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Anonymous Mon Dec 23 01:06:20 2019 No.16638795 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone non-autistic want to start a business? Post your ideas and skills

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 01:07:17 2019 No.16638800 >>16638795 Poopoo but also maybe just a touch of peepee

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 01:09:57 2019 No.16638822 >>16638795 Full stack engineer. Good with Javascript, Node, Python, Java and React/Angular

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 01:11:19 2019 No.16638835 >>16638800 What is the business model? And what are your poopoo related skills or unique insights

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 01:16:48 2019 No.16638867 File: 29 KB, 477x477, cloud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16638795 My business is staking Kleros for more ETH all year while brainlets look for a 10x that's right in front of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 01:18:34 2019 No.16638880 File: 37 KB, 563x1000, 1570169625448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm selling 3d printed fleshlight whistles I have cad skills and the knowledge to break into the novelty sex toy industry

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 01:23:52 2019 No.16638921 >>16638880 Have you sold one? Why would anyone buy this

Anonymous Mon Dec 23 01:27:01 2019 No.16638945

>>16638795
biomedical engineer here
im looking for funding on development and need some ideas to help raise capital.
ive created a prototype design of kneepads that microdose stimulants into the popliteal artery which will increase the amount of dicks per hour (DPH) an operator can suck

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 01:27:10 2019 No.16638948 File: 44 KB, 604x453, 1573172433459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16638921 >Why would anyone buy this Are you retarded, anon? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUXow3d3-b0

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 01:40:43 2019 No.16639011 >>16638921 it whistles as you fap if you're into cooming you can make music the holes produce different notes

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 01:46:34 2019 No.16639044 File: 131 KB, 828x789, 1576985300442.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I also have skills in making molds this is of a dog dick but I could do custom molds too it depends on the materials

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 01:48:55 2019 No.16639059 >>16638800 >sell piss to drug addicts >sell poo to boomers for fecal transplants Give me your contact info.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 02:07:56 2019 No.16639181 >non-autistic

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 05:16:38 2019 No.16639956 >>16639044 wtf is this shit, you sick fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 09:35:06 2019 No.16641111 >>16638945 Creative!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 09:38:24 2019 No.16641130 File: 143 KB, 625x773, 1554226967091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16638880 >>16639044 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 09:39:48 2019 No.16641140 >>16639956 Dog knot of course anon, what haven't you seen ANY furry art or bestiality in your 20 years on the net? haha fucking loser.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 09:40:17 2019 No.16641146 I want to be the Uber of self checkout. Just wait around the cash registers and ring people up for a nominal fee.

Anonymous Mon Dec 23 09:40:49 2019 No.16641151

>>16638795
I have an idea for a meme blockchain project . its the kind of thing that would have raised millions in an ICO in 2017. is it too late? I also dont have any skills outside of being a decent writer I guess. Can I just give someone my idea and notes in exchange for a cut if they're successful?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 09:45:31 2019 No.16641183 >>16641146 This is dumb

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 10:19:08 2019 No.16641434 >>16641151 What's your idea?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 10:22:36 2019 No.16641466 >>16638795 >non-autistic You're asking a lot from us bud

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 10:24:55 2019 No.16641491 >>16638867 Just read up on kleros.. interesting, but what's stopping jurors from colluding on a side channel

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 10:29:34 2019 No.16641526 >>16641466 I dunno anon that guy from the big short (actual guy not the actor) was autistic and he was totally dedicated to his hedge fund business.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 10:38:17 2019 No.16641592 I'm gonna start a floor covering installing business. Worked for a guy who made 3000000 in 7 months, learned a ton.

Anonymous Mon Dec 23 10:48:31 2019 No.16641663

We should come up with some novel use case for smart contracts utilizing chainlink. It’s win win, because not only will our company make us money, but the usage will pump chainlink too. I know that in this sea of retards there are a few very smart anons.

Here’s an idea:
>build a smart contract for betting on the outcome of a video game match, where the smart contract pays out to the winners based on the results

Anonymous Mon Dec 23 10:53:43 2019 No.16641689
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>non-autistic
Just going to ignore that

I sell meme buttons. My site is turboplatypus.com
I'd like to expand my product line and start printing on other things so I can move to a monthly lootbox model but I don't have the capital to make that happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 11:25:25 2019 No.16641946 >>16641689 you sell a lot of Dolphins Rape People pins?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 11:28:51 2019 No.16641980 >>16641689 What's your monthly turnover champ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 11:30:03 2019 No.16641986 >>16641946 Just launched that one this week. Numbers aren't quite in yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 11:30:47 2019 No.16641988 File: 6 KB, 231x218, 1576867074118s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16638795 >Anyone non-autistic Good one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 11:32:52 2019 No.16642001 >>16641980 Only been running the site for about six weeks. Coming in at about $200 in sales with no ads so far

>>	bobby Mon Dec 23 11:36:11 2019 No.16642025 >>16638795 anon im autistic this is really offensive

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 11:42:44 2019 No.16642068 >>16641986 i'm asking because i could never imagine myself wearing that one >>16642001 i guess you mean you haven't paid for ads, not that you haven't advertised it yourself. otherwise how would people find it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 11:44:47 2019 No.16642085 >>16642068 Perhaps he's oldschool marketing (handing out flyers or facebook marketing)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 11:45:37 2019 No.16642090 >>16642085 facebook and twitter is a given, plus he mentions it on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 11:47:11 2019 No.16642103 >>16642068 They're cheap to produce. I can make a couple dozen designs for a few dollars. If one of those designs sells, I've made my money back. No paid ads, yes. I have an instagram page and market through various hashtags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 11:50:48 2019 No.16642145 >>16642103 Is it all justs maymay's or do you do some OC once in a while?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 12:00:47 2019 No.16642220 >>16642145 Sometimes yeah. I also do custom work. I'm not really in a position to turn down a dollar at the moment. I'll print whatever the fuck you want.

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