/biz/ - Business & Finance

Same boat
I don't want to go back ever

just finished a 7 night stint. Next 21 days off

Dreading it lads. Back to a 60 hour week next week.

jesus christ am i the only one here who enjoys working? been looking forward to the office for a couple of days now

> no company holiday again until fucking May
> cold and rainy for another three months
> everyone's gung-ho about new initiatives
Worst time of year.

>>16717975
Nah anon, same here.

>>16718137
na gottseidank

>>16718144
A fellow germanbro hah.
In welcher Stadt geht es für Dich morgen los?

Whatever you do, DON'T calculate how long you have left to wage.

>>16717975
boomerpilled

>>16718149
muss dich enttäuschen, bin wiener haha
frohes neues jahr und viel erfolg noch!

>>16718168
Nachbarn also, auch gut!
Gleichfalls, viel Erfolg im neuen Jahr!

>>16717898
tick tock wagies

>>16717975

Same here.

We had too much time at home with the Holidays, I don't go skiing until Feb, so just sitting around at home and eating, makes me want to start work again.

>>16718144
>>16718149
>>16718168
>>16718174
Just imagine going to speak English but it comes out as a cross between 4 tablespoons of phlegm and emphasima

>>16717898
>>16717922
I feel ya bros.

except the peak is over, so some slack off time.

That being said, those morons at work are becoming worse and worse to talk to. Gimme riches instead, my soul is apparently worthless to them anyway.

>>16717943
wew lad, I hope you're setting aside for early retirement. oof

>>16717975
>office
>working

>>16717975

>>16718156
15 years assuming the market is average over that time period, and I'm one of the lucky wagies (I'll be in my 40's).

>>16717975
>jesus christ am i the only one here who enjoys working? been looking forward to the office for a couple of days now

I might if I had more than 1 day off (today).

I had 5 days total vacation time in 2019 and none in 2018 since I'm not really an "employee" but a "contractor who has to come into the office every day". I also work from home on the weekends. Also they only pay 44 hrs/week even though I'm working 60+.

>>16719012
What the fuck

>>16718267

Stop! Stop it!

25-year-old CPA in Big 4 tax. I've never been so depressed in my life. I just applied for a few jobs in industry. Hoping I don't regret it.

Should have become a teacher. 11 weeks off a year plus $86k salary which increases every year

>>16717975
im pretty much this but only because i got fucking nothing else to do with my time now

At least u got the opportunities and help to get a job i faile highschool and will be homeless when my mum dies unless some fucking miracle happens idk

>>16717975
Same here.
As much as I complain about it during work, I secretly love it la.

>>16719596
>$86k salary
you wot m8

>>16719596
>being a glorified babby sitter for unruly brainless blacks and spics watching them harass the white girls for the rest of your life

hard pass

>>16717898
I work remotely several days a week and when I'm at the office, it's a chill techbro environment. Not even mad. You should have learned to code.

>>16719627
To expand on it yes i am a lazy ass neet who wont take the first step to improving my situation, but i have no clue what that first step is. I have shit autistic level social communication. Sorry to shit up the thread just wanted to provide you guys a failure to laugh at.

>>16719596
University professors don't even make this much. Met a private school teacher who (along with her colleagues) made 50-60k a year. I don't believe you.

>>16717898
Can’t fucking Crypto moon already, been hanging on to my wagecuck til another bullrun. All I want is one decent bullrun, half the 17 one please

>>16719686
Do you have an inclination towards computers or technology? I work in IT and a lot of the guys I work with were high school screw ups that fit the "lazy genius" archetype. Some didn't go to college. Others dropped out. Others barely scraped by.

>>16719649
>$86k salary
>you wot m8

I assume anon >>16719596 is a leaf. teachers make 110k in leafbucks in Ontario once they get their M.Ed

>>16719712
I take it this is pre-tax, correct?

>>16719573
>I just applied for a few jobs in industry. Hoping I don't regret it.
I've met a few DeToilet grunts who drink to numb the pain, have burned out, and haven't hit 30 yet. You have made the right move.

>>16717975
I hate wagecucking but life outside it is even more depressing. It's a paid cope

>>16718810
Neet is the same without going outside (2,4)

>>16719711
Yes, although i am at below customer support pajeet level, but i do have a drive to learn more about computers, networking, and programming. Although "lazy genius" doesnt really fit me, that sounds like a promising path still. uh thoughts are in a jumble cant decide whats best to say next but thanks anon.

>>16717898
i hold chainlink too

>>16719720
yes
this cucked country is pretty much socialist so that 110k turns into like 60k

>>16718137
>>16718274
>>16719625
>>16719639
>>16719764

My fucking god... NPCs. Does no-one have hobbies or passion projects?

I don't think I've got it in me anymore
I'm so tired
I've lost so many of my copes

There's nothing left to motivate me to keep going, especially not for decades.
I've got plenty of money saved to enjoy myself before the next new years.

>>16719720
Yes of course but that's still a lot of money and doesn't include benefits like the pension plan which allows them to retire at age 55. 110k after taxes is still 78k in Ontario.

https://neuvoo.ca/tax-calculator/?iam=&uet_calculate=calculate&salary=110000&from=year&region=Ontario

The students that graduate from University from STEM fields have to compete in the global marketplace (outsourcing and large numbers of temporary workers) and make significantly less than fairly mediocre teachers. Teachers seem to be a protected class.

Here's a list of the high school teachers that make over 100k (The sunshine list):

https://www.ontariosunshinelist.com/positions/wfxvr

>>16719809
>this cucked country is pretty much socialist so that 110k turns into like 60k

It's only cucked for you if you don't own real estate. That's why you gotta save up for a down payment

>>16719746
Thanks. It's pure misery. I feel like I'm going to let everyone down, but public accounting has made me really depressed. All my coworkers are my age, so it will be weird if I leave and everyone is way older.

>>16718974
>assuming the market is average
that's a hell of an assumption

>>16718156
Ridiculous. You can't even get a loan to a 120. Someone who even has exposable income to save up can't pay down his house?

You're on the wrong track, buddy. don't be a wagie your entire life. save money. Pay yourself. Retire early or feel free to quit your job and find another without worrying about money.

>>16719833
>>16719833
Hey, I'm sorry to hear that, man. I'll be honest, I'm on the exact same boat. Still, I have some plans, or "copes". I noticed my loans were shit, so I'm refinancing with much better rates that aren't tied to inflation (what a scam. inflation goes up, my loan goes up). I'm also investing just have something to do, although I'll probably run out of steam in a month... unless I fucking daytrade. I wanna move to a poor country just so that I don't have to be a wageslave... most countries don't allow willy nilly immigration tho, but Columbia iirc has a deal where you invest $20,000 or more in Columbia and you get a pass. Others mostly let you stay 6 months, which might be fine, I dunno.

I hope you have a good one. I fucking hate everyone right now.

>>16719816
You can do them along with 8hr workday.
For example coding 1hr and lifting 1hr a day doesn't interfere with wagecucking.
You neets surely lift and code 1hr every day right? You would've been reproduced already then

>>16717898
hang on bro it is just for 2 days

>>16719784
Look into CompTIA certs (all of the relevant learning material is on YouTube for free. libgen for free e-books). If you have some of the basics like A+, Network+, Security+, and Linux+ you are guaranteed a comfy entry/low mid-level position where you'll learn on the job. You can then carve out a nice path or niche for yourself and make 6 figures easy. Cheers lad.

>>16719686
Chainlink?

>>16719012
get a different job or keep complaining about how you’re taken advantage off you beta cuck

>hardware/material store
>forklift operations + vendor shit
>horrible tools and retarded processes
>fucking retarded clients, hagglers and thieves
Guys I don't want to go anymore, I don't care about job hazards but fucking retarded customers are killing me and almost literally themselves because paying attention next to machinery is too hard

>>16717898
I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW!

>how was your new years, anon?

>>16719885

what makes it so miserable anon? story time?

>t IT grunt that got suckered into being on call all throughout the break.

>>16717975
This

>“These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized.”

Though I don't think that is the whole of it. Working and socializing with your fellow man is very appealing. Otherwise, I just sit at home and play vidya, piano, program, exercise, cook, watch videos etc. all of which get old after awhile. I wish community events and clubs didn't fall out of fashion. Now everyone's idea of a community activity is to get shitfaced at the bar or go clubbing.

>>16719941
Tell me about it. I think somewhere in the $1-2M range is "enough" at a low level, but $3-4M is really what's needed to have a fun retirement. Sadly, my job pays shit compared to the sort of people that are worth $3-4M, so it's a long grind.
Tried trading and it did not play out great. Not going to pretend I'm making it any other way other than the shitty slow way.

>>16717898
Did you know that about 4 moths out of every year you are working as a slave for the government?

>>16719872
Yup. I worked for the Ontario Teachers Pension Plan as a software engineer. They have one of the best pensions in the world. Literally. They can retire at 51 for 4k/month or at 65 for 8-9k/month.

Sadly I probably won't have the pension they have. Though my salary is a lot higher than teachers in Ontario.

They max out at about 115k for department heads and generally pay 7% to 9% of their pre tax paycheque to their pension. So best case scenario they make about 80k post tax.

>>16717898
Who else /oil/?
Get 2 weeks of work and 2 weeks off and still make over 100k. Probably some of the best wagie jobs there are to have.

>>16722061
>Ontario
yikes

>>16717898
>>16717922
at least you guys have purpose, us neets may be able to sleep in but we don't have the tranquility of repetition or a sense of purpose.

>>16721591
If AI actually pulls through and automates all the work away people will start turning to meaningful clubs and community events to replace the void left from working. This is basically what retired people are supposed to do, we'll all be retired early and indefinitely living off of our UBI. AI this powerful would also mean a far more advanced and wealthy society.

>>16722503
Bold neet. Dont talk like that.