/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16609804
Is this for real? Is that really his dad?

>>16609822
i'm not kidding.

>>16609804

imagine thinking you can get laid with this face

lambo or not

>>16609842
least he wont be sucking dicks

>>16609804
as a car enthusiast, lamborghini fucking sucks. ferrari is much better. even if i was a billionaire i still wouldnt buy either car

>>16609842
Well he got laid at least once, considering he has a son

Why are tripfags always such stupid faggots?

>>16609835
Proof?

>>16609822
Anon just look at the face. It's his dad for sure

>>16609851
lambos are faster...

>>16609853
>Anon names himself french bro
>Anon asks why is faggot

>>16609870
ironic considering the tripfag frenchbro is unironically a male prostitute (not even memeing)

>>16609860
Combine this face with his dads face and tell me what you see.

>>16609835
>>16609861
LMAO
LINKIES LITERALLY DONATED MONEY FOR FAMILY LAMBOS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>16609851
ferrari is ugly. lambo looks better while driving on the moon mission

>>16609866
whats ur point? the build quality, mechanics, overall craftsmanship is complete garbage. it just looks cool. personally i like japanese cars

>>16609804
Now you know where those 700k dumps went

>>16609851
What car would you buy if you were a billionaire?

>>16609822
looks real

>>16609915
For me it’s Koenigsegg, the most based car manufacturer on the planet.

>>16609915
if i were a billionaire id probably buy a lexus lx newest model of course

>>16609915
An old NSX and I'd mod it myself

Biggest sell signal I've ever seen

>>16609915
vroooooooooom

thanks just sold all my link

>>16609928
>I wish hot wheels cars were real, the car
correct answer is a zonda/enzo/C GT. Even Bugatti is better than the new Ks
>>16609936
thank god you're broke

>>16609940
Kek, I like this car

>>16609915
Tesla if they're fully self-driving by that point, otherwise probably something suburban and safe.

>>16609915
Miami Blue Porsche GT3RS with Weissach package.

Lexus LFA as well.

Imagine buying his whole family Lamborghinis. You idiots really think if you break anywhere near ATH or above again you wouldn’t get dumped on to oblivion? Dumps will be coming nonstop until the project hits 0. You guys got conned. If you’re not swinging this trash you’re just retarded. About a dozen red flags this is a scam.

>>16609804
actual insider here. nice job finding his dad. ironically, he posted this picture to social media in 2016, well before ChainLink started.

>>16610098
Then post proof. Screenshot and blur out his name, leaving the date he posted it visible. Crop out the rest of the page as well. Just give us this image with the date right underneath.

>>16610098
Wasn’t Sergey running another scam prior to Chainlink?

Let's hope theres such thing as Karmic debt...who knows maybe all these crypto scammers will get there assets seized for fucking people over.

>>16610129
how do u think he got tons of monies?

>>16609804
Source: his ass

>>16609804
back to discord faggot

>>16609884
>>16609804
SERGEY'S FAMILY IS OFF LIMITS! STOP POSTING PICS OF THEM!

>>16609970
this, Zonda R wrecks shit

>>16610274
what's the protocol for family posting? more delays? at least op didn't leak any actual info

>>16609970
>he doesn’t want HotWheels cars to be real
Very unbased and definitely not /o/pilled

>>16609970
>>16610299
I have one in Forza Horizon 4, can smoke anyone in that thing

>>16609936
>An old NSX and I'd mod it myself
cringe and weebpilled

>>16609915

>>16609851
I'm a mothafuckin' schemer boy, I'm a dreamer boy
I love a girl that don't even fuckin' need a boy
Baby, I'm a beamer boy, I need a beamer, boy
I want a Z3, that's a two-seater, boy

>>16609884
Ugly as fuck.

>>16610418
tis

>>16610449
Tis? English motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>16609804
i cant wait to get my mom something when link moons (if ever)
>>16609842
its possible, i know its hard for your fragile glass IQ to understand

>>16609902
Its not bad Huracans are pretty great sounding+ performance and have a V10 while its competition all have Dyson motors. If you want great build quality get porsche and get out of your moms basement weeb.

>>16609915
Ferrari testarossa

>>16609842
>thinking you need looks to get laid
>I don't mean paying

Not gonna truly make it

>>16610421
get this urban shit off my board, you’re letting low iq subhumans live in your head rent free

>>16609804
how the fuck do you guys find this stuff?

>>16609804
Whats with the monster truck ride height? Or is it adjustable on the fly?

>>16610726
>implying Peep wasn't a genius

>>16610667
damn, where's that? nice /nightwalk/ vibes going on there.

>>16610129
he was cloud mining btc in 2011

>>16610418
unironically this
wouldnt really want to show my wealth in any form be it clothes, cars etc unless im in a good neighborhood/country

>>16610459
Tis is a word. But obviously he meant 'this'. Fucking Americans.
>>16610726
Rip peep bitchtits.

>>16610773
Some euroope country, with military aged men seeking refuge waiting for you round the corner :-)

>>16610726
Okay, I pull my cash out, shawty pass out
Take her ass out, then I spaz out
Okay, yeah I hit that, shawty, get back
I got death notes, where my list at?

>>16609804
>>16609884
Thats very bearish.
It's his partents. Eyebrows from mother, nose from father.
They are showing off = russian scammers.

>>16609804
lmao why the FUCK is this picture floating around the internet

>>16610840
seriously. it's like the universe conspired to make sergey into a meme.

>>16609842
go suck a fuk u dumb fuk

>>16609936
Based

>>16610749
All expensive cars have front lift systems to get over/into driveways. This pleb just probably doesn't know how to lower it again.

>>16609804
You should share where did you find this picture. It's very serious that a CEO's dad has bought a lambo with investors money. I'm just so tired of this scammer.

>>16611563
Bro i have 99% of my money in this shit.

>>16610816
I was more hopeful when I believed that sergey was a timeless being with no real parents or real exsistance, this is much less exciting...

>>16609915
Nobody likes maseratis anymore. I’d still go for one.

>>16609804
That's not sergeys dad it's sergey himself from the future.

>>16609884
She has those crazy eyes.

>>16609842
Very low IQ algerian monkey detected

>>16609915
Something cute and low profile. I would probably pay for a driver as well.

>>16609928
Fuckkkk you're cringe.

>>16609804
lol just like charlie lee, you fucking idiots keep hodling even after the founder sells at the top

;lmfao

>>16609915
P1 is the oficial /made it/ car

I wasn't kidding when I said Sergey already has a family office and private bankers. He used your money to fund his retirement. All for a useless shit token. Now even his dad shits on you plebs

>>16609804
so sergey's dad is one of those dads that wears his blue collar work shirt all day even after work. Even when his son buys him a lambo he goes into it with his facility manager ass shirt and his son inherited that exact autism.
This is actually bullish for Link if you think about it but I'm sure you wouldn't

>>16611999
I thought you were leaving for a few days or something. You couldn't resist could you, you little lifeless faggot. Nice get script.

>>16611999
And retard, did you not read the comment about how this was posted in 2016?

>>16612032
TOP KEK
>bingo
Every anon worth a fuck all on this board has posted in a make-it-thread talking about how they'll take care of their loved ones when their shitcorn moons.

If the Nazarov family wants to troll this board by posting OPs with pics of them posing in a Lambo they rented for a few months, MORE POWER TO THEM.

They can usher in the 4thIR and chew gum at the same time, you ungrateful fucking spergs.

>>16612043
Still no proof. I asked for a screenshot with the date. I don’t want to dox, just blur or crop the rest leaving just the upload date below. Nigger went radio silent. Post the date or are you really taking some random LARP as fact because you’re that much of a desperate retard?

>>16612103
Its BTC money you seething salty pansy

>>16612103
here u go faglord

>>16609804

DR;NB

>>16610098

He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny, pedophile, meth, twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole. when the verizon singular happens, everyone will know...."

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me. I'll wait for the singularity."

"How about this singularity marine!" He screams as a shit flies out onto your chest.

Retarded delusions creep your mind as the raw gas of his asshole makes your delirious, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

>>16610274

You deserve to have your head chopped off.

Pay attention closely, this is the faggot scamming chainlink team and their promoters. No one would suck these retards dicks as hard as themselves. They also shill and shit up every thread that isn't chainlink because they are parasitic cancer. See the organized collusion in obvious false facts? LOOK GOY, THE PRICE WILL BE X AND IT HAS TO BE, JUST HAS TO BE. They're forgetting the team's inepitude, competitors, anti-monopoly clauses, the current cloud of obscurity and the fact that chainlink has ripped and stolen all of its idea, marketing and is used paid promoters. See the message and how they repeat it over and over. It's obviously paid promotions. Who else would defend a shitcoin so religiously? All the time, constantly. The linker cries in pain as he shits up your board and forces his shitty memes down your throat and drags post quality down. Religions work in similiar ways and it's precisely this that is going to have the SEC kick in the fucking doors of their office. They are a cult and they have paid promoters posting over and over. It's like the DNC and Hillary all over again, they're trying to form groupthink here and I can't believe you guys fell for it. When are you fat faggot assholes going to fuck off from this board? Is a few rupees really mean that much to you to scam innocent NEETs of their hard-earned money. Just post the screenshots of Sirgay paying you already and we can report him to the SEC.

>>16612173
thats the lambo he bought his dad with the NXT scam. i wonder what he bought him this time with the LINK scam. probably a mcmansion

>>16612173
Are you friends with sergey in real life? Can you ask him what's taking so long?

>>16611999 (CHECKED)

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>>16612043
Btfo by >>16612173

>>16609804
LMAO. This is what your money gets you guys. While you were all praying for lambos buying into LINK, Sergey was BUYING lambos for his Daddy.

>>16612228
You fucking nigger faggot, I was agreeing with him, can you fucking read?

Sergey's Dad zips through traffic and does a screeching handbrake 180 into the parking lot all the while revving the engine. He then spins the car around once more as he hits the clutch and proceeds to hop out of the vehicle, vertical doors and all and tosses the cigarette to the ground, "Son! It's so good to see you, I just want to thank you and your "investors" for the car."

Sergey beams as smile back and scratches his beard, "you know what they say Dad", he chuckles, "you only raise money from the three Fs; fools, family and friends."

His Dad bursts into laughter and slaps his back as they begin walking along to the temporary Chainlink offices in downtown San Francisco. "But son, what will they say when you're spending so much money?"

"Well, I'm not spending the money" his son sheepishly grins. "The company is, based in the Caymen's, it's outside of US jurisdiction. We just vaccum up the money and drop it there, then we'll just keep piping it to you under your names so if they investigate me, they won't find anything. In fact, I haven't bought myself anything new, I still wear the same shirt day after day." He lifts up his jacket and the familiar plaid shirt is there.

"I see" his Father nods. "But you'll have to show, these i-investors, hahaha" he barely contains himself then wipes away a tear as he keeps laughing. "These investors, they'll want to see something."

"Easy. We hire temporary shills, well basically market promoters all across Asia and North America to keep marketing our token, it's an ever expanding market." And then, he pauses, "as for progress, we set-up some real easy APIs quoting prices and keep drawing out the timeline, so it looks like work is being done but it's not. We show up to some conferences and we never open up any offical offices, moving from here to there so that if anyone does come and knock, they'll see a bunch of wires everywhere and some weird programmers in the corner and then the next day, we just pick and move shop."

>>16612281
kek, you have a real talent for this

>>16612268
meant this fag >>16612103

>>16612173
Imagine the connections he already has.

>>16612281

His Dad wears an expression of approval and almost admiration. "You know in Russia, everything was about scheming and scamming. I almost got sent to the gulag for scamming the entire village outside of Leningrad. Ahh those were the days..."

"I know Dad, but things are different now. America is easy. They're fat pigs begging to be ripped off"

His Dad responds worringly, "but then the market will respond. If you're not actually doing work what will you do when rumors or "FUD" as you call it spreads?"

"This... is the best part Dad. I found a kleptomatic internet culture, essentially an entire internet board of people to parade around our token and market it for us. When people doubt us, they just say, "didn't read, never selling." They... actually belive it! They just keep spouting off "never selling!" They actually believe it Dad! Best of all, I convinced these idiots that this token was never meant for them and it was built for business to business scaling. That they were never supposed to discover it in the first place."

"Mhm... the same guys you talked to, to give them low prices on the ICO and hold the token so that they could spread it and reap in profits."

"Well, yeah Dad, that's how good scams work, you cut the profit a little bit each way so that everyone benefits. I even messaged the moderators and admins, they're called "jannies" and got them to look sideways for all the paid shilling and corruption, to spread the token further. Things are looking great Dad, I tell ya"

"Hmh, of course, now let's get some lobster and steak."

"You betcha, I already had three today."

>>16612281
Based.

>>16612281
LMAO, you have me wanting more.

>>16612307
Have another (you)
Keep going

>>16612307
Fuck me that pic is hilarious. 10/10

>>16610771
>>16610793
>>16610814
none of you will make it. You are letting a tatted self-absorbed drug addict with shit poetry live rent free in your heads.Go read some poetry you cringelords

>>16612458
She said I'm a crybaby, I can't be up lately
Girl, you drive me crazy, AMG Mercedes

>>16609861
Fucking topkek
Oh my God

>>16611684
lol you're fucked

>>16612494
my god you are so low iq if you actually like that shit, you’re definitely the kind to dox yourself if you are even capable of making it. Enjoy those memories of lil peepee lyrics when Slovakian gangsters are depriving you of sleep and sodomizing you intermittently.

>>16612307
Fake, they would have gotten mcdonalds

>>16612085
Sergey is already /ascended/. No wonder he is able to focus all of his energy into 4IR. He made it. Every else is just extra Big Mac sauce. Chainlink is his masterpiece. And Nothing is Beyond his Reach.

>>16612527
high IQ = reddit

>>16612573
checked I am so excited or all of you my god your lives are going to never be the same

>>16612281
>>16612307
My sides

>>16611999
>1 post by this fags ID

>>16609915
the electric one hammond crashed if i wanted fast or a merc or rolls if i wanted comfort

>>16611724
>hey what's that
>a masseratti
>the porn star?

>>16612307
Hahahahaha

>>16609940
who was phone

>>16610362
Literally who gives a shit? You own some pixels in some arcade racing cringegame, it doesnt have anything in common with a real Zonda

>>16609915
One of these.

>>16609936
This

>>16609915
Whatever, I just need a car. I would like something like Focus ST first. Then maybe something faster.

>>16609804
Oh my God. Sergey was supposed to make me rich by now. FUCK!!!

They arrive in the offices, Sergey flings his coat and throws it in the corner. "Pick up wagie!"

"Yes Master" a kowtow employee humblly slinks off to pick it up.

"You should've seen the guy who tweeted that dumbass MOAB token tweet, I nearly beat his ass." Just then, Sergey's phone rings, "yes, yes... yes... no..."

"What was that about?"

"The guys from gravel coin called me asking for free link, I told them to buy it off binance."

"Binance"

"It's a chink exchange that I network with. They help handle the money laundering. We sell tokens over the counter from wallets we recycled from the ICO."

"This is much- much too complicated for me son."

"It's simple. Before we ICO'ed I made some threads and recruited some guys. I then fudded other tokens and paid Indians to promote it over the internet. We had the ICO then recycled funds back into it to make it pump. Theoretically we sold 35% but it was probably closer to half, maybe even a quarter, I don't remember the numbers."

"Ah, the classic distraction. Like a magician you lure your targets away from the trick."

"Exactly. By making it seem highly in-demand and creating false group-think, we made it seem many more people buying than they actually were. Then we needed money, we contacted the exchange, shuffled the tokens through there and got the funds. In exchange they got discounted prices and we made money."

"I see... and Google?"

"Same process. Bribe the devs with tokens, assure them a pump will happen then we contacted Coinbase and told them if we got a major company to mention us they would list us. Hey! Hey, give me the big mac, now god damn it!"

An employee scurries to hand Sergey a big mac, unwrapped and ready.

>>16610421
Cringe

>>16612192
>thats the lambo he bought his dad with the NXT scam
Sergey had nothing to do with NXT.
He was part of a dex based on NXT, (which was never monetized) and dropped out after disagreements with the lead dev.

Sergey has been heavily into crypto from very early on, he's been rich for many years now.

>>16610421
>rhyming boy with boy with boy with boy
the absolute state of mainstream music

"But Sergey, we are going to go to the restau-"

"Nonsense. I eat at all times and do what I want, hey, blow."

An employee scurries over the Sergey and his Father with a mirror loaded with glistening white lines and two shot glasses.

"Ah, classic Russian snack. Don't mind if I do" he says as he picks up a small cut straw. A loud and an almost snorting sound comes from Sergey's Father as he tilts his head back and comically begins to swallow. "Good shit. Nostrovia!"

"Nostrovia." They gulp down the shots and smash them on the ground. "Pick it up wagie! Anyway, let me give you a tour." They proceed to walk around the cramped offices.

"So when are you going to pull the plug?"

"Well the money machine just keeps going. To be honest, I don't even know what the fuck oracles are."

"Here's what I don't understand. If it's a good making machine, there's sure to be Jews and Russians and sometimes both in the mix."

"Oh they are. Chinks too. There's this twinked out meth-head named Vitalik. He blew me off because he saw through me and he refused bribes because he has his own scam going."

"The guy you're developing for?"

"Well... it's complicated. I promised investors, hahaha, I love saying that word. Investors... anyways, I promsied them something something, derivatives, basically data would go through us for a stock exchange."

"Why?"

"Because, they're stupid. Just connect big words together. Blockchain agnostic. Smart contract oracles. Decentralized node protocols. And bam you have money!"

"Huh, let me try... mhmm... Real time node operators..."

"Hahaha, you got it Pops! It's easy."

>>16613725
kek

>>16610098
>>16612173
I belive youre an insider. Are you invested in link? Do you anything else to share?

>>16609851
porsches seem to be better than anything else if you want a sports car

>>16609804
BUMP please make more memes about French boy toilet time livestream thanks sirss

>>16610773
Literally every big city in Europe looks like this

>>16609915
The same truck I already bought: A CyberTruck

>>16613697
>>16613709
>>16612527
Respect the legend. Even if you hate him, you can't deny his influence.

>>16614514
never even heard of him you fucking white nigger, literally kill yourself

>>16614548
>never even heard of him you fucking white nigger, literally kill yourself

>>16609804
im so excited for you guys

>>16614551
here, listen to good music for once faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iBbCvJu3Q

>>16614566
aphex twin is crap but
>>16614514 this guy is a nigger

>>16614566
ok boomer

>>16614576
tell me one artist with more skill than aphex twin, he sets trends literally decades before other electronic music artists use them

>>16614594
Kanye Omari West, simple as.

>>16614617
is a jew puppet, not a musician

>>16614625
God you must be an incel

>>16614629
said the mainstream normie

>>16614635
Most people never actually listen to his discography, you included. You hear some stuff on the radio, see some stuff on the TV and that's what you use to base your opinion. Because you're a simpleton boomer. You said you respect Aphex Twin because he set trends years ahead of the curve, that's exactly what Kanye did again and again.

>>16614645
the only reason for mainstream music is to brainwash people, its obvious, open your eyes.

>>16614514
unironically one of the few degenerates rappers that is worth listening

>>16614666
no thanks satan

>>16609896

How many more scam does have to happen in world to completely lose trust in this crap?
Will people be able to perpetually scam mass of people like this or there will come point where collective human intelligence reaches level that would be really hard to pull scams like this?

>>16615725
Learn to write english faggot, opinion discarded

>>16614594
Tipper

Just bought myself a lambo. We're all gonna make it brahs.

>>16615725
>talks about intelligence
>Doesn't get a single sentence right
Yes, I'm thinking you are part of the problem brainlet

>>16612032
XD