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16654199 No.16654199 [Reply] [Original]

I just want a job that pays enough for me to have a wife. Wtf man

>> No.16654208
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>>16654199
>he hasn't taken the house husband pill

>> No.16654211

>>16654199
It'll never be enough man.

>> No.16654215

>>16654208

i've taken it but how the fuck do you go about implementing it

>> No.16654235

>>16654215
You're not autistic are you, you have some basic understanding of how courtship works right
>Step 1. Find lonely career mindset woman who works weird hours
>2. Make her emotionally dependent on you and start mooching off her
>3. Remind her that time is short if she wants to start a family

>> No.16654487

>>16654235
Holy shit that just described my current relationship lmao

>> No.16654498

>>16654487
it described mine too

fucking weird

>> No.16654538

>>16654215
1. Find a lonely elderly woman from a shit country Like philippines or Malaysia or Thailand or Indonesia or Vietnam.
2. Invite her to a party.
3. She’s the only one there. W-where is everyone e-else anon?
4. Tell her they’re coming and give her a drink spiked with mdma and Ativan.
5. She passes out. Begin impregnating.

It’s easy anon.

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>>16654487
>>16654498
Godspeed you magnificent bastards

>> No.16654656
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My partner for the past 4 years is a nurse at NYP Columbia. She works 3 nights a week a pulls in 6 figures. We're not married but I have full access to our funds. Marrying a woman who earns more than you do comes with a territory.

I have virtually fucked wealthier women in the past and it was more pleasurable than dealing with the vicissitudes of women.

There's a good reason why some UHNWI (men) choose to stay single and fuck around instead of being shackled emotionally to women.

The addiction to sex wears off, when you have pussy at your disposal 24/7.

**

>> No.16654692

>>16654199
I got married when I was making $26k per year - stop being a pussy and go hunt down a wife.

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>>16654692
>I got married when I was making $26k per year - stop being a pussy and go hunt down a wife.
yeah.. I miss the 80s too anon

>> No.16654746

>>16654729
Lol

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>>16654199
>tfw priced out

>> No.16654830

>>16654199
to add.. people wonder why male suicide is on the rise. Its because this society emasculates people.
See you in space, cowboy

>> No.16655358

bump of depression
also, peepeepoopoo

>> No.16655376

>>16654656
cuck. not a real man.

>> No.16655407

>>16654199
Why work when you could swing-trade FRM daily and keep 5% of the stack as you go?

>> No.16655419

>>16655407
I keep getting rekt by trades. Shit literally does the opposite of what I do

>> No.16655432

>>16655419
It's easy to fix your mistakes. You're probably over-trading. For instance, there's a .28 BTC wall up on Nerva right now. You could buy it and likely double it or at least 50% within 2 weeks. Low sat alts always retain BTC value because nobody dumps.

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>>16655432
lol

>buy my bags

>> No.16655489

>>16654199
you want enough to live life, bang chicks, and retire early. You get married your will end up living in the street.

>> No.16655496

>>16655489
But I don't want random roasties. I just want one special person

>> No.16655505

>>16654235
Hi chad

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>>16654208
>house husband
A level of domestication that wreaks havoc on civilization

>> No.16655894
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>NEETed through much of my 20s, told myself that the main reason I was incel was because I was poor
>Eventually get job making almost twice the household income in this county
>Get pilled hard as I see women would rather date impoverished 6'3" drug addicts than someone thats 5'11" with their shit together

I guess the MONEY part of the LMS trifecta doesn't kick in until you're rolling up in a lambo

>> No.16656744

>>16654199
I'm afraid you can only afford a he-wife, if you know what I mean

>> No.16656755

>>16654199
>i just want to be cucked
>the post
fucking pathetic.

>> No.16656758

>>16654199
>paying to get a wife
have sex incel

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>>16654199
Imagine actually being attracted to women in 2019/20

>> No.16656779

>>16655894
did you graduate university?