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pee pee poo poo

>> No.16630310

Women love to have reasons like this to complain about men. If a man did everything "prim and proper" she'd cry that she's not needed.

>> No.16630322

is this true?

>> No.16630323
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>>16630299
>wearing pants

>> No.16630346

>>16630299
What does this have to do with incels you retard?

>> No.16630352

Literally the same as Incels, they pick up a few examples and generalize every man based on them.

Btw., I literally always go to the shower and wash my ass after shitting while my girlfriend doesn't. It smells really disgusting when I'm fucking her in the evening. How do I tell her to wash her fucking ass? I tried to start slowly and bought wet wipes, but she never used them.

>> No.16630353

Call me incmell.

>> No.16630354

>>16630346
That you need to abandon your personal hygiene to stop being an incel.

Women love men who don't wipe their assess and snag them into relationships

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>>16630299
This is the same kind of sad LARP as “Dear Penthouse, I standing cartwheel 69’d two Swedish triplets” except somehow more pathetic.

>> No.16630363

>>16630352
>*you fucking her*
>*sniff* *sniff*
>did you wash your ass?
>go wash it

>> No.16630368

>>16630299
>I can wipe my own ass well
>also wash my ass after shitting if it's a messy one
>no gf
this explains so much, maybe women are attracted to the scent of skid marks

>> No.16630372

>>16630362
Holy fucking based and thinkpilled

>> No.16630378

>>16630368
I even do mini enemas after shitting. I'm a Perma-incel

>> No.16630449

>>16630299
Toilet paper will never leave you with a clean ass.

>> No.16630470

>>16630299
a clean ass is highly overrated

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16630502

>>16630299
>how do I get my boyfriend to wipe his ass and not leave shit stains everywhere?????
god bless these men

>> No.16630524

>>16630470
Given the pic, a clean ass will leave you with no gf

>> No.16630533

>>16630299
Pro tip incels, get black undies, the shit stains aren’t as noticeable

>> No.16630554

>>16630352
>I tried to start slowly and bought wet wipes
talk about how clean your ass feels after using wet wipes, how it's even better than before when you just used toilet paper. I did this and now my whole family is using them. Now they got used to it and actually feel their ass "dirty" if they don't use baby wipes.

>> No.16630557

>>16630310
or leave

>> No.16630559

>wiping at all

>> No.16630572

Get a bidet attachment from amazon and watch the thots line up at your front door bro.

>> No.16630581

>>16630299
I agree that it's disgusting but these fat roasts clearly have fat boyfriends, it's not normal to have shitstains lmao.

>> No.16630586

>>16630581
if you have a hairy ass most of the shit gets stuck in there to the side of your anus, so if you don't clean properly (you need wet wipes or a bidet) you're going to have shitstains probably.

>> No.16630615

>>16630299
they're the ones dating them

complaining about your things your boyfriend does makes the girl look like the retard, not other men who are supposed to somehow be grouped in with the boyfriend that she chooses to be with

>> No.16630627

Lmao her dad doesn't wipe his ass?

Fuckin mogged

>> No.16630844

>>16630524
obviously not if "many men" have an unclean ass