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What jobs do physics majors usually take?

>>16607090
Larp as a flat-earther and shill pseudoscience for a living

>>16607090
Anon weren't you posting a smug AMA yesterday?

>>16607090
make a podcast that is just making various grunting noises and banging on rocks for 10 minutes every day
get a really nice microphone setup too, don't cheap out on it
Good luck!

>>16607103
>Quantitative Analyst jobs at Big banks
>Machine Learning Engineers at Big Tech Companies
>Management Consultants at Big Consultants
>Senior Research Fellow at Ive League tier unis

Yeah, those are the main professions based on my LinkedIn

>>16607120
I think there are some copy cat larpers around here. I basically don’t have a job and want to kms everyday. Self improvement is impossible when I literally cannot see anything in my life getting better

>>16607090
>Posting this daily

Outta here with your psyop, fag

>>16607090
we've already had this thread anon more than once, try again with a new idea tomorrow

why aren't you working in some lab? physics grads in my country make 80k

>>16607220
I couldn’t get a job in my own lab. My prof ghosted me several times when I asked

>>16607090
>Tfw this pic is literally me
>Except I didn't study on a top 100 university ley alone a top 10
At least I don't have loans either, that's something

>>16607090
don't worry there are plenty of brainlets with phds is physics. just don't mention it in your CV, boom case solved

>>16607260
Yeah if I don’t mention my PhD in my CV I’ll have a 6 year unemployment gap

See what you did /biz/? You bit hard the first time this LARP appeared, now he's back

>>16607285
Ok tell me why you think this is a larp. I’m starting to think shills are actively stopping my posts because it’s too damning

>>16607296
do you at least have link stack anon?

>>16607296
Because everyday faggots come to this board to claim they're something they're not, this is no different. Post your PhD with a timestamp incel

>>16607090
Work at Amazon. They'll literally hire anyone. After a year or two, get into management.

>>16607338
I did and then the thread got deleted

>>16607358
For fucks sake stop recommending these companies. They’re fucking impossible to get into without knowing algorithms and data structure at the back of your hand and doing 1000 leetcode problems by memory

I tried and it made me want to kms even more.

>>16607360
So post it now faggot

>>16607370
I mean at one of their fulfillment centers

I don't understand the "too overqualified for entry level jobs" meme, can't you just leave the PhD off your resume if you are applying at McShitters?

>>16607370
WAHHHHH YOU DONT WANT TO BE A CODE MONKEY WAHHHHHH

>>16607396
See this
>>16607280

Your only option of getting a high paying job without working your way up would be to hook up with some rich old dude on grindr and suck his dick

>>16607382
kek

>>16607403

Just say you went to school for those years (which is true) but leave off the PhD so it looks like you just failed to finish the degree. Entry levels jobs won't even give a fuck, they will just be happy you aren't a convict.

>>16607428
>which is true
No, its not

>>16607441

Well it is for OP

>>16607403
If you really do have a physics PhD you definitely could get a job in finance. You’re problem solving, critical thinking, and math aptitude is way higher than everyone else . Guaranteed some small finance shop would hire you and train you up

>>16607458
>what is a LARP
how new are you?

welp, looks like its time for you to become a highschool teacher op.

I just got the very definition of a wageslave job. This after spending all my savings on a collage degree which so far has been proven worthless. Gonna try to get an actual degree while simultaneously wagecucking, so basically either work or study every single day. If dubs I will end up dying from a heart attack.

>>16607469
kek

>>16607466

I don't know whether OP is larping or not, but it doesn't have to be a larp, it's a pretty fucking common situation these days

>>16607463
Yeah tried that. People just don’t want to work with me either because of my autism or dead personality

>>16607469
I got rejected from applying to work as a teacher. It’s a regulated industry. I don’t know why people think it’s “easy” to become a teacher...

>>16607558
>LARPing to strangers on the internet
>autistic dead personality
At least youre self-aware

>>16607220
he doesn’t know anything about physics and somehow scammed or bullshitted inti the degree (supposedly) and nobody who knows their shit is interested. Blatantly clear when he tries to explain anything technical.

>>16607141
>my larp was revealed as a larp so now I have to blame copycats
kill yourself

>>16607565
apply for physics teacher positions across the usa. im talking even atlanta. if u cant get that do teach for america or the peace corps. id u have a clean record and a phd u will get a job

>>16607141
Have you tried emailing places you'd like to work at to see if you can get work from them, free or not? I had a friend who did this after graduating (with a B.S.) and taking a half of year off to sleep. He asked to volunteer at a Plasma physics lab, and upon meeting the director.

>>16607401
Dude, Amazon, Google, and Facebook are the Ivy leagues of tech companies. You really have to know your shit to work there as the problems they make you do in the interview are DIFFICULT.

>>16607090
Biochem here. Finance will welcome you with open arms. Just take a ground level starter and move toward where you want to be.

You won't get an analyst position off the bat, but they buy low and sell high. That includes hr

>>16607090
Start by reading Miles Mathis. His physics papers that is, not his conspiracy theories. Then write your own atomic modelling software and sell it directly to industry or use it along with ML to discover a patent.