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I am an angel investor and I have taken some amazing concepts to their first second and final rounds of VC funding.

Pitch your startup ideas here and I'll give you a valuation and possible funding. SERIOUS ideas ONLY.

>> No.16626867

>>16626754
I knew this only a crypto board. Disappointing, gentlemen and ladies.

>> No.16626885

a unity game based on a wc3 mod, one developer
how much do i get?

>> No.16626890

>>16626867
Dead board.

>> No.16626899

>>16626867
And you're a larper, at best here to steal ideas.

>> No.16626910

>>16626754
Vr fighting game but characters are 1000ft tall and you cant break shit below you

>> No.16626951

>>16626754
Plug in singularitynet services into app stores (magent,shopify, business facing), providing a way to access advanced ml algorithms for regular everyday creators.
The apps can be use case focused (fraud prevention, translation, user retention) based on product market fit. The integration with singularitynet would be a constantly improving base of the best ml algorithms.
Pricing would be saas in usd for normies.

>> No.16626969

>>16626754
I will pick out very very young (18+) pure redhead and blonde girls with blue and green eyes only and have them get fucked by at least 6ft5 black dudes, athletic and extremely well hung gentlemen. And the twist from normal bbc porn will be, they're not on birth control and we follow the mother and the kid throughout the kids early life. Most will probably become mega sports or music superstars.

>> No.16627033

>>16626885
how many users do you have now?

>>16626910
# users now?

>>16626951
Interesting. Are you live with beta now?

>>16626969
It's been done but if you have subscribers now how many and what are they paying per month?

Also if any costs to acquire current # users (yes it's a thing) how much did you already spend and how much longer

>> No.16627078

>>16627033
>Interesting. Are you live with beta now?
No. Singularitynet isn't live yet. I have POC and non-ml apps with 250k / day sum hits (users & site visitors). Also a ton of ml experience.

>> No.16627153

How does angel investing work? Say you invested in my LLC, are you anonymous? Can I be an angel investor to my own LLC?

>> No.16627175

AI based trust-less toilet system at McDonalds using trust-less oracles. I'd call it STINKY.

>> No.16627188

I'm creating an application which connects users to meaningful coincidences. We connect others to controlling / conductive relationships. It'll be like Bumble but only connecting you to others according to our algorithm.

>> No.16627190

Nice larp. Yes you've done so well that you're asking for ideas on a Burmese cock wrestling board

>> No.16627195

>>16627078
Are you doing this fulltime and when could you start moving users to ml platforms?

As I'm sure you know l, You have to play the game a little bit and roll out enough to bring in investment or else self fund with other channels. Could you move users to something easy and fun while we marketed interest for the final goal "self aware net" or whatever

>> No.16627221

A dating app for people who have HIV

Male underwear with testicular cancer sensors

VR integrated into escort service. Let a celebrity fuck you on video while an ugly girl keeps her privacy.

>> No.16627242

>>16627221
Vr is very hot right now. Get a working vr app and users on it and I could help you

>> No.16627274

>>16627242
An augmented reality app connected to a furniture/art store. You can see what it would like to have a table or something in your home. I would rent it out to interior designers, and they could show their clients their ideas before implementing.

>> No.16627312

>>16627242
>do the work and I'll take some of your profits

>> No.16627316

>>16627274
How many users / month are you getting? I might know a furniture store client interested in doing something similar but the prototype has to be working. If you're serious you might have a meeting <1 month

>> No.16627337

post proofs or fuck off you dumb gorilla nigger

>> No.16627351

>>16627195
It would be more about spreading the capability of AI to content creators. Singuaritynet integration is done behind the scenes and is transparent to the end user.
I'm doing this part time and bootstrapping right now. Other time is spent on crazier ml work.

>> No.16627371

>>16627337
Wow okay buddy
>implying most of the /biz/ ideas arent LARPs

>>16627153
No I would not anonymously invest. If you have a legit idea and I see value then we could get in touch

>> No.16627382

>>16627316
Its just an idea in passing; something I've thought about. I think Overstock has been working on something similar if the entire board hasn't been indicted.
The capital intensive part would be hiring somebody to produce an AI that takes 4-5 2D images and makes a 3D model from it; some complicated computer vision stuff.

>> No.16627386

I'm into machine learning so I'm developing this:

A site that generates new recipes based on user entered ingredients

>> No.16627400

>>16627033
You are cancer

>> No.16627417

>>16626754
My recent idea is a not for profit that does rapid prototyping for anybody with an interesting idea. Basically to increase the amount of local innovation and give skilled people an opportunity to hone their craft.

>> No.16627445

>>16627351
One of hardest things about accepting outside investment is bringing an outside person into your business and that person will make suggestions that might go against how you originally planned to work. Obviously, a free to use open source codebase could help many people, but unfortunately it's more of a hobby than a business. If we worked together then we would have to agree upon ways your concept could eventually become profitable for you and all investors. I like your concept. If you get 250k / day users on ml apps then you might be ready

>> No.16627462

>>16627417
That sounds like a wonderful concept. I wish you the best.

>> No.16627480

>>16627445
> a free to use open source codebase could help many people, but unfortunately it's more of a hobby than a business
It's a form of marketing, which has a huge budget in most companies. Except helpful.

>> No.16627519

>>16627480
I understand. If you build an ai app and have a significant base of users on it, then that is something I can sell to additional investors. I would invest and we could help your company. Would you like to run your company fulltime?

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>>16626754
Data (financial, macro trends, and all other sorts) services provider similar to Bloomberg. Except instead of the target market being financial institutions/money managers the target market will be businesses and producers of services, products, and commodities. Think farmers wanting to know how much crop yield they will have next year or a small business owner wanting to know how many bodies will walk through the door next quarter.

>> No.16627570

>>16627560
Inb4 you're just some fuckhead wasting people's time or trying to mine for ideas/brain rape anonymous users of this here Fijian spearfishing discussion forum.

>> No.16627579

>>16627560
The vision is to make business more efficient, maximize profits for our customers, and reduce waste.

>> No.16627608

>>16627221
A name for your app: Positive. Logo can be a plus sign or something.

>> No.16627630

>>16627519
I would need at least 2 years runway and enough funding to hire at least 1 other senior dev. I'm based in a major US city so costs are higher than average.
The apps pay for themselves + a little already.

>> No.16627676

Industrial battery in Aus. 5 million dollars but guaranteed to pay itself off in 5 years

>> No.16627682

>>16627312
That is what an angel investor pretty much is. IMO, OP is LARPer or a huge fucking retard with some money to burn.

An angel investor is ideally supposed to plug you in with others that can help you (ie: other developers, a salesforce, VCs, other angels, and their friends in high places)

OP probably watched Silicon Valley and thought being Peter Thiel was easy. Get fucked OP. You just lost a serious founder.

>> No.16627709

>>16627386
This reminds me of the iOS app Urban Spoon way back in the day. Before Yelp. I think your idea is good mate.

>> No.16627719

>>16627221
This is the most viable idea in the whole thread thus far. Execution should be easy. Get to it before someone beats you to market.

>> No.16627727

>>16627719
In regards to HIV positive dating app.

>> No.16627742

>>16627274
Ashley Furniture is unironically already working on this technology in house. Other furniture stores will soon follow.

>> No.16627758
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16627758

>>16626754
i'll bite.

organic perfumes and facial oils. all materials and ingredients are from inspected and vetted farms (this is true). we know almost all the farm owners by name. oils are produced in house, or at the farm, but we are growing the amount produced in-house. where possible, no ingredient touches metal (this is a holistic quality we do for marketing mostly). all substances made in vessels of hand-fired clay, or hand-blown glass (another holistic and marketing quality). every bottle takes 3 weeks to produce. every 3oz bottle sells for almost 6x the cost of production. no alcohol in the facial oils. all natural ingredients. focus is on simple and vital ingredients.

separate business I am in: film production company. have made a film already, first one, and it went to 6 festivals in 2019 and won an award (they even offered a statuette but for a price, I turned that down). currently in preproduction for a new film to shoot in spring of 2020. we specialize in low budget films that look like $1M+. last film was $50k. next film we are aiming for $15k. definitely would take investment capital and offer investors first-come-first-serve on sales revenue, plus royalties, and also give them the chance to network with other filmmakers and producers.

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>>16627758
one more (i started this and didn't move forward with it); it's a company that specializes in HIV testing certificates. once you are cleared, it gives you a portal login where you can generate a hash link (that expires) to share with other people on dating apps so they can see/confirm you are STD-free.

we are not the lab itself, we simply have a HPPA-compliant contract with STD labs across the country that allows users to share their results with us. we simply create the online portal, we import the data through integrating with the STD lab, and we display it to the user and give them their hash links.

>> No.16627802

>>16627316
Cappasity already does this

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16628263

cmon OP, nothing to say about my shit?

>> No.16628531

>>16626754
I want to clone trannies and place them in strategic entertainment and sports positions to subvert the goy

>> No.16628540

>>16627742
>working on

I read about this in some tech magazine like at least 5 years ago where they already had working models