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nice my boi pucci needs that too

>>16539985
Imagine the smell.

>>16540056
Imagine not having to imagine the smell. For a living.

Imagine being such a fag that you make your girl bleach her butthole.

>>16540006
they dont want queers coming in with their panties going im a girl teehee touch my butthurt. disgusting mentally ill freaks really do think you're wanted anywhere in life.

>>16540095
>says the virgin mad he cant even get a gf

>>16539985
My asshole is so sore right now. The other morning I had a nightmare shit that was so hard like a rock I was dripping sweat and didn’t think I was gonna get it out. I think I tore my asshole. I took another shit earlier and it was painful, my asshole is destroyed and now I can’t sit down.

>>16540121
I hate when its so painful that you get that few second long thought of "can I please just push this back in"
I tried once.

>>16540482
>>16540121
eat vegetables dumbfucks

>>16540108
You okay buddy?

>>16540121
>>16540482
Worse is when you finally push that big log out and you're sitting there catching your breath and the surprise multi-logs come shooting out your ass from the hole being gaped a bit now. wew lads

>>16539985
Unironically, Chiropractor

>>16540121
you just got an anal fissure, congrats it won't go away.

How can I make money from fuck prostitute?

>>16540121
Last week I had a shit so painful I actually almost passed out.

>>16539985
I’m waiting for the wojak bot

>>16540121
based an opiates pills

All women are whores

>that channel
lol

>>16539985
can you just IMAGINE the smell

>>16540121
happened to me last year, it's gonna heal allrgiht but you'll loose your kegel muscle strength with it, exercise it

>>16539985
>industry
I wonder what a factory would look like. Would it be called a braptory?

>>16540066
Holy fuck I can only imagine

>>16540533
This
they come flying out at such a fast pace there's no controlling it and it's very painful because they just slide through the bloody torn hole quickly

>>16541668
BASED

>>16541209
What the fuck? Do you people not any fiber or something?

>>16539985

>>16539985
Oh damn I haven't jacked it for two days and that video made me hard. I really wanna do that to my profession, that is what I'll do when link moons.
But srsly will I as a man be only able to bleach other mens hairy asshole or would girls come to me too

Women bleach their asshole for Chad but won't even swipe right on you on Tinder

>>16540121
>I had a nightmare shit that was so hard like a rock I was dripping sweat and didn’t think I was gonna get it out.
Are you sure it wasn't just a nightmare and maybe someone was fiddling you.

>>16542171
life is life

>>16540108
>disgusting mentally ill freaks really do think you're wanted anywhere in life.

YESSS, Why do you think we are hanging out on this site faagot?

>>16542201

based zidane

>>16542201
Has he posted a timestamp yet?

>>16542242
I'm in Sofia now what do you want to see?

>>16539985
How the fuck is this on youtube?

>>16542250
t. Ghost.

>>16541611

>>16542249
You sucking your sugar daddy’s sock

>>16542250
It's a tutorial it legal

>>16542156
If u already made it then do asshole bleachings for free to compete with women bleachers. If they still dont come, offer to pay women to let u bleach their assholes

>>16542446
>he does it for free

>>16540482

>>16542249
Post pic with women.

pro tip: you can't

>>16540121
Enjoy the encopresis, that’s when real hell begins.

Bros... 3:24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhbnJy021Ps

>>16540121
>>16540482
>>16540533
I recently had a similar experience. Is this what life as a boomer is like?

>>16540121
>>16540482
>>16540533
>>16542918
eat more fibre you fuckers and you won't be chronically constipated

>>16542962
Yeah this. I literally eat 2 bowls of mini wheats a week just to keep things moving. Changed my life.

Be careful of dreams where demons try to jump into your chest or something wants to get inside your asshole, those are a demons and you will get extremely sick mentally.

>>16542906

is that a turd poking out?

wtf is this channel

>>16540121

>>16539985
Nice, another great Brazilian contribution to mankind.

>>16543003
Jewish psyop, eventually all information will be the same

>>16539985
hmm i think I found my job, where do I apply?

>>16542975
/biz/
>Geriatric /b/

Imagine being a straight male and not laser hair removing and bleaching your asshole

>>16540870
This is a good idea. The guy sniffs her butt at 5:30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2dFG6iTPKY

>>16543048
Based andy log poster.

>>16543137
Pure genius and innovation. I thank my Brazilian brothers every day for their contributions to mankind

>>16540121
>>16540482
>t. Trannys

>>16542962
>>16542975
>he eats fibre
Ok boomer.

>>16544061
>has years worth of compacted shit rock inside him
>changes his diet drastically
>somehow this is the fiber's fault
Ok pooper

>>16544061
kek

>>16539985
>Imagine the smell

>>16542250

it's "educational"

>>16540482
stretch ur butthole with dildos from Amazon

>>16542066
We eat only junk food, candy, and fast food

Hate yourself. Watch sick n twisted porn. Coom 50 times a day to assholes and shit. Develop a demoralizing fetish. Crawl out of your hole. Pay prostitutes to shit of you. Get caught. Family turns on you. Go to sex addiction rehab. Turn your life around. Turn your fetish into a strength. Demonstrate you asshole knowledge to other assholes. Land a asshole exploration job. Win a ledger/tezos giveaway... Retire to Tahiti surrounded by assholes

https://contest-tezos.ledger.com/17374/9195232

Vaginal > Anal
This is unarguable fact. People who disagree never had sex. Vaginas are nice, soft and feels good when you put it in. It streches around your penis like it's meant to. Anal is not soft, hard and feels gross and your penis smells like shit afterwards.

>>16539985
who is the whore getting her asshole bleached? she has a great ass

also that girl doing the bleaching HAS to get turned on but all that asshole rubbing, she's over-compensating trying to act like it's just a normal thing to do lmao

>>16545597
uh you are supposed to clean the poop out before doing anal. It's not hard, it doesn't smell if she cleans properly. Vagina does feel better but the dominance head rush of anal is different. Also its more fun to watch sluts get ass fucked in porn cuz they make funny noises

>>16545597

Agreed. The whole sensation of vaginal is better. It's warm and tight throughout and wetter. It's also hotter to realize you're in her baby hole rather than her poop hole. Anal is just a meme, the novelty wears off quickly.

>>16545683
He still watches porn. Ngmi.

>>16545683
Watching is different than doing. Even after cleaning, the smell never disappears and to make anal even remotely feel good around your penis you have to finger it for at least half and hour to open it up and even then it's not as good vagina.

>>16545597
only time I've had anal was when I was drunk as hell and was fucking an 18 year old and I only did it as a sort of "I own you now" power move, it was mostly just dominance and I don't even remember what it felt like

>>16545683
i bet u think cops do cool shit like in the movies too right?

>>16545639
>she's over-compensating trying to act like it's just a normal thing to do lmao

its literally her job and shes done it a thousand times

you incels are so fucking pathetic it hurts

>>16542356
Unironically this. Algerianbro is a Instagram "model" (whore).

Butt seks is for fags.

why is this thread still up?

>>16543360
She’s really into it. A lot of girls are secretly into older guys, and I bet she’s doing this to get turned in. But society is not allowed to talk about it, because ‘creeps’. It’s only creepy if the older guy is ugly, low status, or a murderer. Young girls will naturally go for the older guy if he’s attractive.

>>16541471
isn't it great? enjoy life fren

>>16545597
True, I like watching anal porn, but it’s only cause the idea of dominance. I’m turned on psychologically by it. I like the idea of going into a girls hole that she doesn’t want me going into. But I don’t think I’ll actually like it in practice for the reasons you gave. Although some girls (maybe 1 in 8) actually prefer it over vaginal.

>>16544851
kek enjoy your ruined asshole

>>16539985
>Youtube allows this but not James Allsup.

>>16540095
You know a persons butthole is the same color as their lips?

>>16546135
Not true.
>t. gf haver

>>16545723
nah. It can be done cleanly and you can use toys instead of fingers. It's something you have to get her to plan a day ahead for, not randomly butt fucking some girl off tinder that was eating wendies last night

>>16545770
No they like taking guns or drugs off white people and planting them on blacks they've killed or set up but I'm not complaining

>>16546146
Lipstick?
Bleached butthole?
Or perhaps she is a mixed race?
Do her nipples match either or lips or labia?

>>16546173
No; no; yes; yes.
Basically what they said in the video. Unless you're washing your asshole with face scrub or something it's probably going to look different than the rest of you.

>>16540524
I think he's referring to that Canuck trans person who was suing female waxers for refusing to serve him/her. Yessica Yanvin or something
I'm not up to date with the latest outrage pron so I can't tell you for sure. But I do recall it being a news event that got some coverage.

>>16544298
>Ok pooper
nice

>>16542906
POO POO PEE PEE POO

>>16545597
>doing anal without a condom
Enjoy your hepatitis fucking retard.

>>16542201
hello medchad fag

>>16540121
Same, asshole been in pain since I took the last shit, it was rough

>>16546635
Before doing anal girls should get a wash.
At least that's what they do in porn or if you find a civilez human being.
Otherwise doing anal is fucking gross and you could seriously get hepatitis.

>>16545774
and yet you hang out with incels all the time, maybe you yourself is an incel but in denial.

>>16539985
the name is alexis monroe apparently

>>16542906
>>16542989
>>16546474
Thats skin connected to her rim. Have sex incels