/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16661045
Kys

>>16661045
stop raping your peepee

i swallow my own load, dont give money to the plastic jew

you’re not the only one OP

I believe the bongs call this a posh wank

>>16661045
Tried it but it feels horrible

I picked up some condoms because I knew me and my girlfriend were gonna have sex the next day (first time, losing virginity). I didn't want to look like a retard when we had sex so I tried one on. Then from there it progressed to jacking off with it on.

>>16661065
have fun kiddo, just wait till you do without a condom thats the real shit right there

>>16661060
Walkinaround outside
Caryin fat wads of cash
ereywhere fast
Payin for sandwich get up cash count up notes
Angrey at windows
almostBreak the car

>>16661045
Sounds like OP bought condoms but never used them because he's a virgin, so he has to rationalize having old and stale condoms by busting in them. Am I right anon?

>>16661095
>he thinks hes the only one capable of getting pussy because that one fatty let him hit it once

Stop cooming bizlets

>>16661108
she lets me ride her whenever I want anon

>>16661129
>she lets me ride her whenever I want anon
are you a faggot? cause only faggots ride someone.

>>16661045
Just use your socks you retard. Stick it in, and blast your load without interrupting your momentum or worrying where its going to land. Best way to enjoy the experience

>>16661208
YEAH THAT DOES NOT SOUND BASED AT ALL

I just did 2 hours ago

>>16661045
>get ziplock bag
>squirt lotion in it
>put condom on
>put lotion bag between mattress and support box
>slide dick Into ziplock between
>push top mattress for preferred pressure
>thank me later

>>16661208
based

>>16661247
ummmm HELLO i think this might be pretty BASED

>>16661045
No but I still pull out when I use the skyn condoms because it feels like they have ripped since it still feels the same

sometimes cause the smell of the condom and the act of putting it on reminds me of when I used to have sex

>>16661262
the feels...
DELET

>>16661045
on Day 15 NOFAP & SEMEN RETENTION.

Fapping to other people having sex = c uc koldry

>>16661045
same here, I wanted to train my penor to like condoms. Didnt work tho

Happy Chanukah Jewish OP

>>16661053
Redpilled

>>16661262
Have sex

>>16661045
Cost of a couple tissues - the cost of condoms x 3 to 7 times a day.

Not gonna make it coomer

>>16661247
>mfw I used to have sex with the living room furniture while my parents went to the store (hair gel in a zip lock)

i blow my load all over the carpet and let my mom clean it up

I like to warm up the condom in the microwave it feels righteous

>>16661409
devilish detected

>>16662027
WHAT

>>16662157
It melts it a little and gets it warm. It sticks to you better try it out.

why do you need tissues? just let it dry off

>>16661045

Condoms have nasty lube on them so I don’t use them except when fucking some girl. Fapping I just use my foreskin as lube

dry it in the sun for optimal results

>>16661045
I just market-buy FRM and coom at the mere thought of upcoming riches.

>>16661045
4d chess? you're playing checkers at best dog

Condoms were invented to subjugate male genitalia. Unleash the beast anon and coom wherever you want.

>>16661247
That method sucks anon. I got it from a site called advancedmasturbation back when I was young.

It will only work if you have a really good mattress for it. Otherwise I would just recommend putting a fleshlight between the mattress. Even better if you can get a vr headset and watch some porno while you do it.

Physical sensation is one of the least important parts of sex though. Through years of fine tuning my masturbation skills, no pussy or mouth or hand other than my own has ever felt better than my own hand. I need to fucking jackhammer a bitch to get my nut if I'm going in with a condom. It ain't even fuckin worth it, I'd rather just jerk off. Sex is only good when there is an emotional connection.

Back to the topic of OP. Pretty fkn based. No need for lube either and jerking off wit a condom actually feels pretty good cuz you just move the rubber against your skin...totally different than when you fucking with a condom. I also enjoy the feeling of jizzing in a condom.

>>16661045
Usually just push it down and into my own anus

>>16662306
based

>>16661409
>>16662268
>>16662306
based

>>16661144
You've never been with a big girl.

>>16661208
Enjoy your chaffed dick.