/biz/ - Business & Finance

>some bitch says something on Twitter
>some other hos agree with her by posting gif

OP
>this is how all people feel about everything

>(((Huseman)))

They dont like it but soon theyll have to beg for it

>>16667611
btc is a ponzi?

>>16667652
truly based

>>16667611
>roasties don't understand the value and importance of an asset class with a hard capped finite supply, the first asset of it's kind in history
very surprising!

I agree with them completely. You should never bring up your finances to a woman. No matter how rich you are.

>>16668023
this. if you're chad enough you can get them to pay for everything too

Used to be gamers

occasionally, like once a month I'll see a girl on a dating app that will mention blockchain or btc in their profile.
It's really fucking cringe and I always swipe left on them

>>16667611
Imagine actually involving women in your life in 2019/20

>Women don't like talking about nerd shit

DONT
BE
BORING

ONE JOB - FUCKING 1(ONE)

>>16669169
give me some tips, what do women like to talk about?

>>16669184
The complete history of Siberian agricultulture
gets em goin everytime

>>16669184
The content hardly matters. Humorous back-and-forth with jabs that aren't too deep for her to deal with and without you being butthurt about hers.

>>16669208
so playfully talking shit about each other, is that the idea?

>>16669204
i'll try this one too for keks, reminds me of that webem where the guy recites the bateman/allen murder scene from american psycho

>>16669184
Things that make you go hmmm that's interesting, is a big NO.

Things that make you burst out in laughter is a big yes

>>16667611
Shes right. you shouldnt talk about your crypto with woman on the first date

>>16669204
based

the point is if you bring up bitcoin on the very first date, you're definitely a sperg, because a normal guy wouldn't lead with bitcoin. he would save that for when he knows the girl a bit more.

free social tips, /biz/ frens. next one costs $$$

>>16669243
basically except keep it light and never bring up her appearance. unironically you can practice on tinder dates if you end up fucking great if you don't you're out the price of a cup of coffee

>>16667611
You would be showing an unprecedented lack of social awareness if you think bitcoin is a fun topic for a first date conversation. Why even bring it up? Would you discuss your share portfolio too?

>>16669243
Playfully talk shit about the Ustyurt Plateau's disadvantage for yielding crops in lands to the south and west of it and how they'll never get it together for much outside of herding, unlike the Siberian farming cartels that only teamwork builds.
If that doesn't excite her, nothing will

>>16669287
im about to propose in the next couple weeks and my girl doesn't know I have tens of thousands in cypto. don't talk about it. no one cares unless you bought a house with the gainz.

its like bringing up the on-prem migration to cloud during a data. who the fuck cares.

>>16669294
cuck, enjoy losing everything

>>16669243
like we do on 4chan, but toned down several notches - but not always.

>>16669184
Tell her how big your dick is and how big that one vein gets when it starts throbbing. Also talking about how itchy your hemorrhoids get or your ibs makes your shit get so mucousy. Women love it.

>>16669303
>if she tolerates full scale /biz but doesn’t post on 4chan


Marry her right now

>>16669303
so if she's a pajeeta and she goes to the bathroom, would it be within decorum to ask why she didn't just take a dump on the floor?

>>16669184
What you say doesn't matter, the vibe matters.
You need to be coming from a GIVING mindset and not TAKING. Most guys who talk to girls are trying to take, that is they want validation from the girl, they're trying to say stuff to make her react in a certain way, they're worried about embarassing themselves or being rejected or worried some guy will come up and beat them.
Whereas if you come from a giving mindset, you just walk up assuming she likes you, and your goal isn't directly just sex, rather in the moment you are making everyone laugh including yourself. Basically "thy cup runneth over" - you already feel so good that you just have to share it. Scarcity vs abundance, coping vs thriving- don't be a beggar. If you do this you will be so fucking high value srs. It will just take a bit of escalation and logistics and you will be shocked at how pretty girls will be open to sex with you.
t. incel to semi-chad

>>16668007
>it's kind
>im an inddelecdual women are sdupid

>>16667611
Plot twist, those autistic fuckers talking about bitcoin had less than $2k worth.
Not rich and not interesting, of course they're hated.

>>16668144
lmao based

>>16668023
If there's two things I've learned in life it's
1. Never talk about your finances with a woman
2. Always compliment her shoes
>>16668023
This has happened to me more times than I'd expect

>>16669184
themselves

>>16670664
Second half was meant for >>16668023. Girls have given me drunks and drinks and paid for the taxi.

Why kind of idiot talks about investing with women at all? Their brains are not wired to even think about long term.

The purpose of a date is to let the dumb bitch run her mouth until she takes off her panties

>>16670677
(You)

>>16670696
>The purpose of a date is to let the dumb bitch run her mouth until she takes off her panties
Kek

>>16670677
wait I did it again, fuck this one>>16668144

>>16670701
If they take them home to fuck or agressively make out with them on the dancefloor, then maybe, sure, yes.

>>16670696
This is pretty much it. The chances that you meet a women that isn’t like this is extremely slim.

>>16669184
>don’t test me

>>16669255
Source?

>>16670777
Wasted trips, fuck you

>>16669288
Mentioned this movie to a woman recently funnily enough. Zoomers will never know the glory of Angelina in hackers (and the soundtrack bangs).

>>16669184
Just talk like a pseud about shit like the meaning of life, or phenomenology and metaphysics, or how metaphors are really fucking interesting by disecting proverbs so they sound funny and absurd, or how beautiful it is when a plum tree blossoms or the leaves turning amber in the fall or the tragedy of seeing a young child smiling and laughing and that there's an entire life of ups and downs in store for them.
That's what works for me.

>>16670785
You'd rather it be some link shitspam?

>>16670818
don't do this unless you're talking to some traveling roastie with live laugh love tattoo

>>16670948
You're right about knowing your audience, but I tend to attract shy hipster girls and musicians.

>>16667611
>How did we come to be so broadly and publicly despised?
a community of lazy faggot NEETs who literally spend all day bragging about scamming people. hmmm, why would anyone have an issue with this?

>>16670670
i guarantee this is the only non-incel ITT. this dude knows how to slay

>>16667611
>first date
nothing biz has to worry about

>>16668023
based

>>16670978
They are just jealous that we are better at scamming people than they are !

women don't understand freedom. you should live as a man of code and not talk like one. they can sense it.

>>16670569
^ yep. Get to a point in life when you’re happy most of the time and your primary goal when going out is to have fun and make sure everyone is also having fun.

t. socialite

>>16667662
>(((Huseman)))

/thread

>>16669294
>im about to propose in the next couple weeks

you're a fucking retard

>>16670569
correct

>>16667611
>>16667611
because people are self hating slaves too afraid to commit suicide, it's simple jealousy at the idea of not having to work combined with the illusion that people who profited from bitcoin didn't work or were lucky, usually also combined with cognitive dissonance from a lifetime of being told they were smart and a COMPLETE inability to even begin to understand the value proposition of bitcoin as a result of living 30+ years chasing money without ONCE stopping to question what makes it valuable and where it originates from.

>>16673232
>30+ years chasing money without ONCE stopping to question what makes it valuable and where it originates from
This really is astounding. Fucking hell what is wrong with people?

>>16673232
It's true, I don't care about money and I'm not interested in it. I don't care about having material possessions, I don't care about whether others perceive me as a winner or a loser. I just don't want to work. I'd be happy living in a one-bedroom apartment eating hot dogs and Mac & cheese and gaming forever.

>>16673588
I have exactly the same mindset dude. I've rejected a 6 figures job to spend my days in my apartment playing video games and ordering deliveries from restaurants.
I have the additional blessing of not wanting a family, so I know I won't have to support anyone but me for the rest of my life.

This whore probably FOMO'd at 19.5k

>>16670696
I work in a hospital with almost exclusively women, so I’ve been given a golden opportunity to really get to know these women.

As soon as they get their paycheck they almost immediately blow it on useless shit and live paycheck to paycheck.

They always have the latest phones, high cost scrubs, always post on Instagram “with the gurlz” racking up huge debts.

What you say is 100% true. Women have zero concept of long term wealth building.

>>16667705

>>16674237
An addendum to my post is that they have not once mentioned anything about investing their money, and almost always come to me to explain to them how their fucking health insurance works.

I work with children.

>>16668023
This, but also, women who have a clue hate Bitcoin because they know a guy can hide his assets in it and prevent them from getting a judge to hand it to them in a divorce settlement.

Protip for men in divorce court: never say "No your honor I don't hodl any Bitcoin," <--major error to say this, say "hold" instead.

It’s easy. Most of people (women) don’t care how technology works. It just needs to work and get the job done, and needs to be useful to them. And bitcoin isn’t any of this to the average joe, so they are repulsed by people who are into it, because they can’t comprehend what’s it good for....