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>>16712990
nice

not bad anon
ive done similar except i met the girl then left 2 minutes after fucking her to go and meet another girl
felt like a king for about 2 hours

>>16712990
Based

>>16712990
masturbation man is truly an incredible thing

>>16712990
Why didn't you just have her come over, fuck her, then send her on her way. Then you could still be eating pizza and browsing 4chan, but you also got laid

>>16712990
favorite frozen pizza brand?

>>16713011
But you also get herpes

>>16713011
But he already fapped

>>16712990
based as fuck

>>16713037
yeah but you bounce back in like 5 minutes ready to coom again

he could have done both

>>16712990
now this is based

>>16713033
checked
>>16713044
counter checked

Sure is heating up in here anons

This is why masturbation is bad, u ironically

Instead of having sex and potentially forming a relationship, you're getting fat and drunk. Wow so based OP make sure to smoke weed too. Fucking epic and based.

>>16713061
This is the best advice here

>>16713061
He could be swimming in pussy and between meaningful relationships for all you know, faggot.

>>16713061
probably would have lose half his future earnings in clown world too

>>16712990
>Came in my girlfriend yesterday
>Shes got a UTI now and is getting her period
>She fell asleep already
>Debating on sneak fappin cuz I'm tryna nut
What's wrong with me?

>>16713091
>sneak fappin

>>16712990
Based. I did this for like 6 years then I met my fiancé, now wife. Never change.

>>16713100
I would do it in the other room anon, I'm not a deviant!

>>16712990

Based and redpilled

Nice. Be better if you just took Molly and spent the night with yo bish tho don't you think?
>>16713109
Sometimes i just jerk off on her while she sleeps. Lol

>>16712990
based. can't tell you how many times I've done this. reading somebody else post it just makes me realize how based it is.

Based

>>16714139
>>16712990
>>16713896
Incel cope thread

>>16714158
have sex

>EbI4) 12/31/19(Tue)21:39:22 No.16713087▶
>>>16713061
>probably would have lose half his future earnings in clown world too
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: EirOZf8Q) 12/31/19(Tue)21:39:45 No.16713091▶>>16713100
>>>16712990 (OP)
>>Came in my girlfriend yesterday
>>Shes got a UTI now and is getting her period
>>She fell asleep already
>>Debating on sneak fappin cuz I'm tryna nut
>What's wrong with me?
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: HFf1EbI4) 12/31/19(Tue)21:40:49 No.16713100▶>>16713109
>File: maxresdefault.jpg (82 KB, 1280x720)
>>>16713091
>>sneak fappin
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: kPcaPK3x) 12/31/19(Tue)21:40:54 No.16713104▶
>>>16712990 (OP)
>Based. I did this for like 6 years then I met my fiancé, now wife. Never change.
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: EirOZf8Q) 12/31/19(Tue)21:41:40 No.16713109▶>>16714112
>>>16713100
>I would do it in the other room anon, I'm not a deviant!
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: 7ku05XmN) 01/01/20(Wed)00:10:07 No.16713896▶>>16714158
>File: myman.jpg (59 KB, 630x630)
>>>16712990 (OP)
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: 8G/yWbXH) 01/01/20(Wed)00:13:38 No.16713918▶
>Based and redpilled
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: Dt4lXvbZ) 01/01/20(Wed)01:01:04 No.16714112▶
>Nice. Be better if you just took Molly and spent the night with yo bish tho don't you think?
>>>16713109
>Sometimes i just jerk off on her while she sleeps. Lol
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: 9xjrujGg) 01/01/20(Wed)01:05:00 No.16714139▶>>16714158
>File: 1577418767085.png (133 KB, 929x1175)
>>>16712990 (OP)
>based. can't tell you how many times I've done this. reading somebody else post it just makes me realize how based it is.
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: PXY4Ypix) 01/01/20(Wed)01:06:25 No.16714144▶
>Based
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: TGbiemxp) 01/01/20(Wed)01:08:50 No.16714158▶
>>>16714139
>>>16712990 (OP)
>>>16713896
>Incel cope thread

>>16714170
>>>Came in my girlfriend yesterday
>>>Shes got a UTI now and is getting her period
>>>She fell asleep already
>>>Debating on sneak fappin cuz I'm tryna nut
>>What's wrong with me?
>>>>
>> Anonymous (ID: HFf1EbI4) 12/31/19(Tue)21:40:49 No.16713100▶>>16713109
>>File: maxresdefault.jpg (82 KB, 1280x720)
>>>>16713091
>>>sneak fappin
>>>>
>> Anonymous (ID: kPcaPK3x) 12/31/19(Tue)21:40:54 No.16713104▶
>>>>16712990 (OP) (OP)
>>Based. I did this for like 6 years then I met my fiancé, now wife. Never change.
>>>>
>> Anonymous (ID: EirOZf8Q) 12/31/19(Tue)21:41:40 No.16713109▶>>16714112
>>>>16713100
>>I would do it in the other room anon, I'm not a deviant!
>>>>
>> Anonymous (ID: 7ku05XmN) 01/01/20(Wed)00:10:07 No.16713896▶>>16714158
>>File: myman.jpg (59 KB, 630x630)
>>>>16712990 (OP) (OP)
>>>>
>> Anonymous (ID: 8G/yWbXH) 01/01/20(Wed)00:13:38 No.16713918▶
>>Based and redpilled
>>>>
>> Anonymous (ID: Dt4lXvbZ) 01/01/20(Wed)01:01:04 No.16714112▶
>>Nice. Be better if you just took Molly and spent the night with yo bish tho don't you think?
>>>>16713109
>>Sometimes i just jerk off on her while she sleeps. Lol
>>>>
>> Anonymous (ID: 9xjrujGg) 01/01/20(Wed)01:05:00 No.16714139▶>>16714158
>>File: 1577418767085.png (133 KB, 929x1175)
>>>>16712990 (OP) (OP)
>>based. can't tell you how many times I've done this. reading somebody else post it just makes me realize how based it is.
>>>>
>> Anonymous (ID: PXY4Ypix) 01/01/20(Wed)01:06:25 No.16714144▶
>>Based
>>>>
>> Anonymous (ID: TGbiemxp) 01/01/20(Wed)01:08:50 No.16714158▶
>>>>16714139
>>>>16712990 (OP) (OP)
>>>>16713896
>>Incel cope thread
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>>16713011
>actually wanting to get laid
yikes anon

>>16712990
based and redpilled

>>16714170
>>16714174
Based

>>16712990
BASTE

>>16712990
What trailer park do you live in?

Lol

>>16712990
how can a man be so based

Black people ruined this great nation.

>>16714451
ok faggot

> Stay in for New Years
> GF onboard cause she's financially responsible too
> Cook an epic dinner that would have cost probably $300 at a steak restaurant
> 3 bottles of sparkling wine $10 each versus $40 each going out
> Bang her and bust a nut on her face
> Selling open call options today paid for it all

Feels good frens. Happy New Year!

>>16713061
I won't deny that many people would probably consider me to be a loser, but when I compare my life to some guys who wound up "building a relationship" (marriage/long-term girlfriend), I prefer my situation to theirs. I've had to listen to so much bitching from guys who were trapped with a cunt who stole their freedom. Throw kids and STDs into the mix and it becomes a rather unappealing choice.
Two examples:
I have a brother who was a straight pimp his whole life. All the girls loved him. Now he's shackled to a hideous hambeast with FOUR squallering brats. Dude could have just about any woman he wanted, and yet he's tied to some disgusting sack of shit I wouldn't fuck after last call. He has lamented to me how he wishes to escape, yet he never goes through with it. Breaks my heart. He deserves better.
Next we have an old acquaintance of mine, he was often called "Magic Mike". Another player, total pussy slayer. Great guy, cool roommate, he was constantly knee-deep in the bitches. But then Mike fucked the wrong cunt and his dick started leaking and burning. Plus the baby-mama drama he often complained about.
So, I may be a disgusting shut-in loser, and I gave up the pursuit of pussy several years ago, but I ain't got no screaming-ass kids or wife, my dick is clean, and I don't worry about some hoodrat trying to dig into my pockets for spare change.
To each their own, but from personal experience p
ussy just ain't worth the trouble which comes with it. I used to plow cunt sometimes thrice a day, and I won't deny it was pretty fucking great, but the headaches which came with it all were too much.
Thanks for reading, faggot.

>>16713061
mhmmm stds

>>16714715
Unironically true

T. Gf tricked me into getting her pregnant

>>16713086
but you nor I nor anyone here actually believes that

>>16714899
Simple take her on a camping trip and forget her in the woods. Come back a few hours later. She’ll understand

>>16714899
Oldest trick in a bitch's book: the cocktrap. They get a guy to put a kid in them and they've got themselves a meal ticket for 18 years. I'd sooner punt her in the cunt than raise some mewling
puke. My time is far too precious to waste on a kid.

>>16713061
But thats also why its good, relationships = kids (generally) & kids are terrible, look at the zoomers ffs. You think its going to get better? it going to get way worse before it gets any better.

>>16715025
>My time is far too precious
Everything you do will go to waste if nothing from you keeps living after you die. All your pleasure, all your wealth, all your success, gone forever. Only building a legacy gives you meaning. You are failing at existing.

>>16715110
true those links do keep you here, but you can't really think that this is the only place? If those links are the thing thats keeping you here (& I agree) then why foster those links so you can return to this shithole?

>>16715110
I will leave a legacy behind, an empire. It will be infinite and remembered and thought about for eternity.

>>16715161
faggot

>>16715110
Bro, spare me your lecture on the meaning of life. Countless motherfuckers die without squirting out a kid, and countless kids grow up to hate their parents. I look at most people who shat out a brood of brats and I feel no envy. My poor brother has lamented how he wishes he was still single, he can't enjoy anything that he once did. Fuck off with the legacy bullshit.
What is this, Crusader Kings II? You twat.

>>16715653
It's funny because your position is actually the bizarre and ridiculous one.