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>tfw spent 22 years playing the game's tutorial
>low XP
>low in game currency
>chads and stacey's with parent's credit card to buy all the good microtrantasction loot & perks
>no lake house expansion pack
>no colorado ski trip side quests
>tfw no gf
How goes it, /biz/bros?

>> No.16593770

If God is real, why did he doom us to such a lowly existence with no hope of escaping it besides death?

>> No.16593799
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>>16593770
At least we can't say there's nothing to look forward to.
H-heh.

>> No.16594013
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Rng mode is a comedy
>1 str
>3 agi
>5 int
>1 precision
>0 charisma
>serf social class
>light armor type
>100% experience gain at level 18

>> No.16594699

>>16593770
You could have been a dung beetle anon. The fact that you're an intelligent lifeform at the top of the food chain and (presumably) living in a first world country is a miracle.

>> No.16594763

>>16593762
Put all my points into autism at a penalty of height = 5'6'' and cock = 5 inches, effectively going all in for late game build. So far considering reset and rolling new toon

>> No.16594805

>>16594699

>The fact that you're an intelligent lifeform at the top of the food chain and (presumably) living in a first world country is a miracle.

no its not. whats wrong with dung beetles?

>> No.16594810

>>16594013
Based tribes oldfag

>> No.16594892
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>>16594810
It's actually still playable although it's pretty much all just bot games.

>> No.16595397

>>16593762
Deep, man.

>> No.16595432

>>16593762
are ski trips actually something that only wealthy do in the us? i hat 1 every year til i was 14, and went skiing every 2 weeks

>> No.16595451
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>>16593770
Easy. god is a sadist. Not this "friendly loving" entity that "loves" their creation.

>> No.16595455

>>16593762
If you keep grinding, you might be lucky enough to turn into a gunslinger class.

>> No.16595460

>>16594763
>effectively going all in for late game build.
same. All in btc. I might jump off a bridge to reroll.

>> No.16595473

>>16593770
you think death is escape but you’ll reincarnate. this is the eternal torture

>> No.16595495

>>16593770
Because He hates us and wants us to suffer. Our god is sadistic beyond belief. He created an entire universe just to torture some lowly upright apes and have a laugh at their struggles.

>> No.16595537

>>16593762

THE FUTURE IS COFFEE COLOURED AND ITS BEAUTIFUL.

NO RACE
NO RELIGION
NO BORDERS

And best of all, NO MORE WHITE PEOPLE

>> No.16596000

>>16595451
He love me. My life is fucking ebin

>> No.16596007

>>16595495
No but youre stupid and childish

Pray, faggot

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>>16593770
God is trying to find out who created god.

>> No.16596239

>>16594013
I miss Tribes.