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16703746 No.16703746 [Reply] [Original]

I'm a businessman. Acquiring money, and therefore, capital, is my biggest goal in life. It allows me to live off of the work of others, rather than serving anyone. Those who own capital serve no one but God and Government. This is so thrilling. It's the only way us men are allowed to be manly these days. We're denied adventure, fatherhood, women, and power. Outlets such as the military are daycare centers for the unemployable, and the officers are more like political agents to keep everything in a PC, bureaucratic hell.

But you don't have to worry about any of that in business and finance. You think, you make a decision, and then you throw your weight behind that decision to try and make things happen. It's beautiful. I don't even mind the occasional downturn in business because I know that it's just part of the game. I don't know what I would do if I couldn't sublimate my masculine drive into business. I'd probably be some kind of domestic terrorist who send shrapnel bombs in the mail, but also mixes in some chlorine gas to stop the paramedics. I don't care that people call me a bad person for liking money so much. These are all the same people who abused me and made me so... worthless. So who cares about their morality? If I cannot worship both God and mammon then I embrace the hellfire!

>> No.16703805

>>16703746
based and redpilled

probably a larper but have you ever actually done any business?

>> No.16703817

>>16703805
>I'm a businessman
>have you ever actually done any business?
asking the relevant questions, arent we...

>> No.16703856

>>16703805
I own real estate, and run a small consulting business aimed at small businesses. I have an accounting background, so I mostly help them with their accounting and information systems; but I still help with normal business operations when I can. Small business owners are interesting. Some of them are the biggest idiots, and others whether by intuition or experience have better business sense than MBAs from big universities.

>> No.16703867

*sniffs the air*
Yep, it smells awfully Judaic in here

>> No.16703879

>>16703746
insanity meets genius

>> No.16704118

>>16703867
It must be you. Take a show and try to get the smell off.
Wait, is it anti-semitic to tell a jew to take a shower?

>> No.16704134

>>16703746
soon you'll be put into a work camp along with your bourgie family. forced to move heavy rocks and swing a pick axe 8 hours a day. i'll be watching you closely holding my shiny new AK-74 just in case you get any ideas about running away.

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>>16704134
I've donated an entire year's worth of your salary to pro-Trump PACs, wagebitch. Does dialectical materialism explain how you managed to become a bigger faggot than OP?

>> No.16704260

>>16704241
>Trump 2020
lol. now that is funny. tell me another one.

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16704267

help me oh wise businessman. i am a driven, intelligent person. ive been promoted at evey wagie job ive done. i have a winning idea but all i can see is barriers when i try to figure out how to accomplish my dream business. what should i do?

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16704319

>>16704260
Cope

>>16704267
>spend less
>invest what you don't spend
>build this up until you can fund a business

It's rough if you don't start out making around the average $47k salary, because your post-living expenses income is so low that there just isn't much to save.