/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16663661
>Buy Ford at 2 bucks
>When Bp fucks up the Gulf Coast, buy at 28
>Buy AMD at 2 bucks

Dont ever sit down

>>16663661
kys now quite while ur ahead

>>16663661
Don't waste time on stupid shits. Better eating habits. Learn about money & financial flow.

>>16663661
don't play with your bussy or your poops come out funny

t.19yo

>>16663661
dont waste all that time on thots

>>16663691
FAG

figure out what you really want so you can plan to achieve it
be foolish
try everything you can

subsidy is weakness

you can fall further in debt than you believe.

your biggest strenght is your brain and the respect people have for you. even if you dont notice it, most of what you believe to be hate is actually jealousy toward you.

this might sound not important, but its better than the pity state you will fell in after becoming addicted to the club life, drugs, alcohol and hoes.

i lived it so you wont have to. it is better to party big twice a year, than being an alcoholic on the weekly, even though that made you less of a wise ass.

to be clear, i aint mad at you little me and i still think you did great. consider moving country instead and accept that job in columbia.

>>16663661
Don't buy stupid shit you don't need. Don't use credit cards. Move out before you turn 19. Stay fit.

>>16663661
Dont go to college.

Go wageslave full time. Not part time

Dump as much money as you can into your 401k.

>>16663661
Stop thinking about your mother sexually

>>16663759
Holy fuck this. Could have been doing my current job 5 years ago with zero debt.
Also, don't break up with your catholic big booty Brazilian waifu since you didn't go to uni

>>16663661
All women are whores.

don't be ignorant
dont be egotistical
don't call yourself stupid

>>16663661
Stop moping. If things are bad you still have to do something if you want to make your life better. You are 18 not 40 you were literally born yesterday. Don't waste your life because you thought you wasted it.

>>16663661
Don't fucking be on biz @18 or anything 4chan related, I didn't even know this existed back then.

>>16663661
Study hard, care less about "friends", do more sports, party less

Mine btc

Because retroactively buying stocks or securities is dumb and shows you have haven't learned anything
>1. If you don't tell everyone about your successes and skills, who the fuck will?! Do not assume that hard work and talent will be acknowledged, instead focus all your energy on learning how to 'market' yourself.
>2. Learn how to identify 'fair value' in just about everything. Learn about 'margin of safety'. Don't think about how much you can mark up a price, what's more important is buying at a discount something you can easily sell at an average price.
>3. Women aren't doing you a favor by fucking you. Don't put pussy on a pedestal.
>4. Learn to feign an interest in women's shoes. Compliment the shoes. I know you don't care, but just pretend.
>5. Hard work is grotesquely overrated, what's 10x more important is momentum and efficiency. Any moron can work harder, but can you work harder AND smarter?
>5.A Learn to streamline everything you do, keep written notes or flowcharts. When something as simple as a piece of machinery or software does something you like, write down somewhere what those setting were. You never know when you might need to replicate those conditions.
>6. You don't procrastinate because you're lazy. You procrastinate because you haven't got a clue where to start or how to be sure you're doing it right.