/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16607429
It went fine, Jonny reminded everyone that the Google partnership isn't fuddable. Staking coming when it's ready.

>>16607439
There is any video of the full event?

>>16607429
I was there, it was horrible. Sergay was covered in sweat the whole presentation. He was even stopped once and offered a towel. Same slides but this time he only got through half of them, maybe it’s because he was answering some questions from the audience, maybe it was because he was stuttering like a pot head. Good luck holding this through the new year, i’m out.

>>16607471
He's too drained from doing all the coke and having foursomes with hookers

Delete

>>16607484
Makes sense. Probably why he was so sweaty.

>>16607471
Can confirm, I saw sergey hitting what looked to be a crack pipe when i went for a piss. He was smoking it while at the urinal and didn’t even acknowledge my presence even though I kept looking at his dick (very small btw). It looked like an old sausage link that skinned. Weird guy. Prob gonna sell

>>16607447
https://www.pscp.tv/ChainlinkMeetup/1YqxodQqArMKv

The event showed what they said they would show, nothing more. You can skip Johann's presentation as it's the same thing we already know. The Google Cloud presentation was well done but not so interesting for us. Johnny's presentation was a bit boring but some nice tidbits inside. Generally pretty bullish. I gotta say AB did deliver with this community meetup.

>>16607429
The event was lackluster so we all dogpiled onto an article about Sergey instead.

>>16607503
Really he didn’t acknowledge you? I was there and when I went into the bathroom, Sergey was standing behind me, leaning against the sinks. He was grunting loudly and wouldn’t stop squeezing his crotch. I tried to pee but nothing would come out, so I just awkwardly zipped up and got the fuck out

>>16607510
did AB even speak at the event?

>>16607429
the contract didnt work, it was a complete shitshow. its literally over for this premined shittoken

>>16607510
Ass blaster?

>>16607555
Checked

>>16607429

Nothing.

Google is in no way "partnered" with Chainlink.

Chainlink simply happens to use one of Google's services/tools.

Google is probably not even aware of their existence.

>>16607429
catch up grandpa link is last years shitcoin

>30 minutes into video
>he is explaining what bigquery is and how to make sql queries still
I thought this was supposed to be about chainlink, all this guy is doing is promoting google cloud

>>16607697
Barely understandable french guy spends another 30 minutes talking about nothing and ends it with a demo of a smart contract making a http request. FUCKING LOL. You niggers really think that making a http request is groundbreaking technology?

>>16607559
antonio brown

>>16607966

>>16607982
What a nigger

>>16607471
he got a little tipsy at the open bar nearby he paid for. i told him i was an investor and he kept saying 'good. good. thats great.' Later on he came by and said 'you should buy more' and was kind of laughing and looking around as he walked away.

>>16607898
Third guy shills hit business of making hedging smart contracts for people and only charging a small fee. Then he goes on to explain how he wastes tons of money using google cloud to make everything more complicated.

>>16608205
>>16607982
>>16607898
>>16607697
If you’re going to samefag can you at least try?

>>16608225
I'm pretty sure the last guys demo failed. I lost interest at this point.

>>16608259
>I lost interest at this point.
>spams the thread with his profound wisdom
What did you mean by this?

Didn’t Whale Killer say that the presentation was going to pump the price? He’s one of the faggots that got caught lying and LARPing numerous times and market dumped on bagholders too. Looks like him and the discord faggots were planning to dump again.

Also 3 years of nothing burgers. That presentation had 0 relation to Google being interested or partnering with them.

>>16608291
>Whale Killer
confirmed larper since first thread
people still falling for this deserve to lose their money

>>16607604
Still denying the blog post....
The holocaust didn't happen.

>>16608281
How many LINK do you have?

>>16608308
He had a bunch of ATH bagholders high off hopium that this presentation would pump it. Also said the dumps were 100% governments crashing BTC to suppress LINK, while being hunted by said governments. Was the funniest and saddest shit I’ve read around here in a while.

>>16608359
6.3k

>>16608291
Sorry guys, the clintonbots forced the demo to fail which would have had a HUGE exciting reveal at the end. Trust the plan. We're still having a merry linkmas and the news will be delivered tomorrow instead.

>>16608383
God's speed.

>>16608010
t. had his back jacked on

Whole meetup was one big nothingburger circlejerk. Pretty much what the last year has been

>>16608384
you are the big gay

>>16608384
Get the fuck out of here you larping douche

>>16607429
It was the first meetup of the Belgium community, nothing official.

>>16607471
>>16607503

I acually love you guys and feel connected to you on some 21d metameme level

>>16607429
>>16607471
I was at the Google Cloud event this week. At one point Sundar Pichai called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we couldn't see his facial expressions. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Pichai in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after Pichai left due to being frustrated from the btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this point, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his hand with his mouth, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

>>16607429
there's not much money to make in the price ticker market

>>16607429
Nobody paid attention as all the weaponized autism were channeled in destroying the janni from the event. Jonny the horse obsession one cracked me up

wasnt this the one?

>>16610181
Hah. Keep "hodling" bud. Definitely happening tonight, or next week, or in a month or two. Definitely. Hah.

>>16607429
What I found interesting is when he asked the room “How many of you have HEARD of smart contracts?” After scanning the room he replied “Ok, so about half.”
>fucking HALF
>HALF the people attending a GOOGLE CLOUD demonstration have only HEARD of smart contracts
Many of these tech nerds have never even heard of this industry we are all so well versed in. The “we are so fucking early” meme is not a fucking meme. Smart contracts still have a possibility of falling flat and fizzling out, but if they dont... $1k could legitimately be FUD.

>>16608384
How many fucking times do I have to tell you newfags? Whalekillers tripcode is “PhysicsHacker”. This should be common knowledge here. If you are going to LARP at least try to make it a little bit believable.

>>16607429
>passcode CL777

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