/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16627140
Taco Flavored Kisses, they are so delicous.

I'm homeless and recently started making meme buttons out of my storage locker to sell on sites like etsy. I make enough to eat lol

>>16627140
Living with my dad and working for $8.50 an hour as a third worlder.

Also investing in stocks, started with 5k 3 years ago and my portfolio is worth 14k right now.

>>16627140
sucking cook in 8th grade

ewhoring. Made $2000 in my best day at the age of 17. Awesome times.

>>16627140
I invested in Quant in 2019

Buying fantom

>>16627438
Same

Believing in my strategy and ignoring all the static

>>16627257
That's really cool, also fuck communism

>>16627257
>supreme gentleman
Everyone ordering that one should be put on a watch list...

Have you turned a profit?

>>16627257
I really like the Sam Hyde frogs. And of course the bitcoin one.

>>16627665
>>16627695
I've done about $100 in sales this month on no advertising which is pretty ok. Kept me from starving. Overhead is basically zero. Pins are pretty cheap to produce. Only cost is shipping really.
>>16627702

If you guys wanna order and help out a homeless anon my site is turboplatypus.com
Etsy has started cracking down on me for hate speech for some reason
Forgive the formatting. I'm shit at web design.

>>16627881
Looks pretty good man. I can’t find the “defund the CBC” one on the site though.

What do you do with a pin if you're not a teenage goth girl?

>>16627140

Honestly Anon, if you post a fat woman; we will not grace you other than with this here.

>>16627952
lol alright then ig im just postin her here cause somebody else did 1 time just tryna see if anyone knows who she is lol

>>16627957

That is what destroyed /b/ too... fat women

>>16627922
Thanks. That one will be up soon. I usually include it as a bonus in the Trudeau pack. When I print, I get 42 designs per 8x11 sheet so I've been launching in batches and posting them to instagram @autist.swim to generate more interest/cultivate some kind of following
I also do custom work so I'll print whatever the fuck you want, just order the custom button option and attach your images to an email with your order number in the subject line. It may take an extra day or two cause I have to walk an hour to the public colour printer where copies cost 40 cents so I try to print as much as possible at one time

>>16627931
Use them to lure a big tiddy teenage goth gf duh

>>16627987
I might just place an order someday: I’m thinking a bulk order of “Free HK”/“Taiwan #1” that I would then scatter strategically around Vancouver might be good for a laugh. Good on you for taking some initiative, btw. If anyone deserves to make it, it’s you.

>>16628028
Hahaha. That's actually a good idea. I'm in Toronto and there are a few neighborhoods here that could benefit from such an airdrop.
I appreciate the kind words fren.

>>16627140
fucking imagine having sex with her

https://investor.vanguard.com/etf/profile/VGT

>>16627257
where do you sell them ?

>>16628299
i think about it a lot lol

>>16628323
>>16627881
oh nevermind
100$ is good with no advertising, you should start consider advertising your website, it has potential.
once your website has started i'd suggest starting to sell meme posters, they should also be cheap to produce and you can easily sell 4/5$ each

>>16627257

Poor anon, I'm rooting for you.

>>16627140
is this a nigress or an eye-talian? wtf is this goblina?

>>16628349
turboplatypus.com is my site.
Eventually I want to get an embroidery machine so I can make hats and patches, maybe move to a lootbox kind of model. Not much money to be made on small transactions, but even a single colour embroidery machine costs 500. A multineedle setup will be 2k+

>>16628389
>>16628349
Shit. I just realised you said advertising.
I tried buying reddit ads but they said I was pushing fake news. I don't know. Maybe it was the Epstein buttons.
At the moment I don't have a shitload of capital to dump into ads without some kind of immediate payoff for obvious reasons, but I'm looking into it. Most of my sales come through etsy but I'm on thin ice with them right now so if sales pick up further maybe I can.

>>16628417
fuck i would really like to invest money on your business but i fear getting backstabbed, i just started wagecucking
what i could suggest you may be try advertising on instagram
controls are pretty low (scamming websites are unironically advertised too) and the algoritm will provide the correct target.
reddit was an intelligent choice too, but fuck it

fuck prostitute

>>16628441
That's fair. I probably wouldn't trust some rando on 4chan either.

Instagram is something I'm looking into for when I have a bit of room on my credit card. It's all done through Facebook ads which I've done before. You're right about them not giving a shit. My band bought ads a few years ago that said we were Stephen Colberts favorite band and they cleared it no problem. Fucking retards. I've been posting there trying to game different hashtags and get visibility but to buy ads I have to make a profile, then a business page etc etc.

So far etsy has been okay, despite them hating me. The built in marketplace brings your traffic and I've got the link to my site all over my page and listings promising lower prices (I have to pay etsy almost 50 cents for every item sold).

You can also pay to have your listings boosted to google search results, but instead of paying upfront you just carry a balance that gets deducted from your payouts. I've been doing that for a few days at $1 a day and it's generated a few more clicks but overall I don't know if it's worth the money.

Obviously straight ads would be better cause potential customers wouldn't have to literally search for terms your product relates to in order to see the ads. If you can keep up with topical memes it's okay, but for right now I'm kinda dealing with what I can.

>>16628379
Def not Italian. Either Hispanic or middle Eastern

>>16628571
shes indian

>>16628505
how to make money from?

>>16628538
unfortunatly, you should start also selling normie memes, the ok boomer is a good start. maybe some doge shit etc.
once the website gains popularity within normies, you'll get much more visibility.

>>16628417
Email? If you're truly homeless Id like to help you out with a couple bucks. Get paid on the first I can send a lil btc your way

Merry Christmas dude

>>16628614
lol I have Doge. Surprisingly unpopular. Haven't sold any. Based on my analytics it's actually the least searched for.

Sonichu has been probably the biggest seller in terms of single items, but I'm looking into ways to bundle, especially since I get raped by international shipping coming out of Canada. It's hard to justify charging $7 to send $2 worth of pins.

The Trudeau pack has been pretty popular, and the most lucrative since I can ask a higher price for the bundle.

The problem with normie memes is market share. I've tried breaking into that market by selling Anti-Nazi pins but I get drowned out and it's hard to differentiate, especially as a newer merchant. I've sold more Anti-Communist pins, probably just because nobody else is but it's still an uphill battle

>>16628670
godspeed anon, maybe i'll check out on your business, i hope you'll make it

>>16628641
Aw that's sweet of you, but you don't have to do that.
If you want to help me out financially, you can order some pins through my site. Even if you don't want them, I'd feel better if I could at least pretend it was anything other than a donation.

>>16628607
Make them pay you.

>>16628711
Why are you homeless? You wont be homeless for long I can tell

>>16628742
Just going through a rough patch. I live in Toronto where the rent is insane. I had a place for a couple years that was decently priced, but had to leave and can't find anything that isn't 3 or 400 more than what I was paying and I don't have much of a support network. I hope I'm not homeless for long. It kinda sucks and it's getting cold.

being a wagie

what's up with Latina women and me wanting to breed them? I honestly am thinking about traveling through central American and South American and impregnating every woman I see.

>>16628711
god speed brother

regardless of the situation - all one needs are happy thoughts

up

>>16628829
she's pajeetress. most likely Bengali they all have black skin

Total honesty? Hookers and blow. I don't recommend it.

>>16629144
Greentext us one of your most interesting experiences, pretty please

>>16627140
So far, Kleros staking. Earned 13 ETH so far, and it hasn't taken off in a year, so I think we good.

>>16627140
i know this thick bitch follow her on insta

>>16627140
any1 know her?

>>16629259
>>16629701

Schizo posting over a low tier thot. Truly a simp.

>>16629179
unironically doing the same but haven't earned that much yet
>>16627140
How much PNK to afford this girl?

>>16627881
>Pins are pretty cheap to produce
Ho do you produce them?

>>16629928
With a button maker

>>16628389

Anom, there is no point in making these yourself. Start doing print on demand. No upfront cost and higher quality control. Your domain name is fine.

bought bitcoin under 100, spent less than 20k in the early years, sold for 300k when the blocksize broke it.Iim going to do it again with BSV, since it has taken over the bitcoin role, but with BSV I wont know when to sell, since it doesnt have those built in roadblocks.

>>16627257
>turboplatypus.com
Godspeed fren. Great strength you have

I’m thinking of a cool under the radar link meme.

>>16629970
I've looked into POD but I'm not sure I want to go that route, at least not in the long term. No upfront cost, sure but your cost per unit goes up by about 4-5x. The 2k investment on the machinery pays for itself after the first couple hundred sales. I'm also set on competitive pricing. I've sourced merch for bands and whatnot in the past, ordered bulk printed t-shirts for $6-8/piece so when I see sites like teespring pushing the same thing for $25-30 it makes my skin crawl.

It also becomes a logistics nightmare shipping from multiple sources. If I were the customer and I ordered multiple products from a website, it would really turn me off to have half of it show up within a week and wait another 2 weeks for the other half to be shipped from China.

>>16627257
Defund the cbc

>>16627140
Gambling

>>16629952
I mean how do the stamps go on the surface

>>16629988
>sold for 300k when the blocksize broke it
why did you sold when blocksize broke it?