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I'm an amateur designer and I have created a unique pair of glasses that aim to stop slippage. Trying to come up with a snappy name. So far thinking about Optigrab?

Anyway. I'm wondering how I can go about mass producing them?

also I have 1m Fantom so I'm gonna be pretty rich soon.

>> No.16531169

>>16531150
wtf, why does i have to look so gay?
Why does the it have to stick so long out in an arch like that? Looks like a pee pee desu.
Maybe just call it the peepee glass

>> No.16531176

>>16531150
IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ANTI-SEMITIC JOKE

>> No.16531180
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16531180

>>16531150
So how does it work, OP?

>> No.16531189

You sir are a JERK

>> No.16531191

https://www.williampainter.com/
do exactly as they did, pay for insta influencers, youtube ads and you should be ok. great idea anon. let me know if you need any help

>> No.16531209

>>16531150
OP this is actually the plot of a movie called "The Jerk'.

It was Steve Martin's first starring role.

>> No.16531236

wtf, Do the hook attach to your nostrils?

>> No.16531246

>>16531150
congratz
you re-invented the string

>> No.16531345

>>16531180

Well I was thinking about what causes glasses to slip on and off. And its because when you take them on and off you are always putting pressure on the frames. So I put a little handle on the centre so it puts the pressure on the bridge where it belongs. Plus I put a little handle on them to stop slippage.

>> No.16531369
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16531369

>>16531345
Ohhhhhh. I thought you were talking about trading slippage

>> No.16531415

>>16531150
pay me to make 3d renders to get indiegogo money

>> No.16531439

Name it Optikel

>> No.16531476

Stay-put™

>> No.16531617

The OP must be laughing his ass off at you movie illiterate zoomers.

https://youtu.be/i5jTH89HjTA

>> No.16531634

OP have you ever considered the possible side affects of your invention? Like maybe becoming cross-eyed?

>> No.16531641

>>16531150
This is antisemitic

>> No.16531653
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>>16531150

>> No.16531687

>>16531150
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>> No.16531694

>>16531634
I haven't even tested them on prisoners!

>> No.16531705

>>16531209
sir you are talking to a nigger

>> No.16531836

Opticool
Or target specific areas with these
Optinig
Opthalmokike

>> No.16532866

>>16531189
>>16531209
I hope you're ready for the anticlimactic product liability suit when your product leaves your customers cross-eyed. You should watch the movie for more details or speak with a lawyer
> t. Lawfag