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>>16624264
those bichess need the indian cock ASAP

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>>16624264
Something about drunk English slags is very appealing.

>>16624303
Agree

>>16624303
agreed, if I wasn't married I would take a sex trip to the UK to rape some drunk slags

>>16624320
Wtf bro

>>16624320
She is waiting

>>16624340
Ideal

>>16624264
Look at the color of her dress, this 6/10 whore probably has 3+ STDs. Just another day in London

how do you redcoats manage to get so drunk? in usa there's plenty of slutty drunk girls, but you guys take it to a new level

back to >>>/int/

>>16624422
Low liquor tolerance

>>16624298
Is that Mark Krapholes?

>>16624422
Americans literally drink nothing. I've travelled all over and no nation pretends to party so hard but actually so childishly as the americans. They'll have 4 wine spritzers, go home and then tell everyone for months about their crazy night.

>>16624320
Plot twist: you're such a bitch you'd be the one getting raped

>>16624557

i suppose you're right

>>16624422
Because we like to get fucking trashed and there's pubs everywhere. Binge drinking culture.

>>16624264
no they're scum.

>>16624557
If it makes any difference I got black-out drunk in college (in the US)

>>16624428
Bs. Brits have some of the highest tolerances in the world.

It's just a case of government regs and law of unintended consequences:

>Brit nanny state says booze is bad
>Brit nanny state restricts drinking hours until like Midnight or 11pm or some shit
>Brits go to bar and binge drink because they only have a few hours to buy booze
>Pic is end result

The first pic is in Canada btw, not England .

Those are Quebec girls. These bitches rock hard.

Imagine

>>16624557
True dis.

It's why I hate Vegas parties or any outdoor party in America.

Here is the formula:

> Buy $9 Bud light limes in plastic cup
> Drink 2 and start yelling and whooping
> Tell everyone how much party you had.

Me, I'm Boomer mode party. Just got back from Greece. Spent 3 days on the Aegean on his boat with me, my gf, his gf and myself. Drank nothing but fucking amazing Bruno Montebello red wine, swam every day and ate amazing Greek seafood.

Coming back to American bar scenes is like going to a pig barn by comparison.

Boomer mode is best mode.

>>16624665
Very based.

>>16624620
>Brit nanny state restricts drinking hours until like Midnight or 11pm or some shit
>Brits go to bar and binge drink because they only have a few hours to buy booze
wot? no. a bar might close early but the clubs don't.

>>16624422
It's all we've done for about 1000 years.

>>16624680
The start time is late he means. Typically I like to start drinking between 7 and 9 pm.

Chavs? Definitely not.
Slags? Possibly.

>>16624340
That's what I'm talking about.

Last

>>16624798
Christ look at the face of that girl on the left. Now imagine that without makeup

>>16624660
Some top level shart buffers itt.

>>16624665
This, i don't advocate heavy drinking as good, but don't pretend you are a wild partier if you aren't.

>>16624264
HOT! MORE!!!

>>16624280 10/10

>>16624436
kek

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>>16624905
If you ever need to brew any potions she'd be your go to

britbong here; can confirm that this is our reality. generally, the further north you go the worse it is... scotland is absolutely catastrophic, though the NORF is pretty terrible, too, as is the midlands (protip: go to liverpool for easy girls with scummy accents)
all these girls are fiends for good coke and will literally suck your dick in a dirty, wet-but-sticky bathroom if they fancy you enough (read: if you're well-groomed and well-built i.e. work out though most well-built people here take roids)
yes it is easy to pull on a night out, but only if you fit the bill
yes they do wear tight slutty dresses and obnoxious heels
yes they do drink like absolute beasts partly due to the coke, partly due to tolerance and partly due to culture
yes they do drink spirits (vodka coke, gin and tonic are favourites)

Thank God Islam will bring these thots to heel.

>>16625986
Two things I'd be weary of:

>1. I'm 5'10" King of Manlets, which I feel is a bit short over in Bongland and thus wouldn't instantly attract attention of Chavettes

>2. I'm American aka the least attractive accent to have abroad, would my accent even have an impact on pulling?

>>16624905
Kek

>>16626126
>I'm 5'10" King of Manlets, which I feel is a bit short over in Bongland
Now imagine being a 5'7 bong. Pure misery. 5'10 is average, neither tall nor short.

british slags are fucking disgusting

>>16626126

Add to that your chances of getting battered because you're an american soft cock.

England is the fastest place on earth you're likely to get a thump just for bumping into someone, talking too loudly, or looking at someone wrong. It's just the way we are.

>>16624264
british women are so fucking ugly
how has their species not died out yet?

>>16624660

I hope she gets raped

>>16626211

pussyole

SLAGS
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Burgers are such drinking pussies, Coors Light and Bud. Last time I got smashed it was Buckfast, scrumpy cider and vodka. Brit chavs do act like cunts though, drunk or sober.

>>16624557
You just hung out with a bunch of pussies

>>16624798
Right is kind of qt. How many bitcorns to get a hapa looking chav gf bros?

>>16626258
>Burgers are such drinking pussies, Coors Light and Bud.
Thats why theres a craft brewery on every corner out here
>Last time I got smashed it was Buckfast, scrumpy cider and vodka
>cider
>vodka
So hardcore bro

>>16624665
America is dogshit

>>16624264
Not sure if it's the alpha male in me wanting to compete with the dude carrying the broad here but, this same broad is the best looking one of the entire thread. British women are pretty disappointing to look at. God bless the USA

>>16626258
Imagine caring let along talking shit about what people drink.
>DUDE SO DRUNK PARTY SO LIT LMAO

>>16624798
She's got a witchy look about her that I sort of dig but I can tell by just looking at her that her attitude is absolute shit.

>>16626296
Hipsters and middle-aged people drink at the craft breweries. When I'm in the states most under thirties are drinking lightweight stuff and being loud as fuck, whooping and shouting like children.