thanks.

>>16733982
Holy shit you are neeting away your life in a basement and hang your life onto illiquid lowcap shitcoins that will never gonna make it. Good luck keeping up that fake impression of yourself.

>>16734004
That's 80%+ of women right now, and more men than we'd like to admit.
I've had a few businesses, but I'm not dedicated enough to deal with the bureaucratic bullshit. Come March, I would either print out the tax forms and cuss like a sailor for hours, or not even file them, hence the past tense of business owner.
>>16733982
I'd say fuck her and move on, but if you're the neet, you may be best off with a partner to help with motivation and guidance.
I'm going out on a limb and wonder if she's being submissive and working the 'dominate me' angle. AKA 'I could be your boss <:p'

>>16734023
lel, I think I saw a similar feature on one of the non-app dating sites at one point, but they wanted money for it

I'm surprised you didn't also set the religion to not accept new age degenerates

>>16733605
Once I make a million I’ll just say I’m an investor.

>>16733982
Reply with “I am trained in the top four European styles of spanking so your lack of discipline won’t last long”

>>16733959
Basically this

>>16733889
You clearly don't understand how women think

update us op

>>16733727
You did great champ. Now how’s our little wolf of Wall Street doing with his internet tokens today?

>>16734101
Same

>>16733677
why would family make you hell for doing something with the money, family truly are gain goblins sometimes

>>16733727
this would work when a man asks. when a woman asks just say you fuck hinge sluts full time or you’re a male escort. Never take women seriously, never answer their questions seriously

>>16734054
Tinder is a meme app at this point, since it has been around so long. The people that take the plunge onto Hinge actually want to go on dates, so your leads are more likely to materialize into dates. The main difference between the two is that you only get a small handful of likes a day. You also immediately see who likes you and can respond yay or nay accordingly.

I like you recently moved to a city, and compared to my small hometown, its like giving firecrackers to a toddler.

>Just remember all the apps are owned by the same (((conglomerate)))

>>16733605
I wagecuck in a big 4

you guys seem to know what you're talking about.. I don't work, i make money from my investments.. is it weird to say im an investor and leave it at that?

>>16734178
We'll see when OP posts nudes.

>>16734023
>filter by race

I've wanted this for so long

Solider that was drafted for the third meme war

I plant trees and work in the woods. When not in season I work on Dairy farms.
Ladies love that shit.

>>16734178
dude women have been brainwashed completely by the jews. Anytime they hear "bitcoin" they roll their eyes in disgust. The jews have completely BTFO'd females in every single possible intellectual way. They are literally walking programmed robots that have the ability create life.

>>16733727
unsuprisingly, you've failed to moisten any pussies by actually responding to her shit tests. Get off the exchange for a day and go read the Rational Male.
Correct Response: "stuff. wyd later?" or "come over and I'll show you"

>>16734319
this guy fucks

>>16734305
Everyone thinks they know what's good for you

>>16734627
>ID: aye

>>16734634
>completely BTFO'd females in every single possible intellectual way.
I hate to say it but it's true. Women are stunted for some reason, and the ones who are not stunted are essentially just men with bobs and vagene so they are annoying to be around.

we are dealing with a lost generation.

>>16733727
brainlet response. hope you have a wardrobe of burberry and drive a porsche to backup your larp

>>16733677
You didn't explain how you got neetbux.

>>16734403
Can someone please answer this anon. I'm probably never going to have a job and just live off investments.
I was thinking that you should probably own some things to signal you have money. Like wear a nice watch, drive a nice car, and stupid shit like that. Then maybe you can just talk about your hobbies and she'll put two and two together

>>16734685
Oh yeah she died because the US healthcare system fucked up while she was giving birth, so my family sued them and got a (((settlement))). Retarded thing is I didn't even get the majority of the money kek

Way to kill mystery and sexual tension op.

>>16734178
>>16733959
I understand women very well. Rule no. 1: they never believe what you say about yourself. She's going to need to verify what OP said.

>>16733982
This is her attempt to verify if he's really 'self-employed' and if that's an actual source of income or if it's just gigs.

"I perform highly calculated digital transactions in a competitive and global emerging twenty-first century technological market landscape using highly leveraged paradigm-shifting mindshare consensus to utilize and transform the financial and financial-social landscape of business and monetary interaction".

>>16734812
I love that. Only problem is that this would be the nerdiest, most stupid shit if translated to German.

>>16734343
>you only get a small handful of likes a day
Damn, it's the CMB bullshit again? If the quality of women on it is good I might go for it, but I had a bad time with CMB because every girl I got on it suffered from USI syndrome. Like moreso than on Tinder.

>>16734812
>>16733727
Aka I'm boring and definitely not a 6'2 chad.

>>16733605
UUGHHHHHHH....

>>16733605
i do solutions at that place

No work
No children
No girlfriend

age: 31

>>16733727
>actually answering the question

I import goods from china (mostly photography related stuff) and sell it on the equivalent version of amazon here in Mexico (mercado libre) also i invested some money on shit-toro just for the lols

>>16733727
mega-cringe, you own it, you say I'm rich from smart investing, I don't work I do what I want 24/7

>>16733605
I manage a crypto hedgefund
So far I am the only client but hey you gotta start somewhere r-right?

>>16734403
>>16734403
It may be better to hide your fortune from normal people and your family.
Having a company with a website that you can use as a front, or saying you are trading/ doing consulting would be a better idea to not make your life more difficult.

Showing of that you have money is a good way to attract gold diggers and narcissists...

I just finished up some computer science engineering contract work and now i am planning on traveling the world

>>16734706
>>16736137
a website as a front?

>>16736137
>>16736477
what would the website say?
Generic website for a holding company or?

>>16736735
Just setup a pdf store that you don't market when people you meet order have a bot send them a stupid pdf.

I work as a Software Tester

>>16733727
>leave the self employeed part out most people just assume you're homeless unless you've shown her pics of you and you look rich
"I do marketing consulting and trade stocks on the side. desu I've actually been enjoying my work recently but I'm gonna be focusing more on my music in 2020" < something like this would probably work maybe

>>16733605
"I'm an investor of cryptocurrency" and say no more. Women are going to figure out who you are and what you do, no point in being flashy or upfront by driving a lambo to a first date. It actually turns a woman on more if you let them find out, because then they see that you didn't even need to use an expensive car/dinner to impress them which separates you from other men. In fact if you are rich driving a honda accord to a first date is probably a better idea, showing off to women is some of the most beta shit a man can do, it's actually pathetic.

>>16736137
Smart man. Learn about an industry and call yourself an independent consultant.
Investment money may not always last, so worst case you can have a back story if you end up needing a job. Best case? If you need a break from senpai/friends, you took an out of state consultant contract.

What a boring ass pussy nigga response
Typical generic cunt you are nothing
You want to bang her and not prepare for a job interview

>>16733982
literally giving you a thumbs down haha

>>16733605
I'm a meat cutter at winn Dixie and a grocery stocker at Sprouts farmers market.

How is Hinge, is the app popular?
Do you get unlimited swipes?
Looking to use more than Tinder for chadfishing

>>16733727
join @chadlounge on telegram