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Would you suck a dick for 10 billion dollars?

>> No.16505900

>>16505884

Id do it for free

>> No.16505914

>>16505884
i think a better question is who wouldnt suck a dick for 10 billion dollars

>> No.16505918

>>16505884
I'd at least consider it.

>> No.16505922

>>16505884
I'd pay alot more than that heh heh

>> No.16505925

>>16505884
nope

>> No.16505926

>>16505884
>Would you suck a dick for 10 billion dollars?
why not? i'm already sucking it for $23/hr. they dont call it "wagecucking" for nothing

>> No.16505927

>>16505884
Who is this cute girl (male)

>> No.16505929

depends, no stds then ofc, no records of it, ofc
public and a high chance for stds, no

>> No.16505947

I'd suck a dick for a cheeseburger and a nice coat

>> No.16505948
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>>16505884
hahahahahahaha NO

>> No.16505976

no, im a man of tegridy

>> No.16505984

>>16505884
Whores deserve no respect in this or any world.

>> No.16506002

>>16505918
It reaches a point in monetary value where it would actually be gayer to act like this, just get on your knees and make that generational wealth

>> No.16506012

Fuck no how could you live with yourself and enjoy the money after that. I couldn’t/wouldn’t do it even if no one would find out.

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16506020

Would you live on the smelliest shittiest shittingstreet in india in the poorest caste for 10 years to get 40000 BTC and 77 Million LINK?

>> No.16506035

>>16505884
Yes, I'd even throw in a second.

>> No.16506045

If it's not horribly diseased, sure.

>> No.16506048

>>16505884
she's cute

>> No.16506064
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Would you tattoo 60 penises all over your body and face for 15 million LINK and a loli slave of your choice?

>> No.16506083
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16506083

Would you let 4 niggers rape your unconscious drugged body for 700 request tokens?

>> No.16506111

would you let an indian surgeon permanently remove your anus muscle for 500 billion dollars?

>> No.16506125

Would you accept daily 4 hour long waterboarding sessions for $200 dollars per waterboarding (+$150 more if you let them use diesel fuel instead of water)?

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>>16505948
Based Goose

>> No.16506132

>>16506128
THE GOOSE

>> No.16506196

I would swallow too for 10 billion dollars.
No homo.

>> No.16506215

>>16506020
No, you wouldnt live to spend it

>> No.16506225

Would you amputate a thumb for that much money? I wouldn’t.

>> No.16506230

>>16505884
Nope.

>> No.16506288

>>16506225
Would you let a surgeon deglove your penis for 15 dollars?

>> No.16506321

Would you whore out your mother to niggers for 900 billion?

>> No.16506344

>>16506225
Me neither.

I don't think there's any extreme thing you all can propose that I'll find tame enough to accept.

>> No.16506349

>>16505884
straight man here, yes
>>16506225
Yes

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16506362

Would you wagekek for the minimum wage?
Would you clear shitposts for free?

>> No.16506378

>>16505884
I've already sucked a dick fresh out of my gfs cunt right after he nutted inside her for free :(

>> No.16506389

I WOULD SO FUCKING DO IT! I would suck it even for an hour

>> No.16506405

>>16505884
id suck 100 dicks

>> No.16506410

>>16506362
>Would you clear shitposts for free?
lol
I love you, /biz/

>> No.16506416

>>16505884
Not gay, but also not retarded.
So yes.

>> No.16506628

Haha no I ain't gay!

>> No.16506702

>>16506628
But you're stupid

>> No.16506718

>>16506362
based fuck jannies

>> No.16506719

>>16505900
This, if she's cute enough.

>> No.16506762
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16506762

Would you suck the hydra-dick of a hundred gargantua demons while they butt raped you and simultaneously ripped your head off and throat raped you in the hottest hell flames of infinity over and over and over for eons for tree fiddy and a cup of toilet water?

>> No.16506792

>>16505884
If someone is willing to pay 10bil for a below average bj then I'm all for it.

>> No.16506831

>>16506792
>for 10 billion

a jacked up bj from an ugly virgin, teeth all scraping, he acts scared, uses hands at a weird angle to stroke you so he can cheat the time your dick is in your mouth, no nut massage whatsoever, keeps asking if you came yet every 3 seconds, and he wants it over as fast as possible

>> No.16506853

>>16506048
>she

>> No.16506862

>>16506125
4 hours long every day would kill you

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>> No.16506954
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His lips make him look like Ivanka

>> No.16506962

>>16506012
Lets say your memory is erased of the incident after

>> No.16506999

>>16506962
I'd do that in a heartbeat

>> No.16507020

>>16506949
does being incel make you more feminine? it's female drama daydreaming

What % of /pol/ is repressed gay? 40%

>> No.16507022

Do you understand how much 10B is worth the thread.

>> No.16507035

I wouldn't believe the offer no matter how earnestly proven. Way too much money for a bj

>> No.16507057

>>16507022
A thousand millions, ten times over. I wouldn't believe it.

>> No.16507066

>>16507057
This. OP should have said a few mil, that'd be more believable . Billion tier is ludicrous

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>>16506962
>wipes lips
>dude my memory isn't erased
>yeah we don't really have 10 billion dollars either bro

>> No.16507088

>>16506045
Good DD

>> No.16507106

>>16506225
Obviously you could get another thumb with the 10 billion dollars. If it's like "You just lose the thumb forever," yes. Also my left ring finger is underused so I could part with that probably before the thumb.

>> No.16507117

>>16505884
Absolutely not.

No money can erase the eternal loss of dignity and self worth by becoming a homosexual whore for money and knowing that everything you own is made by you being a degenerate faggot whore.

>> No.16507118

>>16506344
A guy wearing socks sticks his finger in your butthole for exactly 1 minute and counts each individual second while also making direct eye contact with you. 10 billion dollars cash in hand and he also says no homo afterwards.

>> No.16507120

>>16506416
fag

>> No.16507124

>>16506362
No
Yes

>> No.16507129

I literally can't fathom how gay someone would have to be to not want to suck taftaj's delicious feminine penis.

>> No.16507159

>>16505929
With 10 billion dollars can extinguish all the STD's in the world

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>>16505884
Only if the dick belongs to Sergey Nazarov

>> No.16507176

>>16507118
NWF

>> No.16507191

>>16507118
change it to 10 million, more believable

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>>16507117
well said

>> No.16507197

>>16507173
the ladyboys say he likes the ones with the really big cocks

>> No.16507198

>>16507118
him saying no homo at the end sold it for me :)

>> No.16507233

>>16507073
fuckin kek

>> No.16507442

>>16505884
>Would you suck a dick for 10 billion dollars?
No homo, only fucked girls and never had any thoughts about men.
However, I would do it for 100k USD.
Hell, if nobody got to know it and it's a complete stranger I would probably do it for 10k

>> No.16507462

>>16505884
Not a chance.

>> No.16507477

Every dollar you spend, you will remember the time you had a cock in your mouth that you sucked on. No amount of money can fix that.

>> No.16507516

>suck a dick and have a few minutes of humiliation
>wagecuck and pretend that you are not getting screwed every single day until you die

Want me to swallow the cum too?

>> No.16507520

Frenchbro did it for 65

>> No.16507613

>>16506762
Undoubtedly

>> No.16507623

>>16505884
i would want half up front in bitcoin then i would probably change my mind.

>> No.16507755

>>16506762
Lmao

>> No.16507760

>>16506362

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK LINK
FUCK WAGIES
FUCK ROASTIES
FUCK KIKES

>> No.16508651

>>16505884
No, I'd rather wageslave for 40+ years and get paid not even 0.1% of that

>> No.16509036

>>16506012
If sucking one dick will scar you for life you're a weak individual. You best believe I'd suck that dick

>> No.16509125

>>16506362
Based, fuck jannies

>> No.16509362

I get fucked in the ass by life and wagecucking every day anyway, so yes of course.

>> No.16509379

I already suck dick, of course I'd suck it dry for ten billion dollars.

>> No.16509419

>>16505922
kek

>> No.16509431

>>16506020
they would eat me alive so no

>> No.16510033

>>16506321
give me moooore

>> No.16510057

Absolutely.

>> No.16510188

>>16506012
With more dignity than wagecucking for fifty years to make less than a thousandth of that.

>> No.16510201

>>16505884
Pre or post hyperinflation?

>> No.16510221

>>16505884
I would suck a dick for 10 Billion even if I already had 10 billion.

>not spending 10 minutes on sukk for a free 2X

>> No.16510233

if you would not suck a dick for 10 BILLION DOLLARS. US Dollars? if you would not suck a dick for 10 billion USD, you have simply not suffered enough in this life. you're a fucking child.

>> No.16510303

>>16505884
Only a feminine penis.

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>>16505884
u go to hell for sucking dick and having wealth so no

>> No.16510939

>>16505884
I'd suck her dick for free

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>>16505922
Underrated

>> No.16511111

>>16505884
I would not suck a dick for 100 trillion sextillion dollars.

It is a matter of principle, and free will. I pity anyone who gullibly falls for the utilitarian idea that the right amount of money can make up for anything.

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>>16507118
If you wouldn't accept this you're actually retarded. When you turn 40 or 50, you basically have to let a doctor do this to see if you have cancer. The worst part is that you have to PAY HIM for the privilege.

Hell yea, I'd take that offer. I think it's a lot less gay too since it doesn't involve penises and the guy says no homo.

>> No.16511197

>>16511111
excellent digits based fren

>> No.16511411

>>16511111
digits dont lie
fuck utilitarianism

>> No.16511727

>>16506012
faggot.
only a faggot would feel something like that.
a true true heterosexual man would just get on his knees and suck that dick like a bitch just to get the money and then help their relatives, and live a fulfilling life.
you're unironically a faggot if you don't suck that dick because "muh conscience"

>> No.16511745

>>16507118
lol, I would do this for $50,000.

>> No.16511768

>>16505947
underrated post

>> No.16511783

>>16506853
don't do this to me

>> No.16511814

>>16505884
Um yeah