/biz/ - Business & Finance

650 million LINK held by one guy

>>16597824
Thank you sirs for doing the needful

>>16597824
>dents in the wall
SCUFFED VENUE

>periscope
really

>>16597838
>non-Schott glass lenses on the cameras
Come on now Sergey.

STREAM IS DOWN WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

>>16597877
Sergey choked him out.

>>16597877

can confirm

>>16597877
Those 7s....

>>16597877
The event only starts in an hour, calm your uterus.

>>16597824
This shit is going to tank so hard when it's the same presentation lol

>the questions in the Q&A website
fucking laughing my ass off
holy kek

>>16597877
HOLY FUCK THEY'RE EXIT SCAMMING ITS OVER

>>16597906
7s indeed

>>16597914
anon:
>why does Sergey always begin his presentations with the same basic explanation of Chainlink?

also anon:
>Chainlink isn't needed, you can just google the price of ETH

>>16597925
LMFAO THIS EVERYONE CHECK THE QUESTIONS AHAHAHAHHAA

>>16597925
What website is that?

>>16597953
kek

>>16597959
https://pigeonhole.at/CL777/

>>16597967
LMFAO IM IN TEARS

fuck me dead lmao
>/biz/ Representative

>>16597972
Thanks, downvoted all.

yeah i'm thinkin its over

Ask him about his 700kg logs that he dumps on his hungry little investors....

>creamy dreamy

>>16598001
LMFAO

>>16597937
Omfg

>>16597967
lel

>>16598001

>>16598001
which one of you degenerate faggots was it goddamnit

>>16598001
this is exactly why sergey is exist scamming

>>16598001
And u ruined three years of hold pol

they deleted all the funny ones, jesus i was cracking up at some of those

Someone should say there that assblaster = Blythe Masters

Guys can we get my question to the top. I think it's important.

*flush*

>>16598100
OMG ITS BESIDE THE TOILETS AGAIN???
ITS FUCKING OVER.

Asking the important questions

Any of you cucks on here actually know the answer to the third question? The one with the chicken egg value guarantee shit? Unironically sounds like a problem that has to be solved before 1k eoy becomes reality

Why isn't the god damn stream live

>>16598132
>from karen
I had a good chuckle anon

>>16598100
wew lad that's kinda... small... for a major announcement?

>>16598155
starts in 1 hr

WER STREAM

>>16598169
wtf I thought it was 12 est

>>16598164
this

Remember to use all 200 character and put the pun before thanking the organizers. This way it will take more time to the jannie read each post, defeating him forever

where'd it go

>>16598100
Jesus Christ google put them in the basement next to the janitors area next to the fucking toilets again, I can’t believe I put so much money into this scam. GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY YOU FAT FUCKING RUSSIAN CON ARTIST.

>>16598098
goddamnit karen

And don't forget guize, /biz/ mods are part of the link scamerino.

>>16598091
Nulinker retard.

>>16598205
Google didnt put them anywhere. Anyone can book these rooms. I wouldn't anticipate any serious announcement at this venue when Sergey isnt present.

>>16597824
except its not ?

When corner

>>16598164
There won't be any announcements, this has nothing to do with Google other than being co-hosted by a GCP community group.

haha price is dumping

>>16598444
trips of truth

My frens here on /biz/ never fail to make me laugh hahahahhahahaha

10 minutes!

Live

Does anyone remember the CU Meater thread? That was one of the funniest fucking things I've ever witnessed.

Nice gay porn music they got going.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>Break with pizzas
Kek

>good structural questions
lmao

fudders BTFO1

>Nothing burger and already dumping AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

by god I am so excited for you guys!

RENTED ROOM ON THE BASEMENT OF GOOGLE HQ NEXT TO THE TOILETS AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS NOTHING BURGER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ITS LITERALLY OVER FOR THIS SHITCOIN

>>16597824
it doesnt work you fucking nigger

I thought this talk had nothing to do with Google Cloud?

>>16598667
It doesn't. It's about thicc query

>>16598662
Here, you mindless pleb https://www.pscp.tv/w/1YqxodQqArMKv?q=Chainlink

Next time try using the search function

>that dutch accent tho
bullish

>>16598637
how? They are literally announcing nothing
All they're saying is we try to help companies implement google things. Except if you look at the company he works for they have 0 experience with implementing blockchain solutions. They literally have "implement google hangouts" on their "resume" lmfao

Even more of a nothingburger than the ama on the 11th this month because rory actually told everyone that staking is quite a ways of in less words than that. They outlined that in order to let staking come out certain things have to line up and it has to be timed right.
What you should have understood from that was staking is not coming out this month, not coming out Q1, maybe Q3/Q4 2020 but no fucking way that it's comingout earlier so "it's ready when it's ready". That is what us non morons understood and why we sold at 0.0003. it will take you laggards a bit to catch up and start selling aswell so link will hit 0.00015 again somewhere this or next month, at which point it's time to rebuy.

>>16597824
brought to you by sergey's mom's basement

THIS IS THE GUY THAT SHILLED CHAINLINK IN GOOGLE CLOUD'S TWITTER, A LITERAL STUTTERING POTHEAD. DEFINITELY NOT A PAID SHILL BY SERGEY

So why are they using a streaming service that's so underused that it only has 1000 followers on Twitter? This thing is shit

USE CASE: BELGIAN FOOTBALL

heard it here first boys

fuck

i'm selling

>>16598680
>thicc query
Big Beautiful Query

>>16597937
>>16598011
>omfg the number 7

>>16598724
periscope really feel off when Americans stopped rioting after Cville

>>16598605
I was Bräpp S. Niffer
https://blogs.gartner.com/avivah-litan/2019/07/23/google-in-blockchain/

>>16598687
that quality is shit tier.
literally 10 days till 2020. and the fucking plebs couldnt do a 1080p livestream all at a google hq belgium anything under 1gbps connection is laughable

>>16598737
>post ends in 7

Stream
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1YqxodQqArMKv

https://www.reddit.com/r/LINKTrader/comments/ebh8rp/dev_wallet_just_transferred_500k_link/

What did they mean by this?

is quality scuffed for anyone else

>>16598770
The guy streaming said in telegram there are too many devices connected to the building's public wifi and therefore the quality is greatly reduced

>>16598770
yes

>>16598770
Its VHS you zoomer. Deal with it

>>16598767
Bless Sergey for only dumping 500k this time, he is so generous. We are not worthy of him.

Nigga this boring

I don't know why people are expecting any new news from this talk. Apparently this was organized by the community to begin with.

>>16598615
how do you know?

google cloud logo is literally the chainlink logo with color

>>16598767
thats the payment for the rented room

this sucks

Anything worthwhile discussed or should I not even bother watching this tonight?

>>16598812
An official Chainlink team member (Jonny) is going to give a presentation with a Question and Answers round afterwards. So far Q&A have been the best source of info for us

Alright is this the guy? who's gonna do the bit?

>>16598826
made by the same fivver pajjeto

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the fuck is this mexican

ANOTHER STUTTERING POTHEAD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS TOO GOOD LMAO IM FUCKING DYING

JOHAAAAAAAAAANNNN SAVE US!!

god why is johan always such a bumbling idiot

>>16598841
you'd be better off dipping your face in acid.
This shit is slow and nothing new what so ever!
$1eoy

>>16598709
Fuck off they will present a live demo. With derivates. Kys nolinker

OH NO FUCK OFF ITS NOT THE SAME SLIDES COME ON

>>16598858
He's french

>>16598861
I can barely understand him with those croutons in his mouth

SAME FUCKING SLIDES. FUCK THIS RUSSIAN SCAM. I FUCKING FELL FOR IT

it's the same fucking introductory thing
nice job linktards, you can go back to sleep now

god I'm so fucking excited for everyone

Its gonna be the same slides lmao I still never selling that's what happens when you join a cult LOL /biz is turning me schizo

SAME OLD TALK, SAME OLD SLIDES, THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT THIS TIME ITS ON A RENTED ROOM AT GOOGLE HQ.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS RUSSIAN SCAM

He's coming up on stage wtf is going on

>>16598874
>>16598877
>the problem is
>SAME SLIDES
I am fucking financially ruined

THIRD PARTY TRACTION MY HUGE NUTS

>>16598874
>>16598876
>>16598877
>>16598883
The only reason to be excited for this presentation today are the questions and the derivatives live demo

>>16598885
He wanted to check his porn bookmarks

>>16598826
>google cloud logo is literally the chainlink logo with color
>OMG GUISE SAME 6 SIDED SHAPE

"community" tries to pump their bags with a shitshow only for sergay to dump, sad.

>>16598874
>>16598876
>>16598877
>>16598883
>>16598887
anon:
>why do they always begin his presentations with the same basic explanation of Chainlink?

also anon:
>Chainlink isn't needed, you can just google the price of ETH

>same fucking slides
BULLISH

Johann is awful

i'ts not even CL, it's LP plz

>>16598858
When you have a presentation on 4IR at 8 and need to be at the construction site at 10... with those Timberland boots...

so glad i sold this piece of shit at $3

Did Johan really not have any shoes other than fucking Timberland niggerboots?

johan is effay af with those timbs

guys i dont know why you hate the slides, i really like them....

>>16598812
o no no no no
AHAHAHAHA

They should've put john in the flannel.

>>16598911
Johann’s real job is rebuilding Nortre Dame

>>16597914
>>16598867
>>16598874
>>16598876
>>16598877
>>16598883
>>16598887
>>16598900
Maybe next time read the schedule.
It's been up for literal months you absolute tards.

we're dumping

>>16598909
>>16598916
this is niels, the guy that came before him and the one that wrote the google cloud's blog post about chainlink

IMAGINE thinking this guy has any skin in the game. a fucking stuterring pothead no older than 30. i wonder how much sergey paid this guy to write that article

>that repulsive accent
jesus christ this is pathetic

>>16598916
you never see anybody dress like an adult in these presentations

>>16598937
Why does this Paris shit not stop.. MAKE IT STOP

>>16598954
Denim jeans, pockets protruding, very disrespectful!

>>16598944
FUD https://cloud.google.com/blog/products/data-analytics/building-hybrid-blockchain-cloud-applications-with-ethereum-and-google-cloud

>>16598944
That's Niels Buekers.
The guy who wrote the Google Cloud blog is Allen Day.

Thanks for trying though.

>>16598944
Allen day wrote the blog post

>>16598944
kinda bummed i missed that talk

>>16598954
No one wants to wear some tight ass dress shirt tucked in and looking like a NPC

>>16598944
Alan Day wrote the blogpost dummy

Honestly, I've seen this shit enough I could probably give the presentation

COMPUTE THE CODES

>>16598986
real talk lmao

>>16598986
this lmao

>>16598986
>Honestly, I've seen this shit enough I could probably give the presentation

>>16598970
>>16598983
who

>>16598986
Hey, think about being an advocate, and I'm not kidding, that's literally the only thing you need lmao

>>16598986
see >>16598934

>>16598966
>>16598970
this man here

>>16598986
yea same

>>16599001
>exposing yourself to 4channers

>>16599015
>who are these node operators? we have linkpool we have chainlink
CENTRALIZED SHITTOKEN SCAM

>>16599034
There are 19 more nodes in that particular feed he's showing lmao.

>>16598972
i understand that. i'm probably older than most here. if i were to hold a presentation at fucking google i'd make sure i look my best. and i suppose these kids make enough money to buy well fitting clothes. whatever, disregard my boomer talk

>>16599034
Bro... Relax

STOP SHILLING YOUR SNX BAGS JOHANN FUCK YOU

>>16598986
Why the fuck do you keep watching it then? Just do other things

HE SAID CHAINLINK AND HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS
PUMP IT

Fuck I slept in. Top link isn't working for me, is it over?

>>16599044
You don't like seeing men wear tight pants so you can see their small bulge while at the same time turning them into a low testosterone nu-male because of the testicle constriction?

YOU JUST USE CHAINLINK

>You don't create your own oracles, you use chainlink
Ok this is based

193 people connected to the live stream...bullish

>>16597824
Nothingburger

>190 watchers
all biz autists. literally no one else cares

>>16599066
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1YqxodQqArMKv

>>16599066
>>16599067
>>16599068
>>16599069
four posts in a row, /biz/ must be dead outside this thread lmao

>>16599066
https://www.pscp.tv/ChainlinkMeetup/1YqxodQqArMKv

I could present a more exciting and shorter TLDR presentation that won’t take 3 fucking hours with baguette breath and the same fucking slides

Should I join the LINK team anons? I’ve heard these slides so many times I could just TLDR this and hype this boring presentation shit up.

>>16598890
>>16598987
>>16599064
kys and let the big boys talk

>STAKE
STAKE
>STAKE
STAKE
>STAKE
STAKE
>STAKE
STAKE
>STAKE
STAKE
>STAKE
STAKE

>>16599077
down from 300 at the start lol

Zwitch to ze computer

>I WON’T GO INTO CHEESE RIGHT NOW IT’S TOO LONG

>>16598996
>>16599015
>>16599006
>>16599001

very easy to use!

>>16599084
are you carlos matos? please be carlos matos

>>16599089
Lunch hour ended. Back to waging

no internet? Is this real life?

NO INTERNET

OMG guys it can tell you the price of ETH then the internet shuts down.
$1000eoy

>>16599044
Okay boomer

>>16599102
>carlos matos
I can be Carlos matos, I’ll hype the fuck out of the room like a Trump rally and this will pump all our bags guaranteed

These skinny mumbling potheads need to step up ffs my life saving depend on this

HE SAID "NOT REAL MONEY"

sell sell sell

Omg it's slowly hitting me the absolute vaporware shit coin that I have invested 80% of my money in, GOD help me.

This is FUCKING AMATEUR HOUR. How in the hell did that buffoon Johann get hired? Terrible, just terrible

9$ for price of ETH xD

>>16599133
its ropsten chainlink to be fair

What did he just say about Solidity?
Did he say he doesn’t like it?

dumping 700k

>>16599125
he also said that using a link token isn't important then price doesn't matter

God I'm going to die

god damn i could have sold at 3.5 at least

json parser name-dropped ??

JASON PARSER MENTIONED

ITS OVER LINKIES

Shout out to Jason Parser

Fire this retard can barely understand wtf he is saying...

>>16599159
> "huh a ponzi scam? Nah could never happen to me. What's that i can be a millionaire in a year or two without doing ANYTHING?? sign me up and take my life savings!"

Short and sweet, good stuff.

kek, json parser

PIZZAS

WATER I NEED WATER
FUCKIN KEK

>I need waturr

PIZZA TIME
PIZZA TIME
PIZZA TIME
PIZZA TIME
PIZZA TIME
PIZZA TIME

NOT THIS AGAIN

VATER

>>16599170
thats cause hes a stuterring pothead. did you expect anything different from a crypto scam?

they say anything about libra?

>>16599194
Libra is a KNOWN scam

FUCK MY LIFE I REALLY WISH I SOLD AT $4.00 I GOT FUCKING MEEMD BY BIZ FUCKK YOUUUU FUCK MY LIFEEE

Linkpool stuff with Johnny could still be legit...these beats are kind of catchy ha

just gg chainlink, you have sucked /biz/ bros dry

>>16599170
Speaking multiple languages helps a lot in Europe.

DECENTRALIZED FREDDO BARS

wtf how do i fast forward this shit

>>16599194
That garbage fell off before it even got on

>>16599219
Half the audience didn't know what smart contracts were. We are so deep in this but those slides are needed. Even crypto big shots just "don't get it".

But yeah, now the interesting stuff (for us) after the background is out of the way.

lmao the q&a code is cl777. top memers

>>16599194
He's a mad genius, thats what.

>>16599044
do you truly not understand how retarded you sound when you air these opinions?

19k chainlink and comfy. Pump it!

>>16599237

Its live yo, they will be back in like 20 min

>>16597824
I'M GONNA MOOC
IM GOING TO MOOC

hahahahahaahahhaahah I cant believe y.. y.. you really thought
hahahahahha oh nonono
Stream, up? hahahahahahah

MOOCQED

Y-You told me derivates
Hoe many nothingburgers before staking?

>>16599246
they are def browsing this board i guess sergey spec. told them to use this password

This is just pathetic. Future of finance and data trade my ass. Cya at $0.80

WEN CORNER

>>16599263


See >>16598934

>>16599243

FFS I thought I was early 3 years ago...its really starting to feel like I'm still that early although the halving is coming soon and BTC will be under fiat inflation rates. stock to flow has been an excellent indicator

it's all so tiresome

>>16599292
>See >>16598934
see what?

It's 20:02...they have not announced staking

>>16599297
this. We’re still insanely early. Crypto is a joke right now

the highlight of this meetup is the pizza. and I don't get to have any. FUCK

>>16599288
soon

>>16599318
actually this, should've sent all stream viewers a free pizza.

>>16599314
Yep, we're really, really early. John Wolpert is good to follow for perspective on this: https://twitter.com/jwolpert

>another nothingburger

Well time to dump to $1.50

was that snarky puppy playing? nice

>>16599297
>>16599314
>>16599243
doesnt mean anything desu.
people attending at the evemt are probably broader IT industry wagecucks: devs, it salespeople, etc..

them going to one evening at a meetup like this and telling their bosses or execs something about this new technology to look on further is 1000x more useful than autistic suicidal neets with 300 links stacks rotting away on this board for years, refreshing catalog 10h a day, hoping their allowance money makes them a millionaire by doing literally nothing and providing no value

>>16599307
Sorry, I guess I was responding to the "derivatives" question.

They're demonstrating a futures contract at 8:35

>>16599336
>If you're not generating revenue after 1 year. It's just a hobby, not a business.
Mark Cuban

it's dumping...
again

wtf of bad karma do I have to have found a potencially logic investment logic under all the points of wiev but that it's in a wrong timeframe (post 2017) nd it never moons

wtf of punishment is this? who have I tortured in a past life?

>>16599369
this

>>16599381
mark cuban is a retarded nocoiner

Linkpool is about to come on

>>16599402
I'm about to coooooom on

there has to be a reason why literally every conference is exactly the same, they are either withholding information due to NDA's or they've actually been stuck in limbo for 2 years. fuckin rediculous.

>>16599391

HEEEEEERES JOHNNY

Johnny is waiting for Tycho to finish ahahaha

>>16599425
the 4th industrial revolution wont get built in a day, how long did it take for the internet to go mainstream?

sell if you want

>>16599436
I can’t wait that long. The poor didn’t get smartphones until after 2010

>>16599381

Who?

Has anyone made a norf for jonny?

WE WAS FOUNDED

WE ARE FUCKING MOONING!!

>WE WAS FOUNDED AS A COMPANY
>WE WAS THE FIRST COMPANY
>WE WAS
WE WUZ LINKIES
>W

>>16599381
Well that's the great thing, Sergey timed the ICO perfectly and can subsidise bootstrapping the network for some time.

As growth in the information technology sector stabilized, companies consolidated; some, such as Amazon.com, eBay, and Google gained market share and came to dominate their respective fields. The information technology industry came to more closely resemble other sectors of the economy, albeit with still a faster growth rate and higher valuations than other sectors. There are now many information technology companies ranked at the top of the Fortune 500.

In a 2015 book, venture capitalist Fred Wilson, who funded many dot-com companies and lost 90% of his net worth when the bubble burst, said about the dot-com bubble:

A friend of mine has a great line. He says "Nothing important has ever been built without irrational exuberance". Meaning that you need some of this mania to cause investors to open up their pocketbooks and finance the building of the railroads or the automobile or aerospace industry or whatever. And in this case, much of the capital invested was lost, but also much of it was invested in a very high throughput backbone for the Internet, and lots of software that works, and databases and server structure. All that stuff has allowed what we have today, which has changed all our lives... that's what all this speculative mania built.[51]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dot-com_bubble

we was norf lads

>we wuz funded
The absolute state

sneed

Norf Nodes

>>16599474
the englishman can’t even speak english

They deleted this question I made from an anon here which I thought was valuable to be answered. I’m not fucking kidding guys...

christ johnny's spaghetti is flying everywhere

>>16599381
>>If you're not generating revenue after 1 year. It's just a hobby, not a business.
>Mark Cuban

>A representative of Swift confirmed to CoinDesk that it is a SmartContract customer.

https://www.coindesk.com/swift-completes-blockchain-smart-contracts-trial

they've had revenue since day one.

>>16599369
i mean like literally look on the state on this community holding this token. what are the percentage of people that have actually programm experience with this. yeah any bag holder heared about the terms mixicles, TEE, oracles, defi, oracle problem, sybil resistance by now. but how many can actually lay down these terms in technical applicable fashion, or knows solidity in and out, or is dapp, distributed systems dev. or is in the day to day deployment, debugging these test applications?

the people attending not knowing these particular niche IT buzzwords means nothing, as the people who use them (/biz/), 97% dont know what they are talking about it either. by all means with minimum motivation its easy to gain the basic gist of it fast, if you are in IT
i bet not even the biggest whales of this token havent read the most basic rundown of https://docs.chain.link/docs

>no staking

can we see the fucking presentation slides?

not done yet

no staking today

>>16599471
in other words, Sergey can take that 32 mil from the ICO, and whatever he dumped additionally to subsidize a network that's not generating income.... then pray over time it takes off.

>>16599471
wow. jeez. didn't realize i was donating to the cause. thanks. i'll throw more money into the market.

Nothing burger

e's a good lad are jonneh

>>16599513
Literally 99% of these homos have 0 programming experience. There was a link thread where they were freaking out about the team migrating to TypeScript and they implied something about Microsoft. Biz is full of mega retards.

Why is Jonny so low energy?

>>16599402
>Linkpool is about to come on
Oh my god guys. I am excited for you

>cross network staking
YUGE

>>16599504
kek.

soo.. whats the next ''big'' date for chainlink

95 nodes

>>16599566
Synthetix meetup tomorrow.

he is looking forward to how many useless price checks there will be in 2 years

>>16599554
that's normal energy. not fake burger energy.

yikes

>>16599512
All that means is that Swift and Chainlink did a Person of Color together

>>16599571
be gone leech

>>16599588
what?

NEET NODES ON MAINNET JUST CONFIRMED

>>16599542
Yep, that is precisely what VCs do. Most fail. Chainlink will likely fail. But if it doesn't we will be incredibly rich.

>>16599538
Why do you say that like staking was even in play for today?

>>16599577
>yuropoor can't harness energy from actual burgers
sad

>>16599611
Checked.

6 nodes omg I am so excited for linkpool holders

Linkpool running nodes for 6 companies

>>16599425
This is a meetup, not a conference, pajeet

>>16599632
OH NONONONONONO

>>16599616
FUCK YOU

>>16599632
LMAO

They're hiring

This fat fuck is running so over time. He is just getting to big query

Linkpool is hiring

>(slide) Any Questions
>Actually no questions plz no bully
The absolute state

>>16599621
well if we're going to be realistic then staking will never ever be in play

>using win10
DROPPED

>>16599675
100% their Q&A is only plants. they wont risk getting groyped

>>16599662
He's an ugly fuck. He needs to hire a speaker for him.

previous two presentations
>solidity is a shit language
Linkpool
>we use solidity for everything
my fucking sides

the future is bright!

wow, I thought I was going to see a cool forex / derivatives contract using real life commodities or currencies.
Instead I get some stuttering britcuck showing some fucking crypto options trash.

>>16599709
Why? Nothing there points to that

>>16599706
>previous two presentations
>>solidity is a shit language
>Linkpool
>>we use solidity for everything

>>16599709
This presentation was very cozy, nothing to give a massive pump, but lots of subtle things pointing toward big moves.

When FUCKING STAKING!!!!

>>16599709
can you photo every slide? this stream is 1990s and i cant read shit

CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE

ITS OVER FOR THIS SCAM

ROPSTEN ISN'T WORKING

JONNY IS JUST WAITING AND SWEATING LMFAO

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE

>>16599746

>>16599768
Context please

>>16597824
where is Sergay ? I wanna see Sergay !!

>>16599769
Ropsten is a testnet for a reason.

>>16599736
This. Some big wig is bound to be a few degrees of separation away from someone in attendance, they'll hear about being able to get the price of ethereum and bitcoin whereever they want, they'll hear about ampleforth. Then BANG, q2/3 2021 we'll see on boarding of proper companies.

>>16599769
What a stupid fuck.

>nervous laughter
Linkpool is FUCKED

They are showing us how to launder money lmao

>imagine putting all your money in the hands of these stuttering potheads

>>16599778
>>16599784
crowd awkwardly coughing, jonny is just snickering to himself silently, baflled, in disbelief
>>16599780
they're watching him fucking flunk this presentation and the entire image of chainlink right now

>>16599772
Thanks. You don't need to post it right now, just upload it all in batch for later.

>>16599709
Lmao
> the initial implementation is just the beginning
Corp speak for "we did some project, its over."

>>16599794
This isn't Ark

Will be able to accumulate some cheap linkpool after this?

>>16599746
3/3

>>16599803
lmao all this wishful thinking

kek, just sold

>300 years to confirm one single aggregation
THE FUTURE IS HERE

Didn't some morons pay 20 eth for lp? Fucking lmaooook

>I might not have time to show you the end
oh god

Why the fuck is this all so unprofessional. Still in disbelief I actually listened to biz and invested in this.

>>16599815
And there we have it, the fabled steaking.
Looks like they were were predicating the inclusion of 3rd-party nodes (i.e. neet nodes) on the release of staking, for security reasons.

>well we ran out of time. but it works dont worry bro, just take my work on it
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS PREMINED SHITTOKEN

>>16599849
its for linkpool not chainlink

Oh no no no no no.

I wish I could short linkpool with leverage.
Can Johnny help me set up an options contract for that, oh wait his contracts don’t even work!

>>16599792
ok hold up now I'm interested again

Why is this such A SHITSHOW

>>16599831
yeah man the example didn't even work. Is that ropstens fault?

Please give us the /biz/ questions

>>16599792
>>16599867
This is interesting

LMAO PRE WRITTEN QUESTIONS MAKE BY PLANTS ON THE Q&A. YEAH THESE QUESTIONS ARE TOTALLY ORGANIC LMAO

Even more of a disaster than the Fireside chat which was an abomination

>>16599887
the fireside chat was hilarious

>>16599883
What did you expect? Scroll up and read the submitted questions.

AAAAAAAA THEY ARENT EVEN USING IT

>Fourcast
>No active projects in Chainlink ecosystem
Oh nonononono

>>16599922
BUT BUT BUT BUT HUNDREDS OF TEAMS!

>>16599918
They must be bagholders like us
Oh god now johnny is talking about gambling

>>16599918
>>16599922
>>16599928
Do you even know what Fourcast is and does?

From the Q&A
>google cloud isnt competing with Chainlink, they're simply demonstrating the natural synergy that exists between two completely different technology and data platforms.
BULLISH

These motherfuckers are skipping valid questions. Fucking tranny jannie

Johann is spinning something on his hand and I can't stop looking at it.

>>16599950
No questions have been skipped, schizoboi.

let me remind you that this is all carefully orchestrated for maximum effect. I’m so excited for you linkies, if only you knew what was to come.

I’m actually curled up in my bed crying right now

>>16599962
>carefully orchestrated
What stream were you watching lol.

Wtf is this faggot doing with his hand?

Good God I’m so excited for you kids.

>>16599934
>Do you even know what Fourcast is and does?

YEAH IT'S A COMPANY THAT PUTS ON A CHAINLINK MEETUP BUT ISNT EVEN USING IT.

Subaru keys and beers!

here comes the dump

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THERE WE GO, ANOTHER GIANT AND JUICY NOTHING BURGER GOT SERVED.
TIME TO WITHDRAW BACK TO MY DELUSION AND WAIT FOR THE NEXT NOTHING BURGER

I’m feeling physically sick...with excitement for all of you!

I hate everything.

>>16599978
Because Fourcast is a company that is heavily involved in Google Cloud; this meetup was about Chainlink and Google Cloud.

1000$ EOY

>>16597824
free beer and bread for everyone

>>16599994
checked

>>16599986
They did exactly what the schedule from months ago said they would do.

>>16600009
COPE

>>16600020
We are fucked.

>>16600000
>>16599999
checked

>>16600020
Yes, let me cope with the fact that a meetup went exactly as it was foretold months ago.

>>16600000
I’m only here for the Latina pussy

>>16600000
Checked. Thanks for the free estrogen

>>16600000
Free beer EOY

another proof that link is a scam.
they could have gone to VCs for funding, that have nerds with the biggest edge on technological advancements, but they saw its vapourware. therefore SERGAY pivoted to polish this turd to market it to guilliable idiots

>>16600032
>contract didnt work
>bigger blunder than the tesla cybertruck clownshow
>"everything went exactly as expected!"
COPE

>>16599958
How is chainlink solving the chicken-egg problem in adoption: If Contract value>Link value nodes might be incentivised to provide false info. So how does link guarantee a minimal price to prevent this.

Ie: Link needs a minimum value to guarantee being able to back contracts running through it, but how does it achieve the minimum value needed to be able to adopt certain contracts in the derivatives space? Obviously if lets say the staked link is worth 50million and the contract has a value of 50Billion there are big incentives for the node holders to collude to provide false information as they would risk 50 mil with an upside of x1000 returns.

Also: How does the Link ensure the amount of staked link in a node keeps the minimum $ value needed to back a contract deployed on the network? If you want a value of 10 mil backing for a 5 mil contract but link crashes after you set it up and its suddenly 1 mil "backing" 5 mil the security mechanism is suddenly fucked

>>16599999
Checked

i'm excited so you

>>16600046
>>contract didnt work
>>bigger blunder than the tesla cybertruck clownshow
>>"everything went exactly as expected!"
Yes.

>>16600046
>contract didnt work
It did. This was a public contract, go check it out for yourself.
It's just Ropsten that fucked up on the first try.

>>16599999
>>16600000
Checked, this is epic

>>16600047
well good thing it will be a stable 0.05 Usd coin

so what the fuck why did Johnny just give up
>shit guys looks like we're out of time
guy from fourcast gets the mic
>looks like we're done 30 mins early guys

>>16600047
>If Contract value>Link value
There are tons of systems that obfuscate contract value.

>How does the Link ensure the amount of staked link in a node keeps the minimum $ value needed to back a contract deployed on the network?
With a smart contract.

>>16600073
>so what the fuck why did Johnny just give up
Spaghetti or he misread the schedule.

The contract is public anyway, you can check it right now if you want.

>>16600047
Swaps

>>16599999
>>16600000
I check.

>>16600070
If its value is that low it cant back bigger contracts. You can decentralise all you want but if the whole network combined offers 50m in collateral you cant run a 50 bil contract through it and expect the nodes not to try to collaborate and feed false info to profit.
>>16600083
Someone needs to put out the money needed to prevent link dropping below X. If you power a contract with link,assuming you are secure because your 50 mil contract is backed by 400 mil of link and that link crashes to a value of 5 mil there is clearly a problem.

>>16600009
Well no they botched it all

>>16600073
Spaghetti. Standard autist procedure to get flustered and run away.

>>16599999

>>16600000

>>16598737
Just a coincidence eh?

>>16599836
I paid 46 ETH and I'm comfortable with that
FUCKING FAGGOT

>>16599999
Checked. Plz specify which year next time.

>>16599123
>please do this

>>16600120
You can have a contract escrow USDC or USDT if you don't want to use LINK.

This bitch keeps tanking hand. Aside from the main net announcement, every fucking event this year has been a nothingburger

>>16600256
You're a fucking spud

>>16599044
I agree

Bump

>>16600346
Because they haven't done anything since mainnet. The network now is just scarcely what it should have been then but still no actual clients or staking.

If anything there's just been suspect feature creeping.

>>16600332
Not using CL oracles. As part of the contract, sure. But fatty is well aware it turns to "token not needed" quick without collateralization in link and link only. Only needing link to pay nodes cuts the potential price and demand 100x.