/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>16474426
CRSP

>>16475143
Thanks for being helpful

why do you have a general distrust of crypto?

your options are:

a) stocks

b) gold

c) bonds

generally speaking

>>16474426
People new to /biz/: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>>16475507
Because I don't think the (((big banks))) are gonna let it go on too much longer, it's too much of a risk to them.

>>16475536
>>16475536
>Because I don't think the (((big banks))) are gonna let it go on too much longer, it's too much of a risk to them.

fair enough, that's a real possibility.

however, if you are wrong you will have lost the quickest chance of your life to become rich fast, so it's prudent to be at least minimally exposed to it.

possibility one: you are correct and crypto goes to zero. you saved yourself 1k usd for example.

possibility two: you are wrong and you lost your chance to transform this 1k usd into 10, 20k or even 50k in 5-10 years.

if crypto has a 50% chance of going to zero it's still super profitable :)

>>16475952
Fair point. Any recommended starting points to read up on?

>>16475952
>Investing 1/7th of a BTC
Not worth your time. No point investing unless you’re going to throw real money into it. If you’re chasing $50 or $500 profits, you shouldn’t be investing.

>>16475952
>crypto

>>16474426
>comes to a crypto board
>doesnt want to invest in crypto.
>>>Plebbit is back the way you came.

>>16474426
if you have a general distrust of crypto then figure out what the best performing crypto is, does it have weaponized autism backing it, and is it fundamentally sound.
There is only one answer, watch this board for the next few weeks and see what is talked about most frequently. At this point it’s just a bunch of bored anons posting fud and pink wojaks and schizoposting, because as I said we are bored and waiting.
Any thread that starts with op or the second poster dropping a copypasta of a bunch of info and links is a pnd. Find the most insane threads about the same coin, that’s the one of which I speak.
pee pee poo poo

>>16476329
Thanks bro
>>16476318
Relax guy

>>16476279
Lmao cock ID

>>16476218
>Fair point. Any recommended starting points to read up on?

yep. if you use discord check out this server: xtZ5adw

>>16476279
>f you’re chasing $50 or $500 profits,

yep, but who said he would be chasing 50 or 500 profits? he can still multiply his capital by a nice chunk

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