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How does that make you feel /biz/?

>> No.16635618

Thanks

>> No.16635636

Thanks. I also asked for 666 Bitcoin to arrive at my wallet in 2023, so thats good I guess.

>> No.16635648

>>16635636
Can you ask to send me 666 btc by eoy? You can sell any random soul, you have my blessing

>> No.16635650

>>16635598
Why do you think your soul is worth so much?

>> No.16635659

>>16635650
T. Edgy brainlet

>> No.16635672

>>16635648

You have to be here. You have to pass trough a series of demons before you reach Satan, it is hard but not impossible.

>> No.16635684

>>16635659
It's a genuine question. My IQ is probably higher than yours

>> No.16635687

>>16635650

I not only sold my soul. I compromised my life to accomplish the Devil wishes. He can posses me whenever he wants to do whatever he wants. Thats why I got payed out so much money.

>> No.16635690

>>16635598
Am I supposed to feel some particular way about this? It's probably nonsense, if it isn't, thanks for taking one for the team

>> No.16635697

>>16635650
>>16635687

I'm in politics too, so I guess he wanted to have a say in the ruling of the world. I can only imagine how happy I will feel when he makes me powerful and rich.

>> No.16635701

Great. Now this board is reddit we have to deal with edgy atheists and godless bisexuals.

>> No.16635709

>>16635690

You are welcome. I always wanted to be rich and since I was a kid I said that I would do everything to being able to make it. A friend introduced to satanism, then I meet a friend of a friend of a friend that presented me with a guy that knew how to do the ritual. He never did it himself but he helped rich people to do it. He got payed by the devil itself for bringing fresh souls to him.

>> No.16635722

>>16635697
Are you liberal or conservative?

>> No.16635727

>>16635722

I am what wins the election. It really stop fucking mattering what you believe when you really experience power for the first time.

>> No.16635734

I feel like calling you a retard. Do you even know the amount of people who "sell their souls" on a daily basis? Do you know how many of them get whatever they sold it for?

>> No.16635743

>>16635734

I didnt gift it to him. It is a contract, if he doesnt do his part then the deal is broken.

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16635752

As if faggots on here have souls

>> No.16635757

>>16635752

I was going to hell even If it didn't sold my soul so I guess it is ok.

>> No.16635770

>>16635598
Is there an afterlife?

>> No.16635780

>>16635598
Feel like you sold your soul for a lie.

>> No.16635782

>>16635770

Yes there is. When I talked to this guy he told me what I was doing and what consequences it would bring to my life and to what happens after life.

I acknowledged this and continued with the ritual. As I said I was going to hell either way so it was easy to me.

>> No.16635795

>>16635780

>>16635743

>> No.16635838

>>16635782
What makes you think you've done bad enough to get there. As long as your not a killer your doing ok. Did the devil say what Your afterlife is like?

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>>16635838

I hired a hitman and commited several financial frauds. The Devil didn't say anything, but before you start the ritual you read old lectures about the Devil history and what hell really is.

In reality, Satan fucking hates his job, he is the guardian of hell because God said so. He is being punished for eternity too. But as he is more powerful than the other angels he can intercept in the real world.

Unironically Dante's expression of hell is real. His novel wasn't a novel, it was a life expression. Based on what he wrote I am going to go between the 6th and 9th circle. But I am not going to suffer that much because I already accepted my fate. The persons who suffer the most in hell are the ones who still have hope, they seriously think they have a way out of there and they spend every second there trying to find it, to realize that, there is no way to escape.

>> No.16635912

ITT: /biz/ discovers Judaism

>> No.16635917

>>16635892

And about the hope things thats why in the entrance to hell there is a sign that says "Laciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate."

>> No.16635919

>>16635684
What is material wealth in one life compared to all your infinite future existence?

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>>16635917

Translated to English from Latin: Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

>> No.16635941

>>16635892
I prefer to have hope. Than not have it. Even if nothing came of it. There's a chance. Did the Hitman kill someone ?

>> No.16635946

>>16635919
That's a good point.

>> No.16635997

>>16635919

As I said multiple times before. I was already going to hell. I think thats why the Devil asked for more than just my soul. The only good thing is that I know in advance when he is going to take control of my body. So I can still do my life.

>>16635941


You really don't prefer to have hope when you are in hell.
>>16635925
This sign was placed by a merciful Archangel who just didn't want the hell residents to suffer more than they needed.

> Did the Hitman kill someone

Yes, two guys, he hit them with a robbed truck when they were crossing an intersection. He then escaped so it seemed like the owner hit them and then escaped. Luckily for him he reported the robbery a few hours before so he wasn't charged for any crimes.

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>> No.16636055

>>16636011

>>16636011

Nothing can really protect you against demons. The only thing that prevents you from being attacked is that they dont want to spend their limited energy with you.

>> No.16636083

>>16635757
If that is the case then what makes your soul worth anything to satan?? The fact that you are in politics?? How many other politicians have done the same shit??

>> No.16636086 [DELETED] 

>>16635598
not worth it, he comes as an angel of light, illuminating you as long as you carry out his agenda, once you are a puppet it's almost impossible to gain back your autonomy, they will spiritually rape you and suck you dry

>> No.16636101

>>16635598
Jesus can still save you brother. His blood is stronger than any link you might have to the devil

>> No.16636102

What will link be at that btc price?

>> No.16636113

Your soul is not belong to you you can’t sell it. This is a pond i scheme satan runs on people who don’t know better and are dumb enough to willfully submit under a false premise. When you get your end tell him to suck your dick and fuck off

>> No.16636124

>>16635709
You've misspelled paid twice now retard have fun burning in hell for eternity

>> No.16636131

>>16636124
Hehe

>> No.16636152

>>16635598
What coins will moon

>> No.16636171

>>16635598
Fucking pol schizos get out of my board.

>> No.16636182

>>16635782
So you got scammed by a guy pretending to channel satan through some ritual he probably read on the internet an hour before your meeting, nice.

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>>16636083

I really don't know why I was worth so much. He didn't tell me anything in particular but he said I was going to be useful as fuck.

> How many other politicians have done the same shit??

Haha, if you knew the true you wouldnt even believe. Although most of them don't sell their souls, they just do some favors in exchange of power

>>16636101

No, he unironically can't. There is the record of the first man who ever sold his soul, he prayed and prayed and the devil took him anyway.
Why is this? Because you voluntarily give it to Satan, there is no way to escape.

>>16636102

Although LINK is believed to be linked with Satan I can't really tell you. Just remember that 1000 EOY may be just a soul away.

>>16636113

I did.

>>16636124

The most probable thing is that I may be frozen, not burned. Pic related, but thanks for your support anyway.

>>16636152

Ask him yourself.

>>16636182

I didn't pay shit. He did it for free.

>> No.16636236

>>16636199
You can not sell your soul. You did not create it, it does not belong to you it belongs to the creator. You can willfully SUBMIT yourself to satan only as much as you do it willfully. You got scammed dumbass

>> No.16636256

>>16636236

I have been gifted with it and I can sell it if I want to. If you don't believe me check and count the times that Bitcoin has hit 6.66, 666, 6666, 7666, or other Satanic related numbers and you will be surprised. I have the theory that Satan has been pumping this market since the beginning, thats why he can promise me such a great number, because he makes multiple deals with it.

>> No.16636323

>>16636256
Obviously he’s pumping the market he’s attempting to implement one world currency and yes the most powerful agent can manipulate earth events, obviously. But you do not own your soul and once again this is a scam he runs as he knows you don’t own your soul but you can willfully indenture it and if you believe you can sell it and accept that then you’ve for all intents and purposes sold it but it’s only valid under this belief. Anyway believe the father of lies over your bizbro, what did you have the guys killed for

>> No.16636324

>>16635598
What about CHZ logo?

>> No.16636337

>>16635598
Bitcoin BTC?

>> No.16636603

Wrong! the power of Jesus Christ protects me against demons.
I wear the Lord G_ds impenetrable spiritual armor. Our prayers go out to you so that you to may be saved.

>> No.16636860

>>16635727
He means are you an R or D you absolute faggot