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how do i profit off being a beta who only takes his shot after the opportunity is gone?

I was fapping and decided to message my match while i was all horned up. i was too beta to respond any further. still gave me good fap material tho. It cant be this easy, right?

>> No.16463445

she was being sarcastic

>> No.16463507

>>16463410
post that "good dick"

>> No.16463514

>>16463507
I'm a virgin

>> No.16463533

>>16463514
what a surpise ;-)

>> No.16463547

>>16463445
if so then she may have enough layers of sarcasm to be interesting

>> No.16463566
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>>16463514

>> No.16463615

>>16463445
>she

>> No.16463660

>>16463445
>>16463547
she messaged me back ridiculously fast both times. The 20 minute gap is me fapping and trying to think of my second response. really I just wanted to say "I wish I can shove my cock between those lips and sniff your asshole" but the "good dick" comment came out instead, just to test the waters. most chicks ignore me or immediately unmatch. its unusual for a girl to even respond to me

>> No.16463697

You two are perfect for each other

>> No.16463723

>>16463660
Honestly, the fact she replied like that means she is down. Super beta into what seems an excellent recovery. Get drunk and don't fuck this up.

>> No.16463734

>>16463410
>how do i profit off being a beta who only takes his shot after the opportunity is gone?
FEELS

are you me? ouch

It's a panic shutdown reaction when faced with a "prize", it's overwhelming and makes us freeze. I do it with girls all the time, I'm good looking so I get approached and then just sperge it.

Oh well.

>> No.16463839

>>16463723
What was beta? The first message? I honestly had no idea how to even start a conversation outside of letting her know I think shes attractive and it seemed like s pretty decent way to say to start it. The second message makes me cringe each time I read it. Secondly, if I get the chance to plow, I'll bust in seconds. Which might lower my confidence if shes not satisfied.

>>16463734
I'm just not aggressive enough to ever make the first move. Oh well, indeed

>> No.16463857

To become someone new, the old you has to die

>> No.16463874

You were beta with a ching chong. ngmi

>> No.16463886

>>16463660

Nice one anon, I always touch my dick when I text my wife in wassap. Lol.

>> No.16463907

>>16463839
just fuck her, stop thinking you retard.
you are beta because you think too much,
you don't trust your masculine instincts.
go for it now fucking faggot

>> No.16463909

>>16463410
I had a back and forth tinder conversation over around 4-5 months where I didn't reply for a few months and then she didn't reply for a few months. Finally just asked her out and ended up fucking her after the second date. Then I sperged out and scared her away.

>> No.16463912

>>16463410
the absolute STATE of you nerds! i feel better about being poor now

>> No.16463919

Notice he try's acting alpha with a minority. He knows deep down inside Stacy would ghost his messages or mock him for being a complete beta.

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>>16463410
>a fucking 4/10 gook mutt
kek the absolute state of this board

>> No.16463999

>>16463920
you should see my midwest matches

>>16463919
this

>> No.16464115

>>16463410
jungle asians are gross as fuck

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16464679

>>16463660
>she messaged me back ridiculously fast both times.
She gives you 1 word for every 10 you sent
Must've been the 5th dick pix offer she got

>> No.16464987

>>16463999
me on tinder=hard to get messages
me irl=women hover around me wanting approach

>> No.16464989

>>16464679
I assumed that, but the fact that she replied at all means there is some level of amusement, like I said in another post, these bitches usually ignore me and unmatch. I'm gonna tell her tonight that I want to smell her braaaps. Also trying to find a new match in my current area that I will just gonna bluntly ask if she wants to bang.

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>>16463919
this. nothing sadder than a pathetic white man acting all "alpha" around a gook, and a fugly gook at that. there really is no hope for the white race, I am convinced. we became too smart for our own good, outsiders have taken advantage, and now we are just circling the drain with no will to fix anything or change our situation in any significant manner.

>> No.16465125

>>16465050
white bitches dont match with me unless they are 300lbs+. I guess even the average looking ones enjoy the black dudes more. my messages wouldn't have looked much different if she was white. I'm not alpha, I've established this already

>> No.16465174

You incels are so fucking sad lmao, just end it already

>> No.16465615

>>16464989
>I'm gonna tell her tonight that I want to smell her braaaps
come on dude. i understand that your autism might make it difficult to discern meme from reality, so I'll just tell you straight. don't fucking say that to her.