/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16444266
No

lawyer here. legit had a nervous break down after 6 years. imagine being on call 24 hours a day, including nights, weekends and holidays. i found a comfy 9-5 govt job for 1/3 the money and feel much better but cucked. shouldve gone into something else

if you wanna be a lawyer and will genuinely enjoy it that is up to you. be smart be passionate. be driven. decide where you want to go early do you want to corporate finance, politician, private or public work? etc

PS. if your not going to a T14 law school don't go. its more like T5 only now because of the job competition. Going into it purely for the money won't be enough motivation. you have to truly want to do it.

>>16444266
the stories i hear from lawyers are:
>to get good pay you have to get into a big firm
>big firms work you terrible hours to the bone
>the reason they pay so well, is because you encourage clients to fight through you instead of resolving the conflict with the counterparty in a cheaper and more wholesome way
>it is soul sucking because you bring out the worst in people and feed off of the destruction you sow. you're making the world a worse place so you can bill more hours to the client.
>only 0.01% of lawyers actually do "interesting" things which is basically just judging on partisan lines for the supreme court

>>16444266
I'm a 1L in going into 1st semester finals. Kinda in your position, where virtually all my expenses are paid by GI bill and scholarship but I'm at a reputable although not T14 school. Not saying don't do it, but have a plan. I recognize that law is an oversaturated industry with little foreseeable growth. Plenty of ways to make money though, so identify a couple that you could do if you don't end up practicing law. If I had to do this shit out of pocket I'd probably be having a mental breakdown desu.

Most lawyers are poor.

Its a soul sucking job that LITERALLY drains your soul because to pass the BAR YOU HAVE TO SELL YOUR SOUL

Youll learn:

1. Theres no real money in circulation

2. You can discharge debt with your signature

3. Persons are slaves

The lawyer nigger above probably had a nervous breakdown because being possessed by Satan is HORRIBLE. Lawyers dont make it to heaven anon. Go to church.

>>16444298
That sucks anon, sorry you went through that. Congrats about the job, even if it came a little late. Thanks for the advice babe
>>16444304
I get that, and desu I’d probably end up being very interested in criminal law or possibly working on the legal team for a government body such as the FBI. But I’m not totally sure. Your second point is what draws me away from law. I don’t think I’m passionate about it enough to get into a T14 much less a T5. So it makes me think I should look at another career to make 6 figures, something I enjoy and am naturally good at.
>>16444334
I hear that too anon, some men just want to watch the world live in a /society/
>>16444383
Right I catch your drift, and I’m definitely a person who always has plan B’s, especially if my pull out game is shitty. But thanks for the thoughtful advice!

Idk how people react to it which is why I avoid saying it but honestly I’ve considered becoming a cop instead of doing law school, since I’ve always been into law enforcement and I do know a couple former cops turned lawyers who did 5 years or whatever and then went to LS

Lol. Sell your soul OP just to realize I'm giving you privileged information

>t. Sovereign who's considering becoming one of them

Lawyers really are the best of the best. They HATE sovereigns but they treat me like butter. You should see how they treat people they hate. Nothing but class desu. Only the best of the best become lawyers, but it comes with a price. I'll probably end up having sex with my lawyer desu

>>16444485
how do i unironically sell my soul for power i don't want to go to heaven and i'm prepared to make the deal right this second

>>16444538
Dude

Theres a reason so many lawyers kill themselves

Its not hard to find Satan but DYOR. I'll give you a hint it's better to do it at midnight. If you seek him he'll come

But in all seriousness id be a real fuckboy if I didnt tell you to go to church and forget all this

Backstory: All this strange shit started happening to me 3 years ago when a JUDGE told me he would drop my charge if I went to his chambers and had sex with him. The manner in which he spoke sent chills down my spine anon. Don't do it. Im teetering on the fence of switching sides but I know its me having a moment of weakness, and my Lord God Jesus Christ always has me in his hands

My soul is yours dear God take me with you. Im not perfect BUT IM YOURS! Wash me clean with your holy blood. Save me God

>>16444615
thanks for the tip homie, do you think a single pentagram will do the trick or do I need multiple? does it have be drawn in blood?

>>16444266
that pic looks incredibly fucking dangerous

>>16444497
How are you looking for acceptance to schools? If you have your undergrad GPA and LSAT score you can calculate where you'll get in with a decent accuracy, I used Law School Transparency pretty hard when I was sorting things out. Don't bother paying for premium though, it doesn't do shit. If you can got T30 or T14 i would do it since money is no option. Alternatively consider a joint MBA as a fallback. You don't need a license to practice business.

>>16444628
Go to a crossroads.

Do you even know what you want in exchange for your soul????? Like dude. You realize youll spend eternity in hell fire? Dont do it. I shouldn't even tell you because I want to go to heaven and God might hold me accountable for another lost soul. Dont do it. True power is being aware without using it

God save this lost young man Im speaking too. Forgive me father

>>16444298
My relative is a lawyer and it's exactly like this. Years of talking bullshit how rich he's going to be. Smug after graduation. Followed by complete breakdown after a year of wagecucking. Then neeting for 2 years curled in fetal position trembling in the corner. Cushy gov job was his way out too.

>>16444678
idk desu i was thinking about asking for a cool milli and a shot at being one of the dealmaking demons
do demons get tortured in hell too? i dont know how this stuff works

>>16444266
not a lawyer, but have a lawyer friend.
i basically paid him to go to court for me.
DUI. got off on a technicality.

>>16444728
We are already in hell. By selling your soul youre bound to stay here forever. Roaming this prison like an NPC servant, as they feed of your eternal torment.

>>16444266
Why in the entire universe of fucks would I hire a licensed barrister to re-present a fictional construct ("me" in ALL CAPS) by no other avenue than practicing "law" when i can simply protect my interests by virtue of exercising The Law because I maintain dominion over my PROPERTY, including but not limited to my body and agency over it?

If you can answer me that (without giving the secret away) you might find yourself a very very busy and successful defense attorney.

Clocks ticking, kiddo.

Yoh want a comfy job? Answer the fucking question.

>>16444266
Dont do something just for money idiot that shit is printed and you have one life. Especially if you already have money wtf.

>>16444779
this honestly explains a ton, headed to a crossroads tonight. maybe i'll get you a little something just for being kind. no worries, its my soul. have a blessed day and also get back on your meds, based schizanon.

If you want to become a bureaucratic agent who believes in "order" until it leaves you clinging for life near death, go for it. At best you'll become a deep state goon who protects pedos and Satanist goons indirectly

>>16444615
Based schizoposter

>>16444661
he's probably spinning fast

Get an in-house private sector job and you’re set.

>take credit for everything
>external counsel for anything hard and to blame
>QT associates to “manage the relationship” with you
>9-5 and can outsource all after hours work
>six figgies

M A S T E R

R A C E

>>16444266
It's a pretty soul crushing line of work if you go in have a plan and know what you want to do for a career. If I could do it all over again I would get an MBA instead.

lawyers think they make a lot but they are too retarded to realize that when you work 80 hour weeks you have to divide your salary by two to compare it to other professions.

>>16444823
>>16444863
It really happened to me faggots im not schizo. Lawyer anons in here KNOW im telling the truth, but they wont tell you shit lawyers are liars. And dude ask for 10 years of fame or some shit money is worthless

If you're reading this and about to go to lawschool dont forget about me. I warned you. Ive been browsing here everyday for 12 years you should come back after you pass the BAR so we can talk.

>>16445080
I'm going to ask him for total mastery over a pocket plane, 10,000 souls to do with as I please so long as I take primary responsibility for their ongoing torture, and to leave you alone for the rest of eternity. I'll post results at 12:10 AM ITT.

>>16444977
All high paying jobs have terrible hours and qol

>>16444977
They have Master Accounts open at The Federal Reserve Bank retard. They're literal billionaires. They discharge debt with notarized signatures. Theyre free men. They're human beings in a court of LAW. All law is contract.....persons are slaves by adhesive CONtracts. But they go through ALOT. Being possessed by Satan is no joke thats why so many kill themselves by the droves. It would make you go in fetal position too anon

>>16445094
It'll probably take longger than 10 mins. Have fun going to hell dude. Dont do it man..if you do make a thread

>>16445112
I was gonna have Satan post from my phone but we'll see if he's down.

>>16444497
You don’t need to go to a T14 to make six figures, just expect to make 60-70k starting. I would not go below the top state school(s) in your state though

>>16444266
Lawyer here who enjoys his job. Although if I make a mint on crypto I will probably only take jobs that I want.
>Trust fund
Become a small town lawyer if you already have money. Classmate did it and seems happy. Work is varied, and always interesting. Big law isn't what it's cracked up to be unless you are already a workaholic. Friend married a local cutie.

>>16445172
how many satanic deals did you make while getting your degrees?

>>16444538
post sharpie in pooper

>>16444615
you let an old fat judge fuck your boypussy? lmao

>>16444266
chainlink will kill you

>>16445250
>Satanic deals
None, although I worked for indigent clients in Law school. Family law abuse and neglect cases. Saw my share of the devil.

>>16445278

>>16445326
No. Im on probation now

>>16445417
cool ID

Lawyers will be killed on the day of rope

>>16445432
Implying I don't have a bunker and arsenal.

>>16444298

This is basically the story I've heard 10 times.

> graduate with 50k to 150k of debt
> first year start with a firm at 100k
> by year 5 you can be at 300k if you work hard enough
> it's unending hours, unending stress, unending problems and you almost never get time off
> meanwhile you see the partner from time to time who just purchased the latest Porsche

Time>money

And that's why I own my own handyman business and didn't pursue something like law.

>>16444485

Smart guy right here.

I think that's maybe the key issue of it all. Lawyers realize quickly that not only is what they do not useful to humanity as a whole it's actually helping destroy us as a species.

>>16444266
if you are passionate and excited about being a lawyer go for it, if you're doing it just because of expectations or job prospects you will hate it and regret it

you are in a good situation with your fund, you don't have to take out loans so the ball is really in your court anon, pick something you love, we are in an age where everyone can make money with an idea, hell some guy is making 25k a MONTH just from his patreon alone drawing furry porn for people. theres a niche market for everything and that will only increase as the world gets more connected

id say if you have a career in mind go for it, but if not in the meantime buy a duplex or 3 shop store building and collect rent, then put the rest into some type of financial asset that pays you quarterly

I like my job. It's good money. You can be happy doing it. Anybody can be happy doing it

Can a lawyer here help me out with two questions

1: Is it legal for people to tell me to KMS or me to tell people to KYS online

2: Is it legal to shoot intruders who come into my house

I live in new jersey

>>16445558
I worry about whatever the connection might be between those two questions, anon.

>>16445558
1. yes
2. depends. are they threatening you? did you warn them of trespassing before shooting them?

>>16445558
1.Yes
2.New Jersey justifies the use of force, deadly or otherwise, to defend one's self or others when there is reasonable belief that the force is immediately necessary to defend one's self or others in their home. These is no duty to retreat from one's home.

>>16445558
you know nobody who replies to this with anything resembling an answer will be a lawyer, right?

>>16445611
no connection between these at all its just people always say KYS to people and I wonder how that might be used in court if someone actually does decide to kill themselves. For self defense I am worried about the safety for my parents since my mom lives alone for most of the time because my dad travels for work alot.
>>16445617
For yes what if someone does decide to commit suicide and they explain that it was because of your online behavior what would happen then? If I was being robbed I would warn someone two times before engaging in combat but would that be enough to justify action? Would I need to see them having a weapon and what if they had just come in unharmed?

>>16445623
Same question I have for you aswell if you have the time. If you tell someone to kill themselves and they actually end up doing citing you as an influence is that enough to get you fucked? I know most people wouldn't end up killing themselves over someone telling them online to do it but its just something I have been thinking about for awhile as a theoretical situation. Also on the self-defense question would reasonable belief require that they are trying to incite combat first or have a gun? What if someone decides to just walk in and not leave that would not be enough to engage in combat right? Cant they just rob in peace without any weapons or indication that they want to engage in combat and there wouldnt be a thing I can do about it?

>>16445757
maybe but worth asking if they are actually lawyers

>>16445779
Lol bro this is fantastic

>>16445779
yeah so you can fill your brain with erroneous information you've attrributed to a potential figure of authority, so that next time you're in a conversation you can spread this misinformation like a virus until it eventually ruins someone's life a decade down the line because they figured what they were doing was totally legal
non-lawyers shouldn't engage in descriptive discussions about law without a lawyer or judge present for their own safety, to be completely honest with you
prescriptive conversations based on past experiences with lawyers, sure, but everything else is nonsense misinformation because the law is mutated by centuries of precedent that the gen. pop. is totally unaware of strike a few exceptional cases

>>16445779
For yes what if someone does decide to commit suicide and they explain that it was because of your online behavior what would happen then?
Google Michelle Carter. Still very unlikely to get convicted as facts were strong against her in her case.

>would reasonable belief require that they are trying to incite combat first or have a gun? What if someone decides to just walk in and not leave that would not be enough to engage in combat right?
Would need to review the borderline cases in NJ. Also dead men tell no tales. You shoot someone in your house, immediately call the police. Say that you killed in self-defense and will not answer any further questions without your lawyer present. Then shut the fuck up, and do what your lawyer says. Also probably not a good idea to shoot anybody unless necessary.

>>16445757
i am legit a lawyer, tho not an US one, so my knowledge of that is limited to my comparative law
school days

>>16445849
>>16445779
if you happen to have basic cctv in your house (because youre paranoid about anyone trespassing to harm you) , the footage will provide sufficient evidence to support your claim of self defence.

>>16444497
You are most likely going to regret it. If money is not an issue in your life then maybe you can do some cool plaintiffs work, but if you end up in a big firm you will hate your life in two years or less. I make more money than all my none lawyer friends but if you have self respect then the money only goes so far. People will scream at you for a misplaced comma on a 120 pg document. All clients are retards and you slave to make them millions of dollars (if youre a tranny lawyer). I'm about to close 3 deals for absolute mushbrains and they will walk away with 10 mil+ for 2 months of work. It is demoralizing to see how easy rich fags have it. If link doesn't take off in 2020 then I'm going to have to do something else to live with myself.

Tldr, don't go to law school unless you've never met someone smarter than you and you have an undying work ethic with mo self esteem

>>16444513
Thank you for the advice, and may God bless your soul babe
>>16444628
Don’t forget to take a newborn blood covered enema up the pooper
>>16444662
That’s so cool, I’ll definitely look into both the calculator and also possibly pursuing a joint MBA, or possibly just an MBA as one anon suggested
>>16444702
thanks for the advice anon, didn’t know that was a thing lol
>>16444814
I won’t, I just wanted to hear some thoughts on it, thanks based angry anon
>>16444829
Plz baby no
>>16444863
And redpilled
>>16444950
Didn’t think about the MBA, I’ll look into it for sure, thank you based biz anon
>>16445080
I wish you were my dad :(
>>16445154
Noted, thanks brah
>>16445172
That’s something else I was thinking about! Thank you, yeah big law isn’t really my thing I don’t think, so I’d probably go a bit more low key.
>>16445521
Damn thanks for the really thoughtful response anon, all of these responses have been really helpful but this really helped, thanks bro.
>>16445528
Right for sure, this has been a better experience than talking to a lot of the irl lawyers I know. It seems like it’s one of this jobs that people either love or hate is they’re doing it.

>>16445935
Sorry I missed you in my big response, but damn that’s another really great reply anon, thanks. I’ve come to realize that if I do end up doing law, I’m gonna really have to want to do it, not just because it seems cool or prestigious or whatever. Thanks hottie

>>16445948
Why do you wish I was your dad?

>>16445948
thanks i'm gonna try it without any blood, there's a sizeable crossroads located just outside my place, should be mostly empty around midnight.
anything y'all want to know from mighty satan?

>>16444266
Lawyer here. Got a full scholarship to a good law school. Work in a lucrative field making 100k.

>>16446033
DONT you think I'm meming and im fucking not

Go get a speeding ticket and refuse it. Tell the policeman you're not operating a motor vehicle, but traveling in your property and that he has no BUSINESS pulling you over without a warrant.

Tell him it violates your 4th ammendment right and its an unreasonable seizure of your property

Police need a warrant to search your house, right? Which is considered your PROPERTY, yeah? Do you not own your vehicle? Its the SAME shit. DONT DO IT IF YOU THINK IM MEMING DO THE SPEEDING TICKET THING FIRST BEFORE YOU SELL YOUR SOUL

>>16446064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApJKqCn5Du0
oh no i have every expectation that tonight will be the night i meet lucifer, this world has gotten absurd enough that i could believe it
alternatively, i'll have a nice cup of tea in the 45 degree weather for a few minutes and think about life
either way its gonna be a comfy ride

>>16445935
>don't go to law school unless you've never met someone smarter than you
I suppose thats why OP wont even touch >>16444802 with a ten foot pole because the youngin can't even fathom the implications of asserting the notion that the only real "property" is an individual's agency over their own body. Everything else is a contract between fictional constructs.
At any rate, exclusive agency has a paramount interest over that which is often misconstrued (as a matter of PRACTICE) as a civil right rather than a property right.
In short, most lawyers are as clueless as the lumpen when it comes to the Matrix (no, im not referring to the movie). The only ones who truly understand whats going on are the magistrates.

Take Judge Judy as a salient example.
>7TH AMENDMENT FOR THE GODDAMN WIN

>>16444266
The lawyers are some of the most brainwashed people on this planet. Its has to be one of the worst jobs going as the whole scam relies upon deceptive word meanings. The whole job can be summed up by the word 'Attorn', transfer to another. These cunts are pirates operating on the sea of commerce.

This job is the epitome of the scam that is being pulled on this planet. The scam is convincing real people that they are these legal fictions though deceptive language.

TL:DR these cunts work directly for the Jews

>>16446173
i'm fascinated and i think i'm smart enough to grasp despite having no background whatsoever, can you point me in the direction of the reading that will prove me wrong?

chainlink solves this

>>16446187
quite true.
everyone just recycles material found on the internet.
there's barely any OG at all.

also, the main attorneys do 0 work. theyre basically business developers or salesmen who play golf a bit too often. they dont know shit about anything and they only act as if they did.

all the actual legal work, including researching and staying up to day is done by the assistants, legal execs and paralegals. they are the real 'lawyers' who give the substance to their overpaid bosses who then recycle/repackage and charge fat bucks to their clueless clients.

>>16446240
I feel like this is FUD, but just for fucks sake, how could it actually do this?

>>16446025
Because I have no father :(
>>16446033
A solid billion dollars, super speed, and that Van Halen never existed (just call me Diamon Dave)
>>16446173
Sincerely missed other anon’s original response, didn’t expect this thread to get many replies. But like >>16446233
Said, I’d really like to grasp this. What’s the sitch cutie?

>>16444334
They don't always encourage you to fight through. My buddy works for a major civil rights firms and they were telling someone to settle because if it went to court they would get nothing. Black Livers Matters kept telling them to go to court for the moral victory. Guess what, they listened to BLM and didn't get shit and accomplished nothing.

>>16446329
you got it senpai, i forgot i have like four souls in storage from childhood bets too so i think we can swing this

>>16446187
these posts are hilarious because they show just how bad normie brainrot can get
the exact opposite is true you retarded normgroid, lawyers use precise interpretations of language so that two totally existentially disparate entities can even approach shared understanding of fundamental units of reality. its called syllogism in case you ever grow a brain.
its normalfags who decide what they really mean based on their feefees at the time

>>16446064
I meant the 5th ammendment im sorry. It protects you from being held for committing a crime unless you have been indicted correctly by the police.

Aka being pulled over without a warrant signed by a judge

>>16445172
what biglaw firm you at?

>>16446379
Guessing I hit a nerve
>lawyers use precise interpretations of of language
KEK, have you ever pulled out a legal dictionary? There words change meaning all the time! hence the different dictionary editions. Also, when I said deceptive word meanings, thats what I meant. Legalese is not english, but people are decided into thinkin it is. Lets list some words & the defintion that mean different things in legalese than english.
Driver - someone thats being paid
passenger - someone thats paying
person - a corporation
includes - to exclude all others

I can go on, but the fact remains that contracts have a definitions section within the contract, Cause these words are not precise. Also, All words are fictional & can never fully describe the real thing.

>>16446044
>Work in a lucrative field making 100k.
>lucrative
>100k
couldnt have been that good of a law school then. i worked big law for 6 years and starting salary was $185k for junior associates

big law will really only hire you if you come from a "good" law school.


everything is a ponzi scheme with the shareholders just sitting on their asses talking to clients on the phone or going out to lunches, or writing up golf trips as "business expenses" while wining and dining rich CEOs. the paralegals and junior associates do all the work and the shareholders just put their signature on shit and call it a day. they dont even come up with their own legal strategies. unless you are sure of your connections or have the desire to be an overworked bitch for 10 years before becoming a window office overlord i would say find another profession. nobody likes the work, at all. its mind numbingly tedious, fraught with bureaucratic faggotry, and worst of all, 1,000,000% purposeless when you consider the larger picture and look at the retarded litigious society leftists have created for us today.

OP i can guarantee you can be a good lawyer if you apply yourself. but i can guarantee you will be 5-6 years in and realize you are literally wasting your life over pointless squabbling and faggotry. and if you dont already have a family of your own, you will never obtain one while working as a corporate lawyer. also you will have to live in an overpriced liberal shithole crimeridden city because thats where all the big law jobs are.

>>16446233
>>16446329
I appreciate your interest, lads. Im the same anon who posted >>16446173 and
>>16444802.

To garner an understanding of what I'm getting at, you need to review how and why Bush won his defense case against Gore and why/how OJ Simpson won his case. For starters.

That said, it really all comes down to what makes the Untied States a fucking based country:
>7th Amendment courts of record where the magistrate is separate from the tribunal
Such venues facilitate recourse for those who wish to handle their own affairs as a fucking man.

Theres a reason you never hear fuck all from politicians about the 7th Amendment: Nobody in their right mind would eliminate a venue of recourse thats available upon the proper filing of a legit verifiable claim.
>think Judge Judy minus the ghetto lumpen mentality
>that shit is underrated as all fucking fuck
>hence they throw the show on daytime TV in the hopes that one of the wagies will finaly get the fucking point: America is a great countrg for a fucking reason, a reason that many (including esquires) rarely appreciate and understand.

That all said, imagine being a Judge Judy knowing that the lawyers are about as clueless to the game as their clients.

Bottom Line
>you are a man
>you are not a fictional legal construct
>as a man you can use fictional constructs tk represent you
>the choice is yours
the choice is yours because slavery was outlawed. Thus the system relies on your acquiescence and/or agreement
>CONTRACT WISELY

>>16446466
If you can leverage connections to get your foot in the door to do in house counsel you can maneuver your way into a comfy position after a few years.

>>16445489
Lawyers work into their 70’s with some regularity. By the time they are in their 40’s they don’t need to realistically work if they are intelligent with their money. Very high earnings potential compared to initial upfront investment.

>>16446556
>the choice is yours because slavery was outlawed
Thats where your wrong bucko = ). The below is from blacks law 3rd. Just showing you how BS this system all is.
Freedom - Without prohibition on your actions
ex. Theres a speed limit of 30mph
Slavery - Under the control of another
ex. If you go over 30, get caught, you get pulled over/ticket
Involuntary servitude - under the control of another, under duress
ex. you go to 'court', cause you went over 30, you risk things being taken from you ie duress.

The above matches really well with the 3 Capitis deminutio states. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitis_deminutio

Another interesting thing to look into is the original 13th amendment that supposedly got ratified. The amendment forbids titles of nobility, i.e esquires. This is a great reason for the English to burn down gov buildings during the war of 1812.

You need to be naturally good at communicating processing information real time and manipulating it towards your cause (like a jew) to become a lawyer.

>>16444266
>thinking about law
>thinking about going into law
>thinking about going into law on a crypto board
>thinking about going into law on a crypto board about smart contracts
>thinking about going into law on a crypto board about linking smart contracts
You are here
>thinking about going into law when most lawyers are obsolete

>>16446556
>courts of record
So wait, is the game to establish facts in a civil case that can go on to be used as evidence of wrongdoing (or lack thereof) in a criminal case?
Or is the only point that you enjoy a greater number of freedoms and/or likelihood of success when you represent yourself to a jury in civil trial?

>>16446556
>>16446906
Or is the game that by using a contracted entity to represent you, you're allowed greater freedoms while the case is taking place?
God damn it I'm gonna end up picking up a bunch of law books on Amazon now.

>>16446466
I went to the top ranked law school in one of the biggest cities in America. I’m a first year associate working 7 hours a day with unlimited vacation time and making 100k. Also zero debt. Not all of us want to slave for the big law Jew. Some of us appreciate work life balance.

>>16444266
Harvard or home nigga

>>16445558
Eastern Europe reporting in . No. 1 is punishable offense here.

>>16445112
here, just for you
>>16447229

>>16444266
Don't do it.
Or do it and learn from your mistake.

>>16444615
>Backstory: All this strange shit started happening to me 3 years ago when a JUDGE told me he would drop my charge if I went to his chambers and had sex with him. The manner in which he spoke sent chills down my spine anon. Don't do it. Im teetering on the fence of switching sides but I know its me having a moment of weakness, and my Lord God Jesus Christ always has me in his hands
Many prosecutors are nothing more than pedo-satanic free-masons.
They are not classy, or powerful. They are the scum of the earth. OP should know: you avoid those kind of people, you do not try to follow them. They have absolutely no morally or rightfulness. I would unironically rather thrust a mafioso. Those people are twisted you have no idea. I should know, i paid the price. Many years of my life. For nothing.

>>16447392
Yeah confirming that no demons approached me at the crossroads and dude was just a pedo who touched him.
It was really disappointing - a black car pulled up and shone its lights directly at me for a few seconds before driving away in an otherwise deserted area.
For a brief moment I thought maybe this reality didn't suck shit. But nah, just a schizanon.
All good though, have a restful sleep, wherever you are, based schizanon. No demons out tonight.

>>16444266

That's funny... every lawyer I know charges me 350 an hour... and constantly so.