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An Asian, only once tho

being loved

>>16545302
yes
also post her penor

>>16545302
sex

>>16545302
I can't say what I wanna try but I wish I could do it so bad but unfortunately I just can't for a certain reason

>>16545302
Being legit homeless and not giving a fuck what other people think

>>16545398
This is pretty easy to do so just do it moron. Some of us can't do the thing we want to do. Get some perspective which you clearly don't have since you glorify homelessness in your mind

>>16545324
Can't force it, can't buy it. :(

>>16545398
I already did it. It's got it's ups and downs.

>>16545302
sir pls

live

Snipering gay parades.

>>16545302
sex with qt japanese gf

>>16545430
Underrated.

>>16545445
Don't let your dreams be dreams..

>>16545430

Nice

>>16545302
Living in the bush for 30 days and just hunting, fishing and eating home grown veggies while I ponder my purpose in life.

>>16545430
nice

>>16545430
I did that already, and with 3 different pairs of girls. One continued on for months but the others didn't go that well

drive 200+ mph
ride a horse 45+ mph

>>16545423

Elaborate plz

>>16545489
also have an elephant friendo

gay experience with childhood friend

>>16545398
How about just bringing hard liquor and shooting the shit with the local homeless bums on a saturday night? Or is everyone on harder stuff these days? That'd sound pretty fun if personal security or being recognized wasn't an issue. Beats being drunk all by yourself or doing it in an expensive bar.

Latina -check
White-check
Milf-check


I want to try a chink, a nigger and a rag head to complete my journey into sex

>>16545524
>meth'd out bums immediately recognize you as an outsider
>stab you, rob you, and leave you for dead

>>16545536

just make that your tinder bio, you'll be pulling them left and right

>>16545490
Traveling homeless hitchhiking and train hopping, it's not all heroin needles and rainbows.
Being homeless is like having a job, you're just spending all of your time figuring out how to get basic shit done. Sometimes you get lucky and things work out really well. Other times are just plain depressing.

>>16545561
Meth heads are actually usually pretty nice. It's the heroin fags you have to watch out for.
If you don't do drugs, you're better off not really spending too much time with all of those types though.

Being a virgin lmao

>>16545587
Sounds like you got a couple of stories. Care to elaborate on basic shit that needed to get done but was exasperating?

>>16545631
Showers were hard to get of you couldn't meet any friendly people (read liberal)
One time I was in Nashville, I met someone who helped me hop my first freight train, we were hoping to go west but ended up south in fucking Birmingham Alabama, we were tired as hell when we got there, so we decided it would be a good idea to go to a homeless shelter, it was not.
Those places are like open jails for the homeless. The showers are shared, as in no private showers, they all literally smelled of shit, and blood. I mean really bad.
It was just the farthest thing from glamorous lmao.
I was always hoping I'd find weed on the ground, but I mostly found other hard drugs on the ground that I either destroyed on sight or gave away. Being on the streets is just fucking weird.

8-some

>>16545631
You don't really get to witness too much cool stuff, its mostly mundane day to day stuff you see, people living their lives, not knowing you exsist, and then you see the depressing side of the homeless who don't travel (homebums) and realize these people really need professional help, and compassion, of which there is virtually none.
If you're on the streets, 9/10 people naturally assume you are a drug addict, for good reasons, but it's not always the case.

>>16545666
Liberals seem the worst types of people. I’ve never met one that wasn’t a racist retard.

Have sex with a 60 year japanese women for the perve of it.

>>16545302
Cunny

>>16545696
And the amount of cool things you get to witness is almost drowned out by the mundane and depressing, if you ever decide to go out there I highly reccomend building a relationship with God. It's what helped me see everything in a unique way that enabled me to witness the world and not succumb to all the degeneracy of addiction etc.. I am an alcoholic, have not drank in over 1.5 year. But some people aren't so lucky. There are plenty of people who go out there and become addicted to drugs which they eventually die from.

>>16545607
No way you're insane. A heroin addict steals what he needs to be ok for a day or two. A meth head thinks you're a gangstalker or your face morphed into the step father that raped him and flips his shit

>>16545697
White liberals suck usually, but there are some with good in their hearts.
I almost got laid once, with a really hot dreaded chick, but when she went to turn Netflix on, it wouldn't turn on and she took it as a sign to not fuck me, she didn't verbally say it, but she didn't have to, I could feel it in the air. I still got a shower though.

>>16545721
That's why I said to keep your interactions with them limited, but honestly, if you don't do drugs, they are usually nice to you because they know you won't steal their shit or bogart on their drugs. They even feed you if you're hungry because when they are high they don't need food.

>>16545721
If you see someone obviously twacked out of their minds you don't talk to them, it's that simple, and there were a few I ran into like that, which then I either walked away, or ran them off.

>>16545488
are you a chad?

>>16545728
I was so upset about this. I really wanted to get laid at that time, maybe the chick had herpes or something, I know God looks out for me.
It would have been really annoying to get the claps or something like that while homeless.

>>16545666
>mostly found other hard drugs on the ground
Time to go trolling homeless shelters!

>>16545728
>hot
>dreads
Eh to each their own but I’m not going to pretend to understand it

>>16545747
Not really, no. But I did well with women by using drugs to get out of my shell until the mental illness really started kicking in

>>16545748
The only kind of girls I ever got laid with when I was on the streets were fat, literally insane, and homeless. They were all clean enough ironically enough, I never caught anything. Just sad I never got to bang any hot crazy bitches. :(

>>16545728
I think you legit dodged a bullet.

>>16545302

I've never had to live on the street but I've had to live in my car for some time. Wasn't glamorous at all

>>16545822
I was upset, but looking back at the situation, I reluctantly agree, things do happen for a reason though. The shower was just as orgasmic as any sex would have been, I had probably not showered for a month at that point.
Not showering while you're a neet, is a little different than not showering while you're on the street.

>>16545302
18 year old pussy

fuck a trap

>>16545697
Yeah I would imagine getting all of your social contact through the internet makes everyone look like an asshole

>>16545716
Oh so your advice is to become insane, got it

>>16545861
Fuckin gross

death

>>16545889
Embracing insanity and becoming are 2 different things.

>>16545382

>>16545302
Getting 100% pure uncut heroin.

Injecting it into the vein of my cock, while watching two Greek models make out on the deck of my yacht in the Aegean.

Its gonna happen brehs. I'm almost there.

>>16545901
That's a fair answer

>>16545920
Can I come? I could probably get you some afghan H

>>16545766
Any hot woman on the streets is either bait for robberies or hooker

>>16545398
Not as good as it seems unless you mean to be an edgy neo yuppy who lives in his car or fancy tent

Winning this drawing

https://contest-tezos.ledger.com/17374/9195232

>>16545855
>not showered for a month
God damn man. Aren't there places you can pay to shower? Or sneak into, like colleges or gyms? Or were you just too obviously homeless? I've been homeless before but I still kept myself clean and birdbathed it in public bathrooms and such. Miserable fucking times

fuck 12 years old girl lmao

>>16545998
Sometimes it happens out there.
There are showers you can buy from truck stops, but they costs like 15$ a piece.
Usually truckers will help you with one if you asks nicely, they build up points on their truckstop membership cards which they can trade for showers.

>>16545302
Sex

>>16545881
Aw you get triggered pussy?

>>16545881
Lmao go back. Why do you retards insist on coming here?

>>16545855
>>16545901

Are you still homeless? What makes you go to this board?

>>16546514
No, I stopped that right at the end of 2016, I stopped because I wanted to do something else, at the time I didn't know it, but I wanted to be rich, that is why I come here.

>>16546514
I realized the importance of family.
Not everyone has a family they can depend on, or even talk to.
I spent 2016 thanksgiving on the streets of tucson, and it was pretty damn depressing because all the homeless people there seemed really heartbroken. They were alone, I realized my life didn't have to be that way.
When I go back to the streets, I'd like to be rich. I just want to pay my families mortgage off and then go back.

>>16546023
Kek me too lmao
You’re gonna die anyways so who cares what people think lmao most people works enjoy it

>>16546602
I hope you get raped by a big scary gay nigger.

>>16545302
That's a trap

>>16546688
Proof?

>>16545302
Having sex

>>16546727
reddit.com/user/taftaj

>>16545430
Quite based

>>16545607
>>16545721
Crackheads are fun. I have so much experience with them I'm a pro. My last interaction with one went as such
> Be at party
> Walk out of friends house
> Well known crackhead laying on ground right outside of front door
> Like right outside the door just staring at sky around 3am
> Step over him hop in car
> Warming up car listening to music zoned out probably on /biz
> Crackhead slams himself against my car/window screaming
> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
> Tell him perfectly calm
> Not sure man, everyone's still inside partying
> His response: Oh okay man, I'll see you later
> Turns 360 degrees and walks away
Fucking crackheads man.

>>16545430
fucking 'A

>>16545302
A cute sissy tranny futa cock

>>16546733
Not even going to look, I'll take your word for it.

>>16546744
Lmao.

>>16546815
it's pretty got ngl

>>16546826
hot*

>>16546826
> Having reddit account to enable viewing
You're a fucking faggot.

why is taftaj so hot? she has a really cute face

>>16546744
This gotta be the most uneventful story I ever read on the whole 4chn.
Can you grasp how bad it is?
Let me guess... you got a band?

>>16545302
Nice try FBI.

>>16546907
You want a more eventful one?
> Be 10 years ago
> Long story short 2 close friends are massive crackheads, bf/gf
> A mutual friend wanted to have a big drug party but only up to E no crack etc
> We pick up 2 ounces of weed and 20 E pills for people at party
> Me and these 2 and their daughter driving down highway(because they're quality parents who take their 4 year old daughter to drug deals)
> Male crackhead is driving, female crackhead in front seat and they're arguing about some neighbor sneaking into their apartment, because they're paranoid crackheads
> Male crackhead who mind you I have known since I was a child and was an older brother type to me starts screaming
> GET OUT
> Pulls over on side of the highway steals all the drugs, kicks us out of the car including his daughter, disappears, is never heard from again
Fucking crackheads man. Also no, I don't have a band.

>>16545302
I have few ideas but they are illegal and super easy to get caught so have to pass..

>>16546970
Me again.

This has got to be one of the least triggered replies I've ever got on 4chn.
>Based if true.

>>16545324
It's overrated and temporary.

Don’t really care if reality simply ended in the next moment. Not even depressed.
But I’d want to fuck a really hot girl without a condom

>>16545302
kill god

Bj from 2 or more girls at once
Sex with 2 or more 14 yr olds at once

>>16547214
>Sex with 2 or more 14 yr olds at once
why does it have to be 14 year olds and not a 18 year old virgin?

>>16545382
fucking pedo

>>16545398
its cool for the first few days and then sucks. electric cars will make it easier though ac or heat 24/7 is a game changer

>>16545302
Space travel.

>>16547222
because 18 is 4 years too old

>>16545302
Pegging.

>>16547145
Entirely true fren, even the last line, don't believe he has even contacted his daughter a single time since.

>>16546626
those are the ones that do

>>16546744
Crackheads in the really bad areas are like zombies and don't have that reasoning. Late at night, theyll run up and start reaching in your car trying to steal anything they can if you open a door or window just like zombies

>>16545302
mud granny

>>16545302
magic

>>16546970
>abandoning everything for $2-300 in party drugs
why

>>16545398
This is not in any way fun.
>>16545524
>>16545561
Pretty much this.
>>16545607
You have obviously never dealt with a methie on a 3 day bender.
If you are recognized by an outsider, you are getting your shit stolen.

>>16547552
what's a mud granny

>>16545430
someone explain? I don't get it

>>16547635
fuck off zoomer

>>16545398
Literally leave your house for a week live on the street. Pan handle. Drink all day give no fucks. Most people go back home after the 4thh day without a shower

>>16547635
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o8HsD5zS1Vo

>>16547375
Typo.
>fourteen

>>16545302
Pussy lol at least once before I necc

>>16545488
not bhed.
I had the opportunity when I was 17 but i was a young virgin and didn't realize the opportunity of the situation

>>16545302
Being retired

>>16547222
>18
Senior citizen tier. And this isn't Saudi Arabia, nobody stays virgin

>>16545302
i want to know what Heroine feels like but id rather get kidnapped by ISIS than be a degenerate addicted piece of shit

>>16545302
being wealthy

>>16545302
>>16545302
Gamble away a hundred billion. Lose it all.

>>16545498
This used to kill me inside, but I told him my feelings and he said he always knew and still considered me his best friend. Now we are still close and I'm dating someone that was meant for me.

Don't let it eat you up too bad, anon.

make one heap of all my winnings
and risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
and lose, and start again at my beginnings
and never breathe a word about my loss

>>16545302
>become the blue man
>destroy the entire universe
>dreamcomestrue.jpg

ANAL & CRYSTAL METH

>>16545302
>that cranium
it's a man

>>16545309
Done two sisters first night I arrived in Japan. Overrated squeakers.

>>16549420
let's chill :)

I want to rape a stranger woman against her will one day.

>>16545302

Going to space/zero g plane.

not being boring

>>16549632
Based indian

>>16549632
t. refugee

>>16547635
This is the picture of the only guy who had sex in 1990. He is like a mascot for sex for gen xers.

>>16545382
With money, you can, regardless what is it

>>16547618
nigger, i've been a methie on a 3 day bender. i literally just use photoshop or cinema 4d for 3 days straight and then sleep

>>16546023
glowniggers fuck off

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