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Sup bitches

I recently started my first big boy job, FinTech Master Race. I'm 22 years old and they started me off at 45k a year.

most of my friends and people my age are burnout losers and I want to flex. What is the best way to do that?

I've already bought a G37 and carry around several $100 bills (pic related) but my goal is to literally dab on the haters

FIY, virgins, the best way to slay some strange is to conduct yourself in a manner that pisses off as many dudes as you can. Females will love you

>> No.16545162

>>16545151
Holy cringe

>> No.16545165

>>16545151
clean your fingernails.

>> No.16545183

>>16545165
kiss my ass fuckstick

>> No.16545195

>>16545151
this is an amazing thread, nobody laugh at OP

>> No.16545227

>>16545165
this. staceys will know that you have smelly foreskin with the state of that thumbnail "eww"

>> No.16545242
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16545242

>>16545151
You aint shit!

>> No.16545249

>>16545195
found the newfag

>> No.16545264

>>16545151
>most of my friends and people my age are burnout losers and I want to flex
You will lose literally everything because of your attitude but don't even realize it yet. It's gonna be ironic as fuck because life always is.

>> No.16545270

>>16545264
also just to clarify, I don't want you to lose OP, I want you to win and make even more money but not be such a dick

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>45k

>> No.16545307

>>16545249
I bet you don't even remember resume review or dropshipping threads fucking newfag you don't know shit

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>>16545151
this has to be bait, but if it isn't, holy shit if you think $45k is big money.

making $45k in your mid-twenties is literally below average: https://www.bankrate.com/personal-finance/median-salary-by-age/

I made $65k at my first job and still I felt like a poorfag. Nowadays I make a quarter mil and I can flex a little bit. But $45k? Hide your fucking shame, anon.

>> No.16545327

>>16545151
>Best Way To Stunt?
buy a house.

>> No.16545370

>>16545242
That’s dangerous anon

>> No.16545386
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16545386

Buy some art.

>> No.16545400

>>16545249
after reflecting upon this I've decided your punishment is to draft your resume in latex

>> No.16545436

>>16545151
>45k a year
Nigga u poor

>> No.16545521

>>16545151
I too carry around like $3000 but I try to look poor so I don't get robbed

>> No.16545544

>>16545307
/biz/ started as a crypto board when /g/ was flooded with doge threads. The only people into drop shipping were the idiots telling everyone to give up and sell their btc in the 3 digits

>> No.16545556

>>16545370
It's not mine.
Wish it was, I'd spend it all on precious metals.
Get rid of the worthless fed issued toilet paper.

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>>16545151
>22
>45k pre tax
Thinks it’s a flex kek.
There are 18 year old kids selling supreme and off white making more than you

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16546222

>>16545242
fuckin lame ass

>> No.16546232

>>16545264
>>16545270
you seriously made this 2nd post because you believe in karma hahahaha what a fucking faggot

>> No.16546234

>>16545151
Im making 50k out of college get on my level kid

>> No.16546241

>>16545316
>22
>mid-twenties

hahahaha way to out yourself as a complete fucking retard

>> No.16546249

>>16545327
probably going to do this
>>16545560
>unironically saving this image and using it

weird ass nigga

>> No.16546254

>>16546234
wow cool bro but you're still a nerdy faggot so gtfo

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>>16545436
>G37
>$200k house (just like pic)
>still saving a grand a month
ok you retarded NEET

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>>16545151
Just wait till you get on my level. I'm 31, making 65K.

Das right, bitch. Kneel before me.

>> No.16546338

>>16546232
Actually I wanted to emphasize my point that I don't believe in being an asshole for no damn reason.

>> No.16546346

>>16545151
>FIY, virgins, the best way to slay some strange is to conduct yourself in a manner that pisses off as many dudes as you can. Females will love you
unironically based and true
it has to make them gossip about u though, if they just laugh at u ur fucked

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Wow, 45K. That's only 30 ounces of gold.
30($50 face value) = you only make $1,500.
Funny how gold balances everything out or something. Maybe homes would be no more than $5,000. Imagine that. Huh. Totally would love to live in a country that had a gold standard. Haha. Fiat paper funny moeny!!!!1

>> No.16546366

>>16546222
I told you it wasn't mine..
>>16545556

>> No.16546405

>>16545544
no shit entertaining times regardless

>> No.16546467

>>16546366
Just stfu faggot it doesn't make a difference geeksquad

>> No.16547159

>>16545165
Absolutely disgusting

>>16545151
Best way to flex is to dump all that cash into Universal Protocol, wait a year, then buy a nicer car with a steering wheel that isn't fucked up, and a condo in a tier 1 city.