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Anonymous Tue Dec 10 20:56:16 2019 No.16525130 [DELETED]

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Whenever I go to take a shit my balls dunk in the toilet water.

How do I profit from this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 20:57:01 2019 No.16525137 >>16525130 dilate

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:03:52 2019 No.16525192 >>16525130 Drink the toilet water before sitting down

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:05:56 2019 No.16525214 I could never understand this until I went to Nyc (from the uk) My dick would bathe in the toilet everytime I took a shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:07:05 2019 No.16525222 >>16525130 you need a nut bra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zdDfQrPi5Q

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:07:57 2019 No.16525231 >>16525214 seriously, wtf is wrong with ameritards? I love my german toilet after beeing in cali last year

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:08:15 2019 No.16525234 File: 53 KB, 742x430, 1563227501222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16525130

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:14:20 2019 No.16525295 >>16525214 >>16525231 It’s cheap cooling. I thought you guys didn’t like AC?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:15:47 2019 No.16525309 >>16525130 >he doesn't know about the rubberband trick Never going to make it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:17:13 2019 No.16525316 >>16525130 How is that even possible? How long are your balls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:18:17 2019 No.16525322 >>16525295 >pay 800k for a shit shack >surrounded by assholes and faggots >socialist government >wrath of God fires >no electricity >>b-b-but ac is free

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:18:59 2019 No.16525328 >>16525322 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:19:21 2019 No.16525330 >>16525192 >not after Ngmi

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:21:30 2019 No.16525345 >>16525316 They sag low in warm weather I have above average ball size

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:29:02 2019 No.16525419 >>16525130 brooo I got long ass balls too

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:30:12 2019 No.16525431 >>16525419 what do you do to rectify them not dipping in the shit water? Right now I got to cup mine

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:30:21 2019 No.16525432 >>16525130 Ok stamper

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:34:25 2019 No.16525478 >>16525130 Drink the water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:59:09 2019 No.16525707 >>16525431 buy a normal toilet from a non american manufacturer

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:01:46 2019 No.16525728 File: 62 KB, 1003x501, original-15969-1506427905-14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] in case you wonder what a normal toilet looks like (it's not the left one) because if you were born in trumpland you may have never seen one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:25:47 2019 No.16525972 >>16525728 What the fuck? Are Americans retarded?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:31:11 2019 No.16526030 >>16525728 Where's the soiled toilet paper bin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:32:45 2019 No.16526043 Long balls...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:34:24 2019 No.16526058 >>16525972 >Are Americans retarded? Think about what you just asked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:39:18 2019 No.16526080 >>16525728 is that toilet paper on far right? looks like cardboard do you get callus on your asshole?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:39:28 2019 No.16526082 I thought it was just me, apparently the balls dipping in the toilet problem has a higher incidence rate than I thought. I've just been using a rubber band between my balls and around my dick, kinda hauls it off to one side but it's fine chicks dig it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:43:17 2019 No.16526112 >>16525972 Yes. But you can set your own water line. It's not difficult.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:51:02 2019 No.16526174 >>16526030 based. i put all my poopy paper in the trash can too

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:53:15 2019 No.16526196 >>16526082 >I've just been using a rubber band between my balls and around my dick, kinda hauls it off to one side but it's fine chicks dig it >chicks dig it Elaborate

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:08:21 2019 No.16526293 >>16525728 In mine the water goes almost up to the seat

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:17:55 2019 No.16526365 >>16525728 what the actual fuck, with water level that high it must be on purpose right? like a refreshing ball dip in the hot weather??

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:22:29 2019 No.16526409 Someone is going to steal the contents of this thread and make a movie or tv episode out of it. Screencap this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:25:11 2019 No.16526430 >sit on toilet >unleash the kraken >as turd impacts water with maximum velocity the water splashes and hits right on my balls and dickhole How to profit from this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:29:42 2019 No.16526480 >>16526409 Wrong thread whoops

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:30:28 2019 No.16526490 >>16526409 You ain't seen nothing lol