/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16626572

absolutely based

>>16626572
seething jannies

Test
Niggers

nigger

>>16626572
>is a poor person
>acts like a poor person
nothing surprising here

>>16626572
Why the fuck was this pruned?

>shits on the floor with corn in it
janny cleans it up
>shits on the floor w/out corn in it
janny looks at it and seethes, knowing he (not really a man) can't clean it up.

>>16626618
cause he said [bleep bloop].

>>16626654
Banning nigger is racist

>>16626572
Probably a better video than mine teebee.

"Annnd marketbuy link, fuck IRS kikes. Ok video over zoomies".

nigger

>>16626572
>is a nigger
>acts like a nigger

>>16626572

The financially ideal utube video of someone winning a million dollars would be boring as shit.

They could shoot for a week and it would be mostly the outside of a lawyers office and the winner fervently googling investment and trust options.

Maybe a nice pan shot of pre-filing taxes.

>>16626572
>more crypto
>more TSLA
>house in the suburbs
>pay for education and go to college for /biz/
In that order.

>>16626824
Oy vey! You're giving me an erection goy!

>>16626873
>pay for education and go to college for /biz/
You can learn it all for free through opencourseware YouTube videos or at a fraction of the price by buying books and reading instead. Going to school for /biz/ is only worth it to leverage the social networks you create. Even this isn't worth the cost anymore as you can go to entrepreneur/founder mixers and accelerators for free instead and get to know people who are already in the trenches of business.

Welcome to the future lad. Things are pretty sweet.

>>16626824
>profiting off of human sweat
based

>>16626957
I should also add that school will be eating away at 4 years of your life. You can learn the material in 1-2 years at your own pace and start applying what you know ASAP. SCHOOL IS FOR FOOLS TO LATER BE USED AS TOOLS.

>>16626572
Wonder if he was forced to spend it on video with MrSoy, maybe it was in a contract?. I cringed hard watching him buy a bunch of useless shit, kek at needing his wife's permission to buy overpriced furniture. I don't think I'd accept $1M from MrBeast, it just wouldn't be worth the humiliation of being in the video. His videos are just good at showing how desperate and selfish people are and the lengths they'll go for money.

niggas gunna nig

Love the comments praising him for throwing money at his family, as if they wouldnt have shamed him away if he didnt gibmedats
And only 165 for a house....

>>16626572
1 million? Ide buy land and just grow stuff. Whatever Ide want to eat, why buy it, when you can just grow it.

>>16626572
Sell some too, everybody wins.

He got 1 million and his house is worth less than mine lmao. I live in south america.

>>16626824
>Not finding real life ways to be financially successful and the tricks the rich use to stay rich interesting.

Never gonna make it

The contest rules states that he has to spend the $1M in 24 hours, how does that make him a nigger? A nigger is incapable of following rules.

Max out contributions to 401k, IRA, Roth IRA, HSA, refinance all loans to 1-3%, $100k into crypto, $100k downpayment on home, $50k to waste, the rest in structured CDs.

>>16626572
The point of the $1 million was to create a clickbait video that has the widest demographic appeal. Of course they're going to push for "luxury" cars, useless electronics and gifts.

Me, I'd never work again and easily double my money every two years.

>>16626572
I would have put 400k in SDIV and 400k in NOBL, then blew 100k on buying a condo and shit for it then kept the rest in saving for liquidity.

Easy 60k/year for nothing and it grows faster than inflation.

He did decent for how the rules were laid out. Should have invested around 200K but who knows if the retards would have let him do it.

You’re trying to say nigger

Have fun paying taxes

>>16626572
How is this "MrBeast" channel/operation funded?

>>16628731
>Me, I'd never work again and easily double my money every two years.
How?

>>16626572
i would attempt tp build an empire. but it probably wouldnt work out and i would have been better off buying iphones and cars.

what's stopping you from taking your time? This guy has tons of disposable cash but he seems like a pushover
>bro your 24 hours is almost up
>and? eat shit dude I'm not trying to blow all my money on funko pops

god with those rules I'd probably just buy a pile of gold and silver.

then roll around in it

>>16628731
If could double your money every 2 years, you'd get to1.28M after 14 years starting from only 10k.

>>16628956
the more money you have the easier it gets to get richer as you have access to great investments that require huge capital to get into

>>16628860
Youtube ad revenue and sponsorships from various spyware apps that harvest data from his underage audience. One of them (Honey) somehow tricked pewdiepie into making a donation to the ADL lmao (he later cancelled it after massive backlash)

>>16626572
>Not buying $1M worth of Apple products and selling them New in Box to get the cash later

>>16629007
Thanks for elaborating, anon.
So in short: stupid people
Sad world