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>*in her head* Oh my God, that ugly creep is literally trying to flirt with me! I thought he was just retarded but that's how he ACTUALLY flirts. Why would he talk to someone he doesn't know??!!
>*She excuses herself for a second and goes to the front counter and asks for help from the employees but in a coded way to not arouse the ire of male abusers, just like she read on BuzzFeed*
>Her: Hi, can one of the personal trainers teach me the Hail Mary yoga position?
>*Gym employees are hip young Vice watching people who understand immediately*
>*Police arrive and handcuff you just after you finish a squat set*
>*Gym releases CCTV footage and it goes viral*

>> No.16707594

Ok

>> No.16707604

>>16707589
Kill all women.

>> No.16707759

>>16707589
Was this meant for /fit/?

>> No.16707779

>>16707604
are you reacting to op or to your own experience? what I have found is the opposite sex needs A+ quality for conversation starting. it has to be something witty and perfect like in a movie. Once she laughs —back off , don’t try to seem too slick with several such comments in a row. make the intro line something 100% original and situation specific. if you cannot Icebreak then retreat to casual small talk, you will seem wierd. the women don’t need to be killed, anon. you need to learn your place though. if you aim to be one of the favorite among womenfolk you will need to learn their ways. to casually walk up to a qt and engage in flirtation requires such position.

>> No.16707795

>>16707779
I hoe, you pay 68. ID checks out

>> No.16707805

>>16707589
Why does she look scared?

>> No.16707867

>>16707589
I fuckingh ate woman so much, I didnt hated as much before cause i never tried anything, but after using that dating app I give up I wont ever find one and they'll trash fuck this world

>> No.16707872

>>16707779
Fuck everything u just wrote and kys

>> No.16707921

>>16707779
LEGIT
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>> No.16708024
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>>16707589
this only happens if youre disgustingly ugly and short.
Even if you legit got asburgers if you are over 6ft and don't have a basedboy chin theyll giggle and blush at any retarded conversation

>> No.16708032

How is this related to business and finance?

>> No.16708063

>>16708032
women are bad investments.

>> No.16708071

>>16707779
>you need to learn your place though
The place system needs to be restructured. It's faulty.

>> No.16708077

>>16707589
Commercial girl a cute

>> No.16708080
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16708080

>muh fed reserve!!
>muh debt balance sheet!!!
>muh repo market!!!

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16708092

>muh 100k xrp!!!

Why don’t women suck my dick anons?

>> No.16708132

>>16707589
source plox anons?

>> No.16708187

>>16707589
GET BACK ON YOUR PELOTON BITCH

>> No.16708210

>>16707589
Retaliation rape and murder is the only answer.

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>>16707779
>if you aim to be one of the favorite among womenfolk you will need to learn their ways. to casually walk up to a qt and engage in flirtation requires such position.