/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16663634
not to mention i'm actually a licensed attorney and whenever i get bored or feel worthless i just go pick up a case and work it and drive all over the city like a badass going to depositions and hearings and shit. it's like i live this double life and no one has any clue that i'm actually way richer than they are, and yet everyone still respects me and assumes i'm successful and wealthy to an extent.

i think biz would benefit from having a similar set up, some sort of "cover career" for when you make it in crypto. if you go the JD route you can just tell your family and friends you are a self-employed attorney who works at a satellite office and they will literally never question you at all about it other than to ask you for random legal advice or give you a legit case that you can then dump on some other attorney who actually wants the work. plus it's an incredible way to escape anything you don't want to do. you just say you're preparing for a big trial and can't make it. works every time and people even respect you and like you more for turning them down this way.

law school is easy as fuck, you take one big exam at the end of each semester in each course, no quizzes or bullshit like that. you just get notes and outlines from some autist and you pass easily. you spend the semester hanging out and drinking a lot and banging law school chicks and undergrad thots and reading a bunch, it's actually quite comfy and no one gives a shit about your grades. it's a massive racket but it does give you connections and legit power. normies will not fuck with you if you're a lawyer. most of this board is high IQ enough to get a JD from a cheap in-state school.

>>16663635
bottom line is if you think you can just flip from being a poor loser without a job to being richer than anyone you know, you're going to get btfo by vultures and leeches. all of your friends will unironically hate you, and your family will hate you as well. i did not tell a soul about making it in crypto and i suggest you do the same. the problem is people are gonna get very suspicious if you suddenly start flexing your wealth even slightly. and yet the alternative is to remain living like a poorfag just to hide your wealth, which sucks in its own way.

take the JD pill on the front end or else do something similar and set up a fake career that will allow you to be reasonably rich without drawing a bunch of unnecessary attention and scrutiny.

>>16663634
>>16663635
Honestly amazing shill. Sounds comfy as Fuck. My one question is: what do you think smart contracts will do to the law industry? Will lawyers actually lose jobs?

>>16663634
you also hold Kleros?

Check out Heliast.io

Good thread finally someone on my tier.

Also this is a great OP pic, I had similar visions during a trip I took earlier this year with lots of Chainlink cubes everywhere...

Already have one bro.

>>16663651
Thanks fren and Merry Christmas, trying to look out for all the anons here. We’re all gonna make it in the 2020s.
I think smart contracts will have an effect in the legal field but it will take time for adoption. the average solo tort lawyer like me isn’t going anywhere for the next 15-20 years but some massive firm will nix an entire staff of office workers and pencil pushers.

>>16663655
I have my eye on Kleros but have not done diligent research yet. Will check out heliast.io thanks for the rec


>>16663658
Alex Grey is as based as they get. Also check out Android Jones.
Going to sleep as it’s late as fuck here but will reply to questions if the thread is still up when I rise

>he doesn't know stealth mode never ends

>>16663634
Based. I had the same thoughts, I'm halfway thru a pharm d at the moment, so i'll have a plan b if this crypto shit doesn't work out. What coin did you make it off of?

>>16663706
>Android Jones
This guy needs to do a piece like this for Ross Ulbricht

>>16663655
Listen to this guy OP since Kleros is based af and undervalued

how much profit have you made from crypto?

>>16663634
May as well do law full time soul got sold for it dumbass

>No real money in circulation

It's crazy ain't it? I still have mine OP

>>16663634
Based

Not only am I too lazy for college, I'm too stupid to make money off crypto

Just shut the fuck up and don't to people about your finances. It's not that hard.

>>16663635
I have to disagree with this. Most people on this board do not have the dedication and intelligence to make it through law school. You are setting them up for massive debt loads and disappointment. the entire law school process is over 4 years long if you factor the LSAT and the Bar. Not only that, but if you go to a law school that has any kind of decent reputation it will be competitive as fuck. There are some truly intelligent anons on this board who would benefit from law school, but for 98% of people here it is terrible advice.

The daily life of most lawyers is an endless grind of cataloging hours and marked by periods of intense all nighters in a combative environment. There's a reason most lawyers you know are unhappy, ruthless, divorced and addicted. This is a toxic industry that incentives the worst human behavior. All that being said, if you are truly smart and competitive and have the mental fortitude to grind out your first 3-5 years working as a high level slave; you can learn a lot about how our elite live and learn their ways and you will be highly compensated relative to your peers. Some top firms will have you start at $200k/yr. I now know exactly how to hide my future wealth and pay nearly zero taxes. All I need now is for link to take off.

>>16665859
How many links you own?