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Alchemist here, I can turn lead to gold AMA

>> No.16620289

Where do you get the lead from, who do you sell it to and how much do you get for flipping it?

>> No.16620292
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>>16620279
Why did you choose to shit up this board with your pathetic thread?

>> No.16620312

do you guys think humanity will one day build one of these badboys in OP's gif? With technology everything is possible, right? really makes you think...

>> No.16620316

>>16620289
lead is p easy to find you flip it for 99% profit of course

>>16620292
uwu salty desu

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>>16620316
So you're finding scrap lead and selling it? I thought this was another /x/ tier schizo alchemy thread. So where are you finding enough lead to sell for marginal income?

>> No.16620346

What does the emerald tablet say and what does it mean in plain English

>> No.16620357

>>16620337
I assume it means he’s a nigger who robs other niggers at gunpoint for their grillz and chainz and whatnot

>> No.16620377

>>16620312
You would like the Isaac Arthur youtube channel

>> No.16620398

>>16620279
how do you do it?

>> No.16620405

>>16620357
Most niggers weat fake jewelry though, that wouldn't be profitable for the risk.

>> No.16620428

>doesn’t know the emerald tablet

Larping faggot dweeb confirmed

>> No.16620434
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>>16620346
your brain isn't ready to understand

>> No.16620441

>>16620279
yeah but how efficiently

>> No.16620445

>>16620428
the only you faggots on this board even know what the tablet is is because of me LARPy queer

>> No.16620449

>>16620279
Redpill me on Sirius and Lucifer and Jesus.

>> No.16620454

>>16620445
*reason

>> No.16620464

>>16620454
>>16620445
>virgin cope

Seethe dweeb

>> No.16620466
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>>16620449
Origin of Christianity – The Piso Flavian Dynasty
http://esotericawakening.com/origin-of-christianity

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>>16620464
>these levels of projection

>> No.16620502
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>> No.16620543

>>16620488
>ama
>still didn’t answer what the tablet says

Seethe

>> No.16620563

>>16620502
Anybody can post it, can you put it in plain English, understand it? If so then you can be an alchemist and create gold

>> No.16620597

How do you deal with the neutrons?

>> No.16620780

>>16620445
>thinks he introduced the board to hermeticism
oh my sweat summer child

>> No.16620958

>turn lead into gold
but can you turn shitcoins into gold? yeah thats what i thought

>> No.16621010

>>16620434
Can you transmute something to silver?

>> No.16621053

Prove it

>> No.16621066

the cringe levels are through the roof
not even /x/ worthy

>> No.16621072

>>16620279
What Earthly subject did you free from the Curse to develop the Prima Materia

>> No.16621247

>>16620780
Yes it was me I have been coming here since 2016 when you morons would sill squeal like retards and call people /pol/ and report them for telling you imbeciles about Jews, the Illuminati and occult knowledge you stupid little newb faggot.

Please don't act like this isn't the case or you will show how new you are here or that you are a petty lying donkey, in any case everyone here will know already so there is no reason to lie

>> No.16621283

>>16621247
>still seething and offering no relevant information in his “ama”

Are you going to make this interesting or not you egotistical little shit

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>>16621283

>> No.16621519

>>16621430
>knows nothing of alchemy or humor

We been knew

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>>16621519

>> No.16621790
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16621790

You mean chemistry

>> No.16621905

>>16621780
>Hoes Mad
>Nigger lingo
>Calls someone else nigger

The moron is strong in this one.

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16621938

I can literally turn lead gold through an alchemical process and was gonna share how but since you are all loud mouth niggers I won't now you stupid incl cucks

>> No.16621944

>>16621938
>waaaahhh mommy my friends are being mean to meeeeeeeee

>> No.16621961

urbs transrhenana anno DCCXI. pupulus nudus silentio noctis conflagrat. hic incipit labor solis. gloriam olivae expectamus.

>> No.16621967

>>16621247
>>16621938
>babby first look into occultism
>takes lead and gold literally
>goes on 4chan to feel all wise
drop the shrooms retard, you dont even understand what you're reading and its all corrupted anyway

>> No.16621986

>>16621790
What do you think the "chemist" in "alchemist" is?

>> No.16621998

>>16621938
Yeah? Well I can turn tendies into poop

>> No.16622017

>>16621967
lolz who do you think you are talking to cuck? literally put you half wits on to the game, dragged you kicking and screaming into a new awareness

>> No.16622026

>>16621967
btw the lead and gold is literal you hack monkey only the plebs are taught it is metaphorical for obvious reasons. Not that there isn't valuable metaphorical meaning bu that is just one aspect of alchemy and as far as chumps like you get

>> No.16622093

>>16620279
Turn my FRM bags into the price of an oz. of gold and then we'll talk.

>> No.16622191

>>16622026
only retards think its literal, i remember a decade ago some fools were playing with this stuff, you know who.. ended up being a bunch of bullshit and turns out the spiritual meaning is whats important. Tell me have you raised your serpent and what stage are you in, "alchemist"

>> No.16622193

>>16620279
real alchemist here, i found a bug in the matrix that allows me to turn req into link

>> No.16622205

>>16620279
how do i turn lead into gold

>> No.16622208

>>16622191
only hacks don't know it is literal I already explained this. There is a reason there is a term called spiritual alchemy because it is not thr same thing as actual alchemy.I don't give a shit what a bunch of hacks think desu you are more than welcome to believe whatever you have been told. The low level plebs are taught these things for a reason because they aren't worthy but the best to shut them up is not to tell them that and feed them some other shit instead to make them think they know.It works beautifully as you can see in this thread because their stupid asses go around acting like they know what thy are talking about to people far above them.

>> No.16622213

>>16622205
pyramids and crystals

>> No.16622215

>>16622208
Pics of your gold plx

>> No.16622222

>>16622208
alright so share the formula alchemist, lets see what you got

>> No.16622225

>>16622213
how do i turn lead into gold with steps

>> No.16622226

>>16622222
fuck you nigger I don't cast pearls before swine

>> No.16622242

>>16622226
classic, attention whoring thread. You got nothing

>> No.16622262
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16622262

i am lead
turn me into gold
wake me up

>> No.16622263

>>16622242
>her der I can get what I want from you by making 4th grade insults

You simple minded bumblefuck who do you think you are dealing with here I'm not here to impress you shudra smoke some chode

>> No.16622271

>>16622225
I can't give you the steps to turn lead to gold on an internet forum anon you think I am trying to crash world markets and get suicided

>> No.16622298

>>16622271
so why did you make an ama

>> No.16622302

>>16622271
By informing one you inform ten. By informing ten you inform one hundred. This continues until everyone knows, thus creating a system where gold crashes and boomers get justed. Post the how to.

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>>16622271
is it related to this

>> No.16622327

What do you do with your lead gold alchemist. What other interesting activities besides trolling here have you partaken in with your knowledge.

>> No.16622335

>>16622306
Never read it but based on the title likely so if you are smart enough to figure it out as I doubt it explicitly states it in that book

>> No.16622339

>>16620279
Wow, George RedHawk makes some really cool shit.

>> No.16622341

>>16622306
I have a background in advanced chemistry and numerous other sciences so I was able to apply occult sciences to alchemical processes without bing taught exactly how to do it

>> No.16622346

>>16622335
ok give me something to point me in the right direction if your not willing to tell me the steps, doesn't have to be about gold also just general introductory to normal alchemy

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>>16622346
Don't say I never gave you nothing /biz/ don't kill yourself or get yourself killed

http://esotericawakening.com/crystal-science

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>>16620449
I have been getting telepathic communications from Sirius for a number of years. Lucifer is what I like to call malaclypse the younger. Jesus, well, you know.

>> No.16622487

>>16621247
LOL

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>>16622487
lol indeed you ripe cunt

>> No.16622540

>>16621938
>was gonna share
>>16622271
>can't share it
yes im thinking you are a big fat faggot

>> No.16622585

Where are the pictures of all your gold for proof?

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>>16622540

>> No.16622601

>>16621790
its chemistry but the "al" prefix stands for "a lot of bullshit"

>> No.16622742

>>16621010
yes you can transmute any element to any other element

>> No.16622752

>>16620279
where do you get the neutrons?

>> No.16622760

>>16620434
The only not retarded thing is three. That's just physics.

>> No.16622768

>>16620279
you can turn any pegged coin to gold on Pegnet for free basically with no spread. its literal magic.

>> No.16622772

>>16622752
Someone here knows a little something, nice anon, you might just make it

>>16622367

>> No.16623857

Lol

>> No.16623920

Hey so what's the catch ? Yacht and disappear? Why not change the world for the better you sound like someone who had their feet on the ground

>> No.16623969

>>16620312
yes you can do it in VR right fucking now