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triggered boomer parents. they yell at me. i control all their money. going to block their accounts.

>> No.16490854

block their internet too

>> No.16490860

>>16490757
cut the power to the house and live in a nice hotel until they learn their lesson

>> No.16490869

cut off their mobile plans so they can't call anyone

slash their car tires
cut the fridge power cable and throw away all canned foods

>> No.16490870

>>16490757
based

>> No.16490893

just incase this isn't bait don't do it OP you absolute faggot

>> No.16491152
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>>16490757
Assuming they have a cable subscription (they probably do since they're boomers), set up parental controls/passwords so that you effectively block off all access to "the world". Stop hesitating and go do it.

>> No.16491483

>>16490757
Cuck your dad to assert yourself as the alpha male.

>> No.16491496

>>16491483
Based.

>> No.16491672

>>16491483
i had a dream about this last night, first one and it was really hot in the moment, woke up with a huge boner and felt very dirty.

>> No.16491682

>>16490757
how?

>> No.16491711

Imagine entrusting your finances to an internet frogposter. Your parents had it coming

>> No.16492635
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>>16491711
We already control the world, nigger.