/biz/ - Business & Finance

I brought you freedom, and this is how you forsake me. I allowed you the ability to create an economic simulation that would give people a first-hand experience of what it would be like to live in a world without the systemic use of force.

Your ignorance will not be an excuse as you pass onto the next. I plead you. Do not forget about me.

As he was taken away. You continued to buy scams. Continued hoping. When the answer was there in front of you all along. Another simulation, opening up for you and your brothers once again. Yet you sat alone. All you are going to want to do is get back there.

>>16565857
lol

>>16565818

As the defendant turned and looked away from his lawyer and answered to the judge and juror panel he couldn't help but notice the amount of despair he felt. He had said he would eat his own dick in the bull run of 2018. "Your Honor, I never thought Bitcoin would actually reach 1 million USD."

The judge quickly reminded Mr. McAfee that bitcoin has surpassed 5 million USD and that he's been sentenced to eat his own dick on live television immediately.

Kleros court had made its final decision and no appeals have been made. No one would risk their precious PNK to challenge such an obvious ruling.

As Mr McAfee whipped out his massive penis and layed it out on the bench it made a loud thud. He tucked in his bib and grabbed the knife and fork. Just as he raised his hands to begin his meal he realized it's all going to be okay....it's Kleros Christmas after all and his handcuff fetish was finally fulfilled.

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What kind of spastic thinks "for the children (you)" is an acceptable way to speak to people investing in your shitcoin

I want to punch you in the face you faggot, not but your shitcoin

>>16565965
KEK. based.

SatoshiFucker V. (the general public)

"Your honor! I knew REN would dump, but I never thought it would get so bad to the point where Binance users would OWE THE EXCHANGE MONEY. He sobbed. The general public hissed. REEE, screamed the crowd. Rakesh and Jamal start violently puking no the courthouse stairs outside, as their Matic and REN bags were now worth pennies. They were just a few to be bilked by SatoshiFlipper.

SF started to piss himself. The urine ran down toward Judge Pepe, who promptly spat in his face. "HOW DARE YOU, Plambar (Plambar was SF's given indian name"

Judge Pepe ordered him a life sentence.

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Also, new token sale!

https://blog.kleros.io/kleros-token-sale-announcement-january-11-2020/

Who's coming with me, lads. I got 20 ETH ready for this. Best chance at not getting cucked on spread.

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>>16566003
triple dubs

"Sir, I TOLD them when to sell. I told them the exact fucking price to buy in, too....$28! It fucking bounced at $28! Why the fuck am I even here?"

Charlie Lee was seething.

Brought to Kleros court after Litecoin went under $1 in June 2020, the crypto community was up in arms, and deemed everything except Bitcoin itself (created by Craight Wright / AKA Satoshi Nakamoto), a scam.

Charlie was the first on the chopping block.

SILENCE IN THIS COURT, Judge Pepe boomed.

Charlie Lee was not about to have a good day. He was then sentenced to three life sentences in Pattaya Thailand, to be boned by ladyboys for the rest of eternity. He also had to video call John McAffee daily and tell him " I love you father, I miss you".

Poor charlie.

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Also, OP, update your fucking copypasta, it's no longer 11 days left.

>>16566090
Stop bitching. If you had any brains you would know yesterday was missed and anon is probably making up for it. Why are some faggots so ungrateful? kys

>>16566090
Woops. Noted. This is hilarious. Keep 'em comin'!

Justin Sun V. the dude

Justin Sun winked, but nobody saw it, because he was Asian. The Dude shifted his caucasian, which is what he was as well (it's worth noting, because fuck....you know)

"Mr. Sun, Now that you have no money left, we are forced to skin you alive and BBQ your remains since the great McAfee riots of 2025."

Justin giggled in a high pitched laugh. Took out a knife. The jury and judge gasped. "Bailiff!, Arrest this man!" ...but it was too late. Sun peeled off the skind from his forearm, revealing a circuitboard.

Just Sun was Terminator 9. A T-1000 of the worst kind. A scammer terminator knows know boundaries.

We all fell that day. Every single one.

...and not a child was spared.

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Justin Sun V. the dude

Justin Sun winked, but nobody saw it, because he was Asian. The Dude shifted his caucasian, which is what he was as well (it's worth noting, because fuck....you know) "Mr. Sun, Now that you have no money left, we are forced to skin you alive and BBQ your remains since the great McAfee riots of 2025." Justin giggled in a high pitched laugh. Took out a knife. The jury and judge gasped. "Bailiff!, Arrest this man!" ...but it was too late. Sun peeled off the skind from his forearm, revealing a circuitboard. Just Sun was Terminator 9. A T-1000 of the worst kind. A scammer terminator knows know boundaries.

We all fell that day. Every single one.

...and not a child was spared.

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>>16565965
kek

Now your honor I'm not saying I know much about the technology but how else would I have gotten in bed with the rest of the Bitcoin elite? Yes your honor I have done a lot of drugs in the past but now I've been clean since I shorted Bitcoin on the insider tips I got from my friends over at BlockFi. Honestly your honor I just can't afford shampoo that's why I'm so greasy looking boy is taking flights to conferences once a week a tough life but you gotta do what you gotta do to inform the masses about our Ponzi I mean Bitcoin core.

>>16566403
lol. post your addy!

Red Wojak V. Green Wojak

WELL I JUST TRIED, I TRIED SO HARD (your honor) BUT IN THE ENNNNNND, IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER.

WE SAW UPS WE SAW LOWS, BUT NOONE EVER KNEW ME LIKE YOU DID.

I bought the lows I bought the highs, BUT I JUST DIDN'T MAKE IT IN THE END.

Why did it have to be this way your honor, I just wanted to bring my wife and family out of Bangladesh.

OH OH OH IT COULDA BEEN SO DIFFERENT.

your honor, please, just one more 10x, and I'll quit I sweaaaaar. Just one more moon and I'm off this train. Another all time high and you'll never see this face, AGAIN.

>>16566663
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I'm a wealthy man. They say I "pushed" people into buying things, but I wouldn't really say that's true. They brought me to court for it, even though deep in their hearts, they know they did it too. They say "it was a scam ICO", but in the nether-reaches of their minds, you know deep down it's all a scam since BTC broke above $3,000. It never should have happened. It's all been games.

You're the pawn, and we are all just playing. The scraps will get lighter. The fear deeper. Until we all return to dust.

Win, win, as the true dark time are upon us.

Blessed be thy Kleros, for we all know the true path.

Your jury will hang, or I will hang.

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>>16565818
Plebs should not be allowed to use Bitcoin. The real reason why is Bitcoin was sent to us by the only god and not everyone can be saved. Only true neets running raspberry pi nodes that do not care about incentives should be able to use the chain. This will align the fee market to go up in price forever until financial Armageddon happens. There is nothing you or miners can do about it now that we have gained a following. You don't like it? Burn in hell.

>>16567219
hahaha. classic.

Reddit vs. 4chan

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>>16567462
Talk about a missed opportunity to tell a good story. F.