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16452006 No.16452006 [Reply] [Original]

Get in here!

>> No.16452036

>>16452006
what's this about, boss?

>> No.16452064

SORRY I’M LATE MY DICK WAS CAUGHT IN MY ZIPPER IT WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE.

That out of the way, you have my full attention please proceed.

>> No.16452082

can i take a shit before it starts?

>> No.16452094
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16452094

reporting for duty

>> No.16452122

>>16452006
chainlink

>> No.16452131
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16452131

I'm here

>> No.16452138

>>16452094
>state of biz.jpg

>> No.16452145
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I’m scared frens...what’s the emergency?

>> No.16452154
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16452154

Hello Sir

>> No.16452167

>>16452082
No. You have to hold it

>> No.16452176
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>>16452006
What's going on?

>> No.16452177

>>16452006
I got here as soon as I could! What's going on?!?!

>> No.16452188
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>>16452006
>>16452006
this better be important OP I was in the middle of a nice sauna sesh.

>> No.16452212

>>16452036
>>16452145
>>16452176
>>16452177
>>16452188
I took a shit on the floor of my bank, and they banned me from the bank. How do we proceed?

>> No.16452224

>>16452212
uhhh, get a new bank I presume

>> No.16452244

>>16452224
But I shit on all of their floors too. This was the last bank that hadn't banned me for shitting on the floor

>> No.16452252

>>16452244
start your own bank

>> No.16452281
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16452281

where is the body

>> No.16452299
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16452299

I'm not late for it yet am I?

>> No.16452310

>>16452252
That's a good idea, thanks Anon. Meeting adjourned

>> No.16452322
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16452322

I think I just coomed looking at my portfolio. I was edging and glanced my portfolio and jizzed.

What happens now?

>> No.16452363

>>16452322
fuck off coomer meeting's over

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>>16452006

>> No.16452387

>>16452167
omg i cannot hold it any longer

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>> No.16452610
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Sorry I'm late everyone some asshole zoomer threatened to shoot up my bus

>> No.16452843
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>>16452006
Why is Chainlink only working with other crypto scams? What happened to AWS? What happened to IBM and DocuSign?

>> No.16452854

>>16452610
based oldfag pic

>> No.16452870

>>16452843
real talk every actor in the crypto space today is getting scooped
its a bunch of autists presenting world changing tech to sharky ass stakeholders who've defeated dozens of sociopaths to attain their position
IBM will announce an oracle solution in a few years and it will change the market, but you'll be priced out from day zero

>> No.16452882

>>16452843
Sorry bud you're in the wrong meeting room. Yours is down the hall behind the door marked 'Mens Room'.

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>>16452006
...can i come in?