/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16462498
if only u had a mcmansion

go on sahn ave a cheeky go at it

>>16462498
wtf that looks like a minecraft house

>european houses

>>16462498
This has been happening for YEARS especially in the UK, one of my friends had to push his Porsche in the garage, had to put a brick on the rear tire to keep it from rolling out!
not even in london btw

Stop buying huge cars like that, problem solved.

Imagine that you and your wife look like that.

>>16462498
>bottom right pic

mein sides

she is too fat and the car too huge

>>16462542
hahhahahahaha. look at this FOOKIN WAH m8

>>16462498
England needs some great Mexican builders ASAP

>>16462542
>>16462592

>let your government make every single decision
>waaaah why'd this happen

>>16462637
GET IN THERE, DEANO MY SON! YOU FUCKING LEGEND!

>>16462498
>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2327440/Couples-fury-garage-new-200-000-home-narrow-cars-open-doors-parked-inside.html
> 200 000£ for this

>>16462498
Not to be on some racist shit, but i work construction and noticed a lot of mexicans think they're the shit and try to eyeball everything. They'll only measure once and just half ass mark the measurement. Not all of the mexicans are like this but if you want to know why they work so quick, this is your answer.

>>16462722
we have the same situation in bongland but with slavs

>>16462498
>not having the spacial awareness to visually see that your garage isn't big enough
these retards got what they deserved

>>16462570
This is a compact car dummy
t. Wikipedia.org/Volvo_S40

come on son cheeky 300k mortgage for a new build

>>16462498
That baby looks like fucking Phil Mitchell

>>16462870
lol

Probably some dumb British law that says that it can be legally called a garage if you can place a Morris mini or one of them three wheelers inside of it.

>>16462722
>this is your answer
this isn't the answer. look at bong building plans. these are built to approved minimum standards. the developers get the architects to fit in as much as possible.

when it parking spaces fail they will use autotrack to prove that someone can fit in a space to the millimetre.

>>16463285
yeah. if someone complains they will get the plans tracked using the new mini dimensions to prove that it works.

>>16462498
>Park car in go kart garage
>wtf why is it too small
Retards

>>16462870

Bwhah shit'ole innit bruv

>>16462498
>>16462552
BEP BEP!!!

>>16462498
his wife looks like him crossdressed and aged 7 years

>>16462498
thats a british house you fucking donut

>>16462498
what they need is some rocket engineer genius to invent the self-parking car:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxoEze3UqXQ
>>16464092
it IS an island, tbf

>>16462552
That's UK, I recognize plates. They're not European and they're all claustrofiles. People on the picture are probably immigrants, most likely easter europeans judging by the guy's red face and balding patches. They can fuck off back if they don't like British ways of life.

>>16462498
>drab unattractive wife
>drab unattractive house
>Volvo from the worst Volvo era
>killers T-shirt
This image is thoroughly depressing.

>>16462498
Garage =/= car garage.

They gave them a driveway, this was probably meant to be storage and they're just too dumb to realize they're misusing the building.

Why are they called bongs?

'ere it's coz that daft git didn't get the proper naffing garage loisence, wot an absolute wanka! cor blimey
wot shit taste in music that geezer 'as, Mister fucking brightside? What a poxy cunt.
'ere but that baby looks like a cheeky bugger

These mass produced tinpot cardboard houses are going to be what tanks the british economy in the next few decades

>>16462498
>Europe
Kek. Pathetic.

>>16464216
>depressing
More like average. Yes, average is depressing.

>that shirt

COMING OUT OF MY CAGE
AND IVE BEEN DOING JUST FINE

>>16462498
>wah I can't park my car indoors
fags

>>16462805
That's not a compact car. THAT's a compact car.
https://microlino-car.com/en/microlino

>>16462498
Go back to /diy faggot

>>16462859
>thinking 300k lbs is a lot for a house for some new rich fags like these two
fuckings bongs can't even make a joke about anything over 500k, fucking europoors.

>>16465342
Average uk salary is like 12k after taxes

WHY ARE HOUSES IN AUSTRALIA 800K FOR SOME IKEA BUILT 800 METERS ^2 HIPPY HALF ROOFED HALF OUTSIDE SHIT HOLE? WTF IS THIS SHIT WHY DID I MOVE HERE YOU NEED TO GET PAID LIKE 300K A YEAR TO NOT LIVE IN A FUCKING IKEA CUBICLE. THERE IS SO MUCH FREE LAND WHY IS THIS SHIT HOLE SO EXPENSIVE?

>>16465422
Agenda 22. They want to concentrate us in cities

>>16462524

McMansions have the same problem

>Be boomer couple in my neighborhood
>Have 2 car garage
>Full of random shit
>Park my 3 compensating trucks in the driveway

>>16462565
>one of my friends had to push his Porsche in the garage, had to put a brick on the rear tire to keep it from rolling out!

Do Porsches not have parking brakes? Or did his parking brake license expire?

>>16466152
this sounds like my parents lmao, you live in las vegas?

>>16465422
most of the land in Australia is a inhospitable barren hellscape, that's why everything is on the coast and theres no towns in the great big fuck all desert in the middle (well besides a few drunk Aborigines molesting their kids in a shack i guess)

>>16465422
GO XPLORE THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF AUSTRALIA. FOUND THE CITADEL.
NOTHING FUCKING STOPPING YOU, MATE!

>>16466185
>parking brake license
Love it

>>16466871
color me suprised theres shitloads of towns in the middle of australia, ya learn something new every day, the middle being a inhospitable hellscape so everyone is forced into these small pockets on the coast where all the good jobs modern goods top tier women and opportunity are is prob why your house cost a fortune

>>16466185
This thread is about garages being too small to open parked car doors. Now, guess where Porsche handbrakes are usually situated? Thas right!
>dementia-ridden cunt

>>16466898
this picture fills me with existential dread and anxiety, i would kill myself if i woke up in a barren area like this. i have never been outside of a major metropolitan city once in my life, i have only seen shit like this in movies.... feels like a salvador dali painting or plot of a terrifying old twilight zone episode

>>16462498
silly goyim, you don't need a big house

>>16466938
well, it's like this. Can either be empty/barren/entirely devoid of life, or full of australian animals. Which you prefer?

Then why the fuck did they BUY the house huh? DURRRR I'M GONNA BUY A HOUSE WITH A GARAGE THAT'S TOO SMALL DURRRRRRR. Fuck off, seriously.