/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16674710
>everyone on biz when they finally realize they bought a ponzi scheme

>>16674710

most likely you because you posted it here.

>>16674710
DUDE JUST WORK FOR 60 YEARS AND ENJOY YOUR WEALTH AT 90 LMAO

>>16674710
How the fuck does he get 3100 a month for being retired? That's more than I make working full time.

>>16674710
that's cringe bro

>>16674710
And he does it all for some roastie

>>16674710
He's got a good attitude at least. It pisses me off that we have to compete for jobs with people like this though. You're like 80, get fucked dude, you should have made it by now. The younger generations need the jobs more.

>>16675790
They say the more things change, the more they stay the same.

>>16674710
have a good day

>>16674710
According to the video, he's doing what he likes. Why are people feeling sorry for him?

>>16675805
what you wanna take his place so you end up like him? lmao

>>16675827
because of what he likes lol

>>16675840
Imagine being 80. Most of your friends and relatives your age are dead. The world isn't the same you grew up in. Nothing to do, no one to hang out with. You might as well keep yourself busy working for Walmart.

imagine being 80, working at walmart to coom in this when you get back home.
peak cuckery right here

>>16675864
>NOOO I'LL BE YOUNG AND ATTRACTIVE FOREVER AND NOT LOOK LIKE SHIT WHEN I'M 80 EITHER

>>16675859
where the fuck are his kids, also if walmart is the best he can do with his free time he is severely lacking imagination

Why do these pricks act like they're always broke

>>16675883
>NOOOO YOU MUST WORK AT WALSHART WHEN YOURE ALMOST DEAD ITS THE AMERICAN DREAM HOW DARE YOU THINK ABOUT BEING AN OLD NEET NOOOOOO

>>16675928
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE 50 YEARS OF COMPOUND INTEREST AND EXPECT TO HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!

>>16675963
>NOOOOOO YOU MUST COOMSUME AT ANY COST YOU CANT LIVE A FRUGAL LIFE OR ABUSE THE SYSTEM ASKING FOR GIBS PAY FOR YOUR LOANS UNTIL DEATH GOYM NOOOOO

>>16675928
>>16675963
>>16676025
Stop.

>>16676041
>STOPPPPPPPPPPPP YOU CAN'T JUST POST WOJAKS ON /BIZ/

>>16674710
>Tom and Ellen Coomer

I haven't burst out laughing like that in at least a year, thanks to whoever made this.

>>16675919
that's figure for an average. Coomer makes about 3150 you retard

>>16674710

WAGE

>>16676204

Lmao, software devs make around 3200 converted before taxes in Europe. You fuckers don't know how good you have it.

>>16677287
Its 65 and older not what current people are making fuckhead.

>>16674758
ganked

>>16675864
She looks like a fucking blowfish. He probably gets the best blowjobs, shoving his viagra up'd cock all the way in her flappy cheeks. Probably feels like a better pussy then her actually pussy.

>>16675250
and he's complaining

>>16677500
>Boomer handed everything
>Wants more

No shit?

No shit you dumb ass neopeasants. The world is for the 1%. If you "have" to work at any age you are a worker cuck, either find meaning in working your life away to support the lifestyle of the rich, or just get it over with and kill yourself.

>>16675928
>>16675963
>>16676025

/biz/

What the absolute fuck? I make less than that asshole and Ive got a wife and 2 kids

>>16674710
wait.. a fucking wallmart greeter makes 4k canadian a month? thats insane thats more than most office jobs pay in canada

>>16678140
An average american does you fucking imbecilic.
A greeter makes 3k.

>>16678140

That guy makes $3100, including his pension and boomer welfare checks (social security). Wal Mart pawns make $11/hr where I live.

>>16675864

>>16675859
>Nothing to do, no one to hang out with. You might as well keep yourself busy working for Walmart.

If the best thing you can come up with to do with your time is fucking being a wageslave for Walmart then I.....holy shit that's a depressing thought wtf

>>16674710

>Works part time
>Makes $37,000/year
>So sad story I can't afford to live

Who actually feels sorry for this guy?

>>16678499
It’s the new mocking the real poor but hardly anyone is smart enough to figure that out. The news does not exist to inform you, it is there to tell you what to think.

Im making money from adsense and I have no job experience. If it ever ends im killing myself. I will never be able to commute and wagecuck for peanuts after having lived the dream.

>>16674710
>3,100/mo
>SS+low income from parttime work should keep this at almost 0% taxed
>dude is 80, has lived long enough to pay off two 30 year mortgages. will not have to pay property tax in most states
>deferred property tax in Oklahoma on property tax if over 65 and under certain income.
>household income is 36k a year in a state that the median is 50k, with what should be no house/car payments beyond insurance, no kids to take care of, and plenty of time to cook meals, and no need for corporate insurance;they should be able to live off half their total income.

dude does get screwed out of his pension but admits he made bad financial decisions and its his fault:
https://www.cbsnews.com/video/retirement-out-of-reach-for-millions-of-americans/

>>16678573
His wife's botox injections are expensive

>>16675250
>average >65 pensioner lives on $4,125
brah wtf

>>16678635
A month dude. Imagine getting $4100 a month and not being able to retire. That's why America is failing because of fucking retards like this.

>>16678573
where the hell did all the money go, coomer
where the hell is the money going now?

he lives in OK in a 1 bedroom shitshack in the middle of nowhere
how do you struggle on that?

>>16678205
i said canadian $ u fucking retard.

>>16678721
dude lmfao my mom gets like $10k per month from her trust fund and her house is paid off, plus the trust pays for most of her shit and she STILL RUNS OUT OF MONEY ALL THE TIME

>>16678811
no amount of money can fix retard.

>>16674710
America is a joke. It's just a third world country except the poor have iphones and faster internet.

>>16674710
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HIS NAME'S COOMER

>>16675859
When I'm 80 I'm just going to shitpost here

>>16679013

>>16678910
>faster internet
Third world countries have faster internet than the USA no joke

At least he admits he didn't save enough for retirement and it's partially his fault.

>>16675250
He's old as shit which means he has medical expenses. If non-meme video said his wife has 4 heart blockages and diabetes. also that $3100 is pretax (at least is pension is taxed, idk about social security).

Medical cost probably is the biggest drain on his finances with his retardation coming a close second.

>>16675805
It's a competition bitch, don't just whine out compete him. Roll him over on the way to the job interview to open up a position for yourself.

>>16675883
>>16675928
soijack posting is the cringiest thing there is
also know as "how to argue for brainlets"

How to "win" an argument when your IQ is in the low 80s? Post a soijack with a dumb one liner in all caps.

Replace the captcha by an IQ test and you will see soijack and BSV posting completely and instantly disappear.

>>16675805
>You're like 80, get fucked dude, you should have made it by now

He worked for Lockheed Martin and got laid off literally before his pension kicked in

>>16679490

based.

>>16674710
looks really good for 80 tbqh

most neets here will drop dead at 50 lel

>>16679232
SEETHING

>>16679232

>>16680030
>>16680055
>seething
Nope, just trying to help and make you aware how retarded you idiots look like to the rest of us with average and above average IQs.

>>16679013
most underated comment

>>16679490
Seriously? I thought he said he lost his retirement working at McDonalds...

LMT is pretty based but I guess they did him dirty

>>16677366

So fucking what. Boomers have 0 right to complain. I didn't get good at what I do for a decade to get outdone by some fucking wallmart greeter in salary. Fuck old people, you had your chance. In fact, you had the best and most chances out of anyone that has ever existed. If you fucked that up, that's on you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJW_av0PQXM

>>16678811
I'd be pissed. I don't imagine she'll leave you much of an inheritance except for shit she bought off televised commercials and perhaps the trust fund.

>>16680182
Maybe he heard McDonnell as in McDonnell Douglas? But an engineer there makes probably enough not to have to wage slave at his age, so probably McDonald.

>>16675250
I remember NPR mentioning Strike pay for auto workers was something around 400 a WEEK. This whole fucking system is busted, and I'm doing everything I can to take everything possible from it for myself as possible.

>>16674710
Kek, fuckin 3rd worlders. The kikes did a number on you, shame you're so brainwashed you'll never see it

>>16675919
boomers are financial retards.

also daily reminder SS wont be there for us.

ah yes the american dream

>>16678558
How much do you make with Adsense?

>>16679232
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SCALE BITCOIN AS IT WAS INDENDED BSV IS GOING TO FAIL BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE HERD TOLD ME

this >>16681743 just proves >>16679232 is right