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I have fucked like 5 whores on tinder and have 1 on call I can creampie any time

Relationships are for burnt out losers

>>16511119
that your wife OP. noice

>>16511119
>World of Tanks

Nice

>>16511119
>Thanks to Tinder Gold I met my current wife

holy fuck hahahahaha might as well have married a prostitute.

>>16511119
this is a sell signal, their DOJ investigation must be close to being complete

>>16511119
FUCK YOU. I HAVE AN ADDICTION TO PROSTITUTES NOW AND I CAN'T STOP SPENDING ALL OF MY MONEY ON THEM.

>tinder
thanks but I'm fat and in my 30's

>>16511140
Burnt out loser with relationship here, can confirm.

>>16511119
Same here anon, been with her 3 years and it has been ideal. Although I didn't pay for shit, paying for tinder is a bit much

>>16511229
Chill, many men spend more than you spend on prostitutes and all they get in return is them saying their name while playing league of legends. Try to keep it down. I do 1 whore per month.

>>16511140
Degenerate ngmi

>>16511119
I wanted to buy MTCH at 17 bucks.
But as an eternal doomer I waited till the stock market crashed.
Still waiting.

>>16511140
Wait is that bareback creampie or with rubber on. If bare holy shit that's based

>>16511741
Sad little virgin

>I met my current wife on Tinder
Getting married with a Tinder cum dumpster.

>>16511741
how is it gonna be a creampie with a condom on? are you fucking retarded?

>>16511119

>Tinder is huge

Go long on antivirals

>>16511140
Before this thread is killed by janny,
how the fuck do you do it?
I have 100 matches and I dont even know where to start.

>>16511140
WOW 5!! YOUR KILLING IT BRO

>>16511140
I had 7 man, fucking around in circle, in the wardrobe, in the balcony, like a fucking animal, and then one day I just wrote 8 names on a board, crosses 7 of them and pick the last one.
I fucked her and she is now my wife.
She has a kid but she is just too based.
Man thanks Tinder, my life went to hardcore to hardcore+

>>16511926
Jesus christ you faggots are pathetic. Lookming up to a guy who is proud of pulling single digit thots from tinder

If you want to go degenerate at least be good at it

t. lost track of tinder lays at around 30 notches years ago

>>16511140
Larp. Everyone on /biz/ is unironically a virgin.

>>16511926

Message them, chit-chat for a few messages (depends on the girl), ask them for coffee/beer, chit chat for an hour, take them back to your place, fuck, and then either ignore them or invite them over again whenever you feel like it.

In case you're really socially unaware, if they come back to your place, they want to fuck.

>>16511140
WOAH WE GOT A CHAD OVER HERE

My breeding prowess is greater than yours! Aghhhh, i shoot the largest ropes! I get all the bishes!

Bunch of primates.

>>16511805
yes

>>16511749
I just want to know what it feels like, I thought girls never let you do creampie unless you're married

>>16512214
Plenty of tinder sluts are down to bang raw. I had to stop several to put on condom. They often are not the type where you would think they are down for that when you meet them in other situation

>>16512214
>I just want to know what it feels like, I thought girls never let you do creampie unless you're married
Only if you're genetically inferior.

>>16512239
Don't you worry about diseases though

>>16512264
Thats why I stop them and use a condom if they try to start without one.

>>16512264

nah yolo i've pulled out a few times with fwb's, never met those ones on tinder tho

>>16512309
What’s it like having HPV?

>>16512331
Dont think I have it yet. Or maybe Im one of the people where it doesn't develop symptoms

>>16511119
Is this photoshop or is her back actually that fucked up? I don't understand how a back curvature can be that out of whack.

My jew-dar is going off with this thread

>>16512343
Unless you’re eating poorly cleaned axe wound, you would, generally, be a symptomatic.

My mom is an OR nurse and was telling me about some middle age dike that came in with esophageal cancer covered in throat tumors from hpv. Nasty stuff.

>>16512367
Isnt it binary, like either you have it or you dont? Or do I have to rim hundreds of HPV infested cunts to have it bad?

>>16512367
Asymptomatic**

>>16512264
The reason why these diseases exist is because of people like the person you're replying to.
Think about it.
They get the disease and just keep fucking. They keep spreading it over and over again until they can't anymore, so either death, the disease completely ruins their sexual organs, or the disease mutilates them in some other way to make them so unattractive that no one fucks them. Then they just switch to prostitutes and spread it to them, who spread it to other stupid johns.
Basically we need a sterilization program.

>>16512386
Yes, you have it or you don’t. But most folks with sexual contact get it and don’t know they have it. Again, it’s asymptomatic in most. More of a liability for females as it causes uterine cancer or, throat cancer for the orally inclined.

Though, As fat nigger women say; you do you, boo.

>>16512416
2nd to last sentence was a continuation of the "disease makes them unattractive" thought; sorry about the confusion

>>16512352
She's sticking her ass out for a monkey-butt photo op.

>>16512423
Lmao so if I have it Im helping eradicate thot-genes?

>>16512416
have sex incel

>>16512239
One time I brought up getting a condom and the girls response was "What, are you, a child?".

>>16512264
I got chlamydia in college once many years ago, but nothing from tinder. It's always a good idea to get tested every few months though. I make a judgement call based on how wealthy the girls' family is. This strategy has not done me wrong.

I also creampie as often as possible. Feels good man.

>>16512460
Potentially. I think it’s important to sift out the harder to spot thots though. You effort to weed out the population should include women the grew up with a stable father, no tattoos, limited substance abuse or partying, but also gave a tinder account and fuck minorities on the sly. I want a visible mushroom indentation on every forward. Smack em so hard that even cosmetic surgery won’t help.

>>16512508
Forehead**

>>16512497
That so hot I would give anything to creampie a hot girl, I wish I knew what it felt like

>>16512111
you know this is 4chan right? you know most of us are social autists? what do we do then?

>>16512629
Chit-chat is just shitposting with less insults. Treat the convo like a thread and just have fun.

>>16512629

You enter your apartment, show them around, offer them a glass of water/some tea/a glass of wine, and at the end of the tour you end up in your bedroom. Then you say something to imply you'd like to have sex. Then you have sex.

>>16512508
you are one seriously illiterate fuck.

I recently remade my Tinder and apparently have even less game than I did a year and a half ago. Do I really need to pay for these fucking boosts?

>>16512686
4/10s are looking for Chad doctors and lawyers who love to travel and adventure. So yeah, unless you're a Chad doctor who loves to travel and adventure, delete your tinder account and find a new strategy.

also: have sex

>>16512629
the only women who will chit chat with neck beard autists are 3/10 fatties. time to join a gym and work on your pick up game.

>>16512714
I have fucked women off Tinder in the past, but now I am getting zero matches.

>>16512523
Buy a fleshlight and you'll know that feel.

>>16512734
>zero
don't exaggerate. unless you live in a very rural area, you're at least getting a few matches

>>16512655
Help I've shown her my silver stack and explained about the coming reset but we still aren't having sex, what did I forget

>>16512049
>getting wed to a non-virgin bride
Cringe.

>>16512750
Did you tell her to have sex incel?

>>16512745
I live in NYC and swiped yesterday and today. I'm not swiping right on everyone though so maybe some landwhales are swiping right on me. I don't believe that 3+ icon for a second they just want me to upgrade to premium.

>>16511229
Prostitutes are far better than Tinder. Pay money, get laid. Instead of jump through hoops, buy dinner, listen to some stupid thot drone on about her amazing trip to India and how she wants to adventure her whole life and maybe after it's all said an done, she'll get enough booze in her to fuck you.

i live in a shithole city with only 350,000 population


i only get matched with fatties. i dont even see any bueatiful girls to match with,

this like this for anyone else?

>>16512799
With prossies the risk of disease is basically 100% after a couple years unless you fuck high class escorts exclusively.

>>16512678
Phone posting, gimme a break!

>>16512787
oh, I see. well I haven't had tinder for a few years so I don't know how that app is anymore. I couldn't stomach tinder dates anymore. Everyone was the same. Tinder is a thot factory and every bitch on there is pretty much the same. It got to the point where I stopped remembering having sex with these women. When the sex is so mundane and emotionless that it's utterly forgettable, it's time to do something different. Also, I was seeing more and more women with hairy, unkempt snatches. Like, no grooming at all. Just lazy whores with gross holes.

>>16512787
They want me to upgrade to premium and buy boosts so they are hiding me. There are also a shit ton of gigachads i'm competing with. I'm kind of beta but I have banged at least 5 girls off Tinder before and picked up girls at the bar so I'm not totally unfuckable.

I really just want to meet a nice girl from an immigrant family in Queens who still goes to a CUNY and lives with her parents, but they're probably not on Tinder. These transplant girls are not loyal man.

>>16511119
>marrying a tinder using cum dumpster

Yikes

>>16512814
how is that in any way different from thots?

>>16512814
>high class escorts exclusively
what counts as high class? $300/hr?

>>16512787
You probably started with weak pics and got a shitty internal score. Make a new account and pic top tier pictures from the getgo.

>>16512818
just read back over what you wrote at least once. You instant gratification impatient zoomers really rustle my jimmies sometimes.

>>16511119
haha who needs tinder when I can make myself coom

shorted

>>16512827
Or, here’s a novel idea, find a non whore that you actually care deeply for, if your brain can manage, and enjoy sex with an emotional connection instead of using a random meat wallet to masturbate with. People say it’s better.

>>16512839
You can at least filter thots for slightly less slutty if you are so inclined

never used tinder kek

>>16512847
Sorry man, I’m a good person, just gooned out on adderall and rockstar right now.

I want her to take shit in my eyes

>>16511119
OPs wife.

Good job bro. The bards will sing of your tales for being Mr. 61 for all times!

You should write a blog on how alpha you are.

>>16512836
>I really just want to meet a nice girl from an immigrant family in Queens who still goes to a CUNY and lives with her parents, but they're probably not on Tinder.
if you're dead set on online dating(which is a no-win scenario imho) try christianmingle, eharmony and maybe match.

>>16512875
Look at those constructed pupils... poor thing.

>>16512814

You risk of disease from prostitutes is no higher than fucking a bunch of tinder hookers but either way if you don’t wear a rubber you’re retarded and have a death wish

>>16512851
>find a non whore
define "non whore." Cuz last time I checked, there aren't any virgins left. And finding a woman with less than 5 past sex partners is like finding a needle in a haystack. So don't judge me, bitch. And did you miss the part where I don't use tinder anymore? I don't play that game anymore.

Can’t you guys be like me and totally give up? I checked out years ago and have horrible depression, but it’s a small price to pay for being leader of the guild.


I’ll see myself out..

>>16512840
yea

>>16512852
"like, I've only been with 3 guys in my life."
>except for the 50 guys she banged in college. But that doesn't count, it's college.

>>16512900
I’m a 34 year old virgin and my mom gets sad she doesn’t have any grandchildren to spoil.

>>16512911
“Stop being so judgmental, I was young and trying to find myself” you experimented in college, right anon?

>>16512915
this feel hurts

t. 37 degenerate

>>16512214
>he's never creampied roastie ass

>>16512900
I have checked out as well, and I too get depressed and lonely on the reg. In the past 3 years I've fucked one girl and she was a girl I worked with and only fucked her once, unfortunately. She was really pretty and nice too, but a totally fucking whore.

>>16512655
>Hi roastie, my name is anon. Have you ever heard of chainlink? I have 100 of them, I'm gonna be jew-level rich. Do you like Dragonball z?

>>16512930
Untreated depression?

>>16512987
That might actually get a reply and could work if you are less autistic in the follow up

>>16513003
>Untreated depression?
translation: refuses to get exercise

>>16513003
I just hate the feel of my dad dying without ever meeting his grandson

>>16513002
I actually secured a date with a really cute high caste Indian girl by sperging out about crypto. We got drunk and made out in a cab and then she flaked on our 2nd date which was an event I had bought tickets for. Dating fucking sucks

>>16513003
>>16513027

And not a virgin

>>16513030
I used to do it but wrapped it in a socialist hurr durr muh central banks spin

>>16511229
Welcome to the club

>>16513014
You can get exercise and eat an impeccable diet and still be too depressed to get out if your own head. Ever heard of a 16 year lifter with an 8 pack that’s hates himself despite looking really good in the mirror? I would be easier to be a neckbeard and get ignored instead of being aloof and having gorgeous women approach you on occasion.

>>16512915
Fix yourself now.

>>16513062
What do you suggest?

>>16513071
Go fuck a prostitute

Alright boys I got a boost and got one black girl who super liked me, so my account is 100% cucked. I really should have at least 6-8 matches from a boost though

>>16513100
No, I don’t like that idea. I’ve passed up 15 blatant opportunities to get it free, no need to pay.

>>16513115
Then fuck one of your opportunities faggot whats stopping you
Go get some cialis or viagra for the first couple times so you don't fuck up out of nervousness

>>16513136
Too depressed to go out or socialize at all these days. Life is gym, work, shopping, vidya, shit posting, adinfinitum. When I say checked out, I mean just that. Now, since this has gone full R9K, kindly fuck off and die.

>>16512085
No, just linkies. At least half of us have had sex more times than we can count

>>16513163
Well thats why a hooker is the way to go.

>>16512629
>>16512111
This. Please provide clear step-by-step instructions, I once tried to cook eggs and accidentally got spaghetti everywhere.

>>16513170
Or save the money for bigger bags instead of paying some whore to let me mush her muffin. I have a general dislike for our species (you guys are okay though). I want to “make it” then die abruptly.

>>16512750
Idk sounds like you did everything right to me. Maybe try calling her a glownigger and see if that helps?

>>16512352
have you not been around women ever? that's their posture when they stand on tip toe or wear high heels

>>16512889
never noticed that, good catch. that's some good heroin

but what if my peepee small?

>>16512050
Nah dawg. I just don't know the culture. That's why I asked.
I was in a LTR when tinder came out.

>>16512875
60 guys in 2 semesters, eh.
You a whore kys

>>16511119
I don't know why but I seem to only meet pol girls or strippers off of tinder. Fucked two strippers, one of them was 18 and no I can say that I had prime teen pussy feels so good bros. The other girl is also an escort on the side and I came inside her twice in a row with no condom on doggy style so fucking hot to just use a dumb slut like that. Also literally every girl on tinder has like a hundred matches, even the ugly ones. How does that make you feel? Even if you are a chad you are only going to get like 20-50 matches if you are lucky.

>>16514908
Enjoy your HPV or worse dumbass, stop fucking hookers raw

>>16514908
First time I came inside off a tinder match she got pregnant and kept it.

>>16515207
rekt

Is HPV curable? Someone tried to tell me they cured them self in order to get with me.

>>16511140
I have 99+

so glad I found a virgin gf. Too tight to fit my not so impressive 6.5 incher.

>>16515328
Its not curable.
You can freeze the warts off though.
HPV is vaccine-preventable now.

>>16514908
Nice
>>16515207
That must be an incredible feeling

>>16515343
stop watching porn
t. 7 even

>>16511119
This world is fucked.

>>16511119
>I met my current wife
this guy is prob trolling but i know a girl who married the first guy she met through Tinder

>>16511632
Just 1? I do at least 3 then the shame stops me until next month

>>16512497
>One time I brought up getting a condom and the girls response was "What, are you, a child?".
SHE'S A REAL LEFT-WINGER CAUSE SHE BEEN DOWN SOUTH AND HELD.....

I'd tell that dumb whore to her face I don't want aids off her gross cunt and then maybe spit in her face and leave.

>>16512214
>how it feels
any time i've ever cum inside of a chick, more has come out than at any other point in my entire life. i'm talking ball draining soul shattering orgasm

>>16512787
the 3+ icon is probably real. I installed last Thursday and have tinder gold. I have 41 likes, but literally all of them except 1 are whales, minorities, or trannies. The 1 I matched with lasted a whole 3 messages b4 I got ghosted.

>>16512239
>Plenty of sluts are down to bang raw
They always have been and always will. 10 years ago I got on SSRIs for anxiety and it had the interesting side effect of also eliminating any anxiety I had about barebacking sluts I had just met. Out of half a dozen girls I hooked up with, only one even brought up condoms - and when I said I didn't have any she was fine fucking anyway. Fortunately I quit the pills and snapped back to reality without getting any STDs or illegitimate children

>>16515868

>>16515546
It felt good at the time then massive waves of panic when I found out. Her parents are wealthy and were desperate for grand kids so it went better than expected. She chalked it up to fate and said she tried for 10 years with two long term relationships and it didnt work. Trips me out though that some people can try for years or get one on the first try.

>>16511171
>might as well have married a prostitute.
He did you retard

>>16512875
>opiod addict
>fucked 60 guys
>i carry myself highly

>>16513053
stfu snowflake. clinical depression is a fake illness. modern western society is the only place you see this "disorder." it's not a chemical imbalance, it's a lifestyle imbalance.

Wait I can get laid with tinder??

>>16516514
your grandfather could get laid with tinder if he's not picky

>>16513030
You got ghosted by a pajeet.

>>16511119
ty for butt

>>16516530
I'm not willing to fuck fat bitches. I've done that before. I am incapable of deriving pleasure from it

sooo much cope bunch of normans.

>>16511119

>>16511140
Casual sex is boring and for burnt out losers desu

Nothing compares to passionately fucking your soul mate

>>16516691
Oh shit you're right

>>16512889
>>16516482
How do you know she's a heroin addict? What am I looking for here.

>>16515328
It's sort of "curable", they eventually go away permanently with treatment.

>>16511119
>I met my current wife
>current
OP knows its not going to last

I had tinder like 6 times and always ended up with 3/4 maches but nothing came out of it, not even a date. How to sell yourself on this crap ?

>>16511140
Actually, you are the fucking loser here.
I had a slut in my class who fucked her whole neighborhood and probably half of the guys in town while she was in a relationship and her boyfriend was at work. I mean literally, she was fucking a different guy from tinder each day. Eventually they broke up and she decided that she really wanted a kid now. So she stopped taking birth control and kept fucking around, until a loser with enough money got her pregnant. She blamed it on birth control "failing" and was posting on her insta how she is going to be a great single mother and stuff like that.

But yeah, keep bragging how many whores you are fucking raw idiot.

>>16517317
Yes I must know this as well

>>16511119
>Tinder

Most roasties migrated to Hinge and Bumble years ago, the golden age of Tinder has already been over for like 5 years now OP

>>16517317
Who please?

>>16517399
Brianna Dale. Next time use google image search anon.

>>16517429
Google image search is utter shit for finding anything, use Yandex

>>16511171
>might
he has done it

As a guy averaging 30 girls/year on tinder, bumble, hinge, Facebook dating

I can tell you that online dating is the best place to get laid. But you're gonna have to put

At least 20 to 50 hours in if you're new to this or an incel

What I can also tell you is that relationships that spawn from one dating rarely work

That's cause there is no accountability. Meaning, no friend group that we share

Where if you fuck me over or vice versa, there will be negative Consequences . Also, if someone is cheating you will find out

could anyone just post more pics of her

>>16512214
literally every woman wants you to cum inside her if she's horny and attracted to you
even if she regrets it afterwards, what she really regrets is your lack of ability to sweep her off her feet

>>16517710
dating within your friend circle is pleb tier

>>16511119
test

>>16512814
>doubt
you aim to only fuck girls in their first year in the trade. they burn out quickly...