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What human would ever go that low besides niggers?

>>16523816
I worked at a jewish cemetary, who are buried with a white cloth on them and nothing else, so don't try one of those. Go at night and make sure to rob a really old grave, nothing newer then 2000 if you know what is good for you. Good luck!
they are buried in

>>16523824
it's only 6 feet fag. not that low

>>16523824
Who cares?
They're just corpses

The fuck are they going to use that golden wedding ring for?

>>16523816
not really. I think it usually gets stolen by family or staff

>>16523816
Sort of. Me and my gf have an operation where we get the body when RECENTLY buried, use a syringe to take a chunk of testicle and then inseminate her with it. Then we quickly make a claim on the inheritance.

>>16523816
Uh, no. You're probably a skellington trying to get me to come close enough so that you can grab me or something. No thanks.

>>16523849
even 4chan(nel) is 18+
go back retard

>>16523843
I got scared by your post, what do you mean with “they are buried in”.

>>16523816
Nice try, wight knight. You aren't getting your clammy fingers on my life essence and internal organs anytime soon.

So that's what body snatching means

>>16523879
not actually a terrible idea. showing up 1 month into the pregnancy claiming they fucked at a roadside bar and demanding 20-30% could work pretty consistently, especially if they were old men with histories of sexual misconduct

>>16523816
>Anyone here ever tried grave robbing?
A couple times but I decided it's not for me

>>16523879
this is why I still come to 4chan

>>16523879
same here, except with my mom and my girlfriends grandpa

not worth and you look like a fucking idiot when you're caught. Labeled as a perpetual grave robber lmao imagine that.

>>16523816
Personally I would feel uncomfortable doing it. But If you were to do that, you should definitely buy LINK with the proceeds.

>>16523879
This sounds like necrophilia somehow

the absolute fucking state of /biz/

>>16523824
white men

>>16524034
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST DIG OUT VALUE THAT IS FOREVER LOST JUST BECAUSE SOME OLD FART BELIEVED IN THE FAIRY TALE OF ETERNAL LIVE AND WANTED TO BE BURIED WITH ITS PRECIOUS STUFF LIKE A FUCKING ASSHOLE INSTEAD OF GIVING IT TO THE FAMILY. THATS LIKE SO FUCKING WRONG MAN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR MORALS BRO?

>>16523879
Based

>>16524062
I'm also a lil spooked

>>16524463
Have respect for the dead, you fucking faggot. You're no different than inner city niggers that would steal the flip flops off a disabled grannies feet. Fuck you.

>>16524479
>disabled granny
>a fucking corpse
totally the same thing. you have to go back

I would only dig up 5000 old kangs graves.

>>16524487
Nigger detected.

>>16524479
>have respect for the dead
when are you people going back? honestly what will it take? 1k btc? 500 btc? what is it? why do you redditor faggots still come here expecting to be rich? you bought the top of a bubble, get over it. accept losses and get the fuck out

>>16524463
>>16524530
>lmao, it's just a corpse
>*tips fedora*
>if it wasn't for such silly things as religion we wouldn't have ceremonial burials anyway!

>>16524564
>NOOOOOOOOOOO THERE HAS TO BE A MAGICAL PLACE WHERE I GET TO LIVE FOREVER AFTER I DIE OTHERWISE I WOULD BE IN A PERPETUAL EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
>ME ME ME THIS EXISTENCE IS ABOUT ME AND NOTHING ELSE I LOVE ME AND MYSELF AND I HAVE TO LIVE FOREVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT ALL THE HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE LIVED ARE NOW IN HEAVEN OR HELL BECAUSE I CANT GRASP THE CONCEPT OF DETACHING MYSELF FROM MY EGO
>ENJOY HELL WHILE I GO TO HEAVEN CAUSE IM A GOOD BOY

>>16524668
SAVAGE

>>16524668
>this my grandpa hurr durr

>>16524668
shut up atheist dog lmao

>>16524699
>if youre not a christcuck you're an atheist
this is your brain on christcuckism

>>16524463
>yup, being an atheist is truly enlightening. It takes a lot of introspective thinking to arrive at nihilism. Those with lesser intelligence will never truly understand how enlightening it is. Nothing happens after you die guys, it's just like before you were born! Why can't you idiots comprehend this?

>>16523824
Literally jews

>>16523816
First time I've ever visited /biz/ and this is the first thread. /b/ isn't dead, it simply got to /biz/ness.

>>16524708
Let me guess, pagan

>>16523816
Bump for interest.

>>16524777
'Mirin the meme and the trips.

>>16524777
Impressive

>>16524734
the only NPC here is you. contrarian dumbfuck that thinks hes smart and independent just because he believes with whatever goes against mainstream. probably agnostic/atheist when you were younger but now that being being christian and conversative is what the cool counterculture kids are doing, youre a christian.
being a counter-NPC is as pathetic as being an NPC, but youre too much of an NPC to even be able to realize it.
>>16524779
are you unable to read about many things and then make a filtered selection of what you think makes sense to you from all the doctrines? or you can only function by introducing yourself in a labeled group? you arrive and you leave this world alone, yet you try to find meaning to your own journey in the interpretation of a restrict groups of people, when there has been developed endless knowledge on the topic of life and death by brilliant minds throughout history.
the vast majority of intellectuals in history were not atheists nor religious, yet you label everyone that diverges the slightest from religion as an atheist

>>16524699
>>16524708

Christcucks are the scum of 4chan.

>>16523847
Underrated

>>16523816
t. jew

>>16523847
lol

>>16524911
>the only NPC here is you. contrarian dumbfuck that thinks hes smart and independent just because he believes with whatever goes against mainstream. probably agnostic/atheist when you were younger but now that being being christian and conversative is what the cool counterculture kids are doing, youre a christian.
being a counter-NPC is as pathetic as being an NPC, but youre too much of an NPC to even be able to realize it.

What does necrophilia actually taste like?

>>16524911
>projecting
the post

>>16523816
I think at the very least you could exhume and sell the embalmed body. Maybe on Ebay.
Start with a low price to get the attention of many bidders - traffic is key. That’s what will get you top dollar for your newly acquired embalmed body.

>>16524463
>NOO GOYIM DON'T TAKE YOUR GOLD AND VALUABLES AWAY FROM ME

To all the christcucks here triggered at the idea of graverobbing:

"It is easier for yo momma's fat ass to fit through the head of a needle than for a rich man to pass through the gates of heaven."
- t. Christ

Graverobbing is basically post-mortem evangelism.

>>16523879

>>16524463
this is the least funny and cringiest example of this meme I've ever seen, and I usually laugh my ass off at these

Congratulations, you may have ruined this meme for me by being so fucking terribly not funny. Take a break from posting and lurk more you absolute niggerfaggot.

>>16523816
/biz ways to make money

-gravedigging
-extracting gold from electronics and burying the toxic waste in your backyard
-sucking dicks (obviously)

Miss any?

>>16525435
Shrimp farming.

>>16524820
that logo tho

>>16523816
It's disrespectful and it's atrocious to post this here. If you want gold, go pan for it or buy it with your hard earned kikebucks.

>>16525416

>poo

>>16523847
Kek2

>>16525435
>dropshipping
>pretending to be a woman and findoming guys
>beard oil
>tortilla warmer machine
>rubbing second hand panties across your balls and selling them as used girl panties
and more recently
>make money from fuck prostitute

>>16524149

>>16525435
Freight

>>16523879
Strange and compelling, I give it an eight

>>16523824
England literally did it and stole an insane amount of wealth that way from egypt

>>16524777
Welcome fren

>>16525230
"guys i posted the meme. am i cool?"

>>16525416
>I usually laugh my ass off at these
You have a lowbrow sense of humourwnd should feel awful about that. Terrible meme. Terrible person.

>>16525416
>I usually laugh my ass off at these
You have a lowbrow sense of humour and should feel awful about that. Terrible meme. Terrible person.

>>16525416 #
>I usually laugh my ass off at these
You have a lowbrow sense of humourwnd should feel awful about that. Terrible meme. Terrible person.

>>16523816
>Anyone here ever tried grave robbing?
>Do people still wear jewelry when they get put in the ground?
>>16523824
>What human would ever go that low besides niggers?
niggers don't even do this shit

>>16524463
based

>>16524668
MEGA BASED
ULTRA BASED
UNSTOPPABLE

>>16524699
nothing he said was atheism u have been brainwashed by the abrahamic semites

>>16525416
fuck off schlomo jr.

>>16523879
very nice

>>16523816
no larp, I know a guy who dug up a grave and stole a skull. his big idea was to make a bong out of it and give it to his girlfriend. no larp I said. Rolling Stone even wrote an article about the incident. this was about 12 years ago if I remember right. Not sure exactly what happened to the kid, but he disappeared into the system for about a year, then came back and continued to be weird as fuck.

>>16524777
kek welcomes you with those digits. saved the baby yeed, thanks anon. enjoy your stay

>>16525806
>MEGA BASED
>ULTRA BASED
>UNSTOPPABLE

>>16525850
>fuck off schlomo jr.

>>16525839
>brainwashed by the abrahamic semites

You're cringe incarnate. Stop posting immediately. You ought to be embarrassed.

>>16524777
checked

>>16525902
how do you make a bong out off a skull?

>>16523843
>>16524062
>>16524478
I think he was explaining only to rob older than 2000 because the newer ones are buried in more secure coffins but then stopped and deleted some

>>16525920
mega not based

>>16525902
Pretty sure I read that one

>>16526017
idk, it's a creative pursuit. gotta use your imagination I guess. I believe he was caught the next day or sometime soon after taking it home, so I don't know how far he actually got in the crafting phase.

>>16525999
checked

>>16526069
I looked it up since I don't remember some of these details. dude used a hack saw to make off with the head . he also stole eyeglasses and a bow tie from the corpse. kek

>>16526101
sounds like a based retard

>>16526108
yes definitely. absolutely retarded, and undeniably based at the same time. pretty much sums up my experience with this dude as well.

>>16526101
holy FUCK king detected

>>16526017
>>16526069
>>16526101
started thinking about this
skulls aren't sealed bulbs or anything so you'd have to pretty much seal every little crack and hole and just figure out how to attach a downstem and mouthpiece
probably not too difficult
imagine doing this to tommy chongs skull after he dies

>>16526143
but you need to put the water in too?
attaching downstem and properly sealing it is also not so easy I guess.
dude could have learned glass blowing instead

>>16526234
it's a lot of effot but if you just got really high and sat there dicking with it for a few days you could probably manage to get a few hits out of it just for bragging rights

>>16526240
>bragging rights

>yeah bro *cough* sick bong where'd you buy it
>oh i fucking dug someone out of a fucking grave then hacksaw-d off his head then scooped his brain out with my spot knives and long story short we're smoking out of his probably cursed skull
>...


>broooo * seth rogan laugh* hehehehuehuehuehuehue

Someone is going to steal the contents of this thread and make a movie or tv episode out of it. Screencap this.

>>16525999
thanks, checked as well.

>>16523879
>>16523879
Bodies are usually buried 3+ days after death.
How or why would someone get buried in 1 day?
There's no way sperm would still be viable for that long.
Also, what are embalming fluids?

No guarantee of pregnancy
No guarantee of inheritance
No guarantee she'd give you any of the proceeds since it's "her" baby and not yours.

About how many dead men's babies do you and your girlfriend have now that you've embarked on this ambitious get rich quick scheme?
What do you plan on telling them when they ask their mom how they met their father?

This might be doable if you worked in a mortuary though. It'd be a lot easier if she just seduced a rich old guy before he actually died.

>>16523824
Eastern euros do this all the time in germany, happened to my family last year.

>>16527596
invade them again, this time we'll send you aid instead.
t. US

>>16523816
imagine the smell

>>16523847
lol

>>16523847
Top jej

>>16527596
Eastern europoors won't do this shit. They will beat you up and rob you but robbing graves is a Roma thing.

>>16525777
Because it requires work. Back in ooga booga land, the probably leave their bodies above ground and eat and fuck them. They don't even have anything worth stealing because they only lived among niggers, anyway, so they never learned how.

>>16527818
This but unironically

>>16523816
/biz/ needs a Grave Robbing General thread

*ahem*

There was this guy that was a crimelord's bodyguard and was gifted an extremely expensive watch for saving the boss's life. Rumor was he was buried with it so somebody dug up the grave a week after he was buried. Only confirmed graverobbing story i know.

>>16527855
They did hold Charlie Chaplins corpse for ransom though.

>>16523816
You have to get a job, neet.

>>16524149
It's a dumb fucking idea, because sperm wouldn't stay alive even up to the embalming session after being in a fucking freezer, and definitely wouldn't survive that.

>>16527593
Unless you're Muslim then you have to bury the person within 24 hrs of the death

>>16524149
And what about actually doing it with sperm donors who just died?

>>16527593
We drown the children post inheritance.

>>16525777
In my town niggers ran a burial business. They would sell a plot and dig up a 100 year old grave that nobody visited anymore. Idk what they did with the bodies.

>>16523879
I can't believe anyone thinks this would work

>>16528941
That's fucked up, mate

>>16528560
2edgy4me

Interesting concept...
There is a grave nearby in the forest, really old and hidden. Even has trees growing up out of the plots.

Gold metal detector? Its just gold in the soil at this point.

>>16524777
welcome and dont fall for the Chainlink is a meme meme.
If you dig through the breadcrumbs, you'll see it is your chance for intergenerational wealth.
Everything else apart from BTC,ETH and XMR is a shitcoin.

>>16523879
fucking based

>>16523879
amazing

>>16529256
Do it and make a YouTube channel of vids if it, that way you’re guaranteed to make money off it

>>16524463
kek, literally this. I graverob for a living, you get tons of antique gold and jewelery. All the cucks on biz are too scared to get their hands dirty. It's literally free money

>>16524699
sandnigger

>>16523816
>Crypto dumps
>check /biz/
>any anons tried shoplifting before?
>can I piss in the sink to save money
>can you make money from grave robbing?
>how can I make 100 dollars, rent due tomorrow
>plz send eth to my address sirs, very needful
>about to long BTC at 100x margin, this is the last of my life savings, wish me luck
>REEEE I got liquidated I'm going to KMS

Pottery.