/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16606971
No

No

>>16606971
anorexic boy

>>16606971
My family and close friends know I trade/invest crypto, they don't know what my portfolio consists of, or its size. I tend to downplay it as more of a hobby.

>>16606971
rule numero uno
nevah let no one know
how much dough you hol'
cuz you know
the cheddah breed jealousy specially.

>>16606971
I discuss it with a friend at work who also invests

>>16606971
I trust my girlfriend and my mother enough to let them know where my seed phrases are. In almost nine years not a single cent has been lost. They won't even ask me to lend them money.

My mom does my taxes so she knows but that's it.

>>16606971
Of course not. If it goes down, they'll think I'm a retard. If it goes up, they'll want a piece of the pie

>>16607044
>trust your gf with seed phrase
jfc pls be troll

I dont even trust myself with my private key so i don't save them anywhere

My girlfriend suspects I hold bitcoin due to me going on about it a handful of times when it’s come up. I’ve considered mentioning Link a few times but know I shouldn’t.

>>16606971
jesus man, no

>>16606971
My parents know I have crypto. I hold 3k link for them. They dont know how much I own.

>>16607013
The chin, hands, luggage, bedroom, all suggest you are correct.

>>16607044
You should thrust your mother, but not you girlfriend.

>>16607013
>>16607957
very cute boy tho, would fug

>>16607968
Oedipal

I have my seed phrase tattood on my dick since nobody will ever see it

>>16606971
No.

I told my wife I have 1BTC in a hard wallet.

But I actually have 50,000 stinks.

>>16606971
Why would anyone tell a woman about their portfolio? You’d just be overburdening them, giving them information they don’t understand and will frighten them. Women don’t have the necessary background to understand investing or the financial markets.

I tell mine what I want for dinner. When we go out I tell here where we will be going. We talk about the children and I tell her what she should be doing to rear them properly. She sometimes talks about her day but I don’t take much interest, which she knows but it is a good outlet for her.

Since she is not a degenerate new age trash female she prefers it this way. She has no desire to know about the family investments because trusts me, as the patriarch of the family, to manage them properly.