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>>16566297
HOWEVER

[same girl]

>>16566298
God I wish she would suffocate me to death with those milk bags

>>16566298
I mean she needs a little work about if she lost a bit of weight and kept her huge knockers she would be a perfect mommy gf

Just fuck her you faggot

>>16566315
what if she _keeps on expanding_ tho

>>16566315
yeah she even messaged me first telling me I was cute

too bad 99.99% of women will never lose weight, only gain from the time they are 20 years old.

>>16566324
how old r u

>>16566320
Can you afford her pizzas and big Macs?

>>16566327
22

All these girls messaging me first but I will never reply because they are not cute blonde thin girls that love anime. Is it over for high standard bros like me? I've never kissed a girl

>>16566331
>'anon!'
>'just ONE moar pizza, pleese..'
>smothers you between tits
its not like you'll even be capable of saying 'NO!', is it..

>>16566350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXy8AgE7jBo

>>16566298
I'd fuck the living shit out of this lass.

>>16566346
>bragging on an online taiwanese bug catchers image board
What app is that, cowboy?

>>16566383
okcupid

>>16566346
>high standard
lol and you use tinder or whatever the fuck dating app that is?

>>16566399
Yeah that's the point no girl can meet my standards (no American girl anyways) it's over

>>16566346
>high standard
>dating app

Anon...

>>16566457
I know. What should I do, I am really autistic

>>16566465
Leave it up to fate then, but it'll be a lot harder if you were to sit at home all day.

>>16566298
nice slampig. just don't marry. she's a PnD

>>16566346
>not cute blonde thin girls that love anime
i know that feel but my standards are even worse. i only desire a ginger woman over 6ft tall. there are probably less than 100 of them on the entire planet

>>16566346
Imagine larping like this.

>>16566641
what am I larping about?

>>16566315
You have a small window where she'll try for a bit but dont expect it to last. A bitch needs to naturally like going to the gym

>>16566297
look at this picture and tell me why you couldn't tell she was fat. for those who haven't figured it out, they will always take pictures at this angle and have an incredibly wide chest area (not tits, area above tits). she's positioned her hair to hide her meaty shoulder and arms. heavily filtered picture. specific angling of face to hide chin fat.
use this to identify catfish and slampigs. godspeed.

>>16566346
You little shits have it so easy. I couldn’t have imagined ever having any interaction like this other than with either a really drunk or REALLY courageous chick. I can count on one hand the number of times a sober woman directly said I was handsome and implied they wanted to fuck me, and I AM handsome and I know a lot more women than that THOUGHT those things but never said it to my face. Online dating has actually leveled the playing field. I’m excited for you boys, don’t waste this power as it may not exist forever. Also for you attractive gents be careful and wear a condom. I imagine if this app existed when I was dating I would have banged at least 2 chicks a week maybe 5-7 if I had the time. Lots of diseases out there. Buy Chainlink.

t. Boomer

>>16566297
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>>16566412

Omg please post pic of yourself with timestamp

>>16566297
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>>16566316
don't listen to these anons. don't ever touch her vagina. save yourself the trouble. please don't be that stupid

online dating is so cringy

talk to a woman in real life you weirdos

>>16566346
Hi chad

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>>16566298
THICCC

>>16566346
Lol none of those girls are white. This is why “minorities” hate whites. All their women are desperate for the white man. Even if he is a kissless beta.

>>16566346
Don't worry most of them are bots.

>>16566297