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Be me, proposed to girl this time last year, she broke up with me shortly after new years. Sexless and depressed all this year. Shut out the world. Focused the inner turmoil on getting /fit/. Finally have nice results after 10 months. Still depressed and wanted to kms every day realizing tinder and POF are complete dumpster fires and on a solid path of being an incel. Go on a blind date a friend pushed me into yesterday, really didn't want to.
>All women are whores
She turned out to be hot as fuck.
I would sell all my linkies for her to brap me, fucking cuuuuteee. Conservative girl, tough I could tell she wanted to bang on the spot but trying to hold moral ground. She has some solid values and passed the roastie test. She's completely out of my league but, her dad is a yacht salesman and has a nice beach house. She's is completely into me and her parents really like me too. Never give up frens.

>How can I profit from this?

>> No.16496898

you know everything about her and have met her parents after one blind date?

>> No.16496899
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>Huge non biz blog post about your pathetic love life
>How can I profit from this ?

Somehow qualifies as business ...

>> No.16496929

>>16496898
friends mom knew I was single had a big dinner and is friends with the girls parents. They came for dinner and brought the girl with. Kind of nerve racking but made it through.

>> No.16497169

>>16496884
nice LARP incel
you're here forever

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>>16496884
>How can I profit from this?
You can’t make your LARP /biz/ just by adding that greentext, you dumb nigger.

>> No.16497211

>how can I profit from this?
Eat her period blood. It's the best gift she can give you. Their blood open perceptions that our ancestors have lost over time, something the elite will never reveal. Don't know you and kinda jelly